Dick Cards. . File: HIE, 251x251, , jpg) H. I MI Befire I tell this story, I have to introduce we to the concept of the "Dick Card Game". You take a set of play
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Dick Cards

File: HIE, 251x251, , jpg)
H. I MI Befire I tell this story, I have to introduce we to the concept of the "Dick Card Game". You take a set of playing cards with naked guys
showing their junk en them, and hide them in places where oth era will find them. key word being "Hide", its pretty lame to go to your desk
and find cine just laying there.
around
EDP team is up in the Morghan in Afghanistan. doing VSC) did before
Card Game is in full effect when the team is at camp.
Cards in Cal satchels. Dick Cards taped ever Edna cards. Dick Cards fluttering down after sameone turns an overhead fan en
******** Dick Cards everywhere
Cards start disappearing. less and less are being found. ens knows where theme going
Stearn gees out en routine patrol ens day
Pstart taking fire. operators do their thing
Milne guy gets shot in the leg by pure chance. wound isn' t traumatic. but definitely needs attention.
is getting verse_ this isn' t typical ofthe local fighters. everyone' s getting a little mere worked upto sarthe least
gets dragged to Xever_ Doc starts working en him. grabs medkit. frantically rips it span
Cards. Dick Cards burst out everywhere
bursts out laughing
guy is pissed. yells "What the **** are you laughing fed?! I' m bleeding out assholey."
sleeps up handful nodick cards and lets them flutter onto shot guy
guy bursts out laughing tee
finally subsides
slaps en tourniquet. patches him up. he gets Evac' d out
ends. everyone returns to camp. story spreads like a case orgininal warts among the ANA
guy eventually returns to team. done to leg
Card Game continues. is still slew due to all ofthe cards being left out in the field
I think about the local fighters checking out the area afterthe firefight and seeing a pool of bleed surrounded by Dick Cards and being completely *******
befuddled by American first aid tactics.
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Submitted: 07/24/2014
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User avatar #1 - limb (07/24/2014) [-]
A dick card a day keeps the doctor away.
#3 - howaminotdeadyet ONLINE (07/24/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Laughter really is the best medicine   
or maybe dicks
Laughter really is the best medicine
or maybe dicks
#2 - violenthandjob (07/24/2014) [-]
Always one of my favorites.
#11 - trollypollyz (07/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Marines are 						*******					 faggots
Marines are ******* faggots
#12 to #11 - platinuminfernape (07/25/2014) [-]
Are you even trying?
User avatar #7 - SirVladimir ONLINE (07/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Anyone wanna buy some?

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User avatar #9 - dashgamer (07/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
This is a plagiarized story from the book Level Zero Heroes by Micheal Golembesky.
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