Detroit story

**ponymagic rolls 00**/100

I really need to break that habit of mine where I read the last line first....
It really ruins these things for me....

Is this a reference to something?

>Be 18
>new girl is in class, her name's Gretchen, which I think is real fucking cute
>she gets bullied by the alpha fags at the back of the class
>I say hey and we walk home together once or twice
>I found out her family background is pretty fucked up and thats why shes quiet in school
>I ask if she wants to see a movie, she says yeah
>go to movie, only us two in the entire fucking cinema
>she falls asleep
>Frank the giant bunny rabbit appears
>Tells me to burn patrick swayze's house down
>Get back in time for her to wake up
>I fucked her on halloween

>Be 21, Girlfriend's 19
>Been dating for months now
>This guy named Joe comes out of fucking nowhere into my life
>Find out he has no money, no place of residence
>Decide to open up to him
>We play the vidya, drinks beers, watch football
>This continues for months
>One day I find out girlfriend is pregnant
>By all tradition, I have to marry her now
>Instead she breaks into tears admits she was raped by Joe and the baby isn't mine
>Gonna fucking kill Joe when he gets home
>Joe gets home about 1 a.m.
>As soon as he opens the door, I fucking punch him in his bastard face
>Go to my room, grab my handgun out of my drawer
>Go back to confront Joe
>Joe jumps in his car and fucking hightails it out of there
>I haven't seen or heard from him since
>On the phone a month later with my brother
>He finally asks why I've been so depressed
>I tell him that if it hadn't been for cotton-eye Joe
>I'd been married a long time ago
>Where did you come from, where did you go--
>Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

I would LOVE to have 7 friends

Oh Peter don't make me do thJUST A CITY BOY, BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DETROIT!!!

9/10 didn't see that coming.

well good thing I don't live in Detroit :P

WELL DONE!

alright..that was pretty good...

Damn that diverting story. If it wasn't for porn, gore and other shit /b/ would be creative writing forum.

sorry to be a newfag, but could someone please explain "bump"ing to me?

i see her in a smokin rooooom
smell of wine and cheap perfume

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MFW

>Be 19
>on a friday night after work hang out with some of my friends at place
>one of my friends has the 9/10 girl who came with
>we hang and i hear she kinda digs me
>after that me and her go on a couple dates
> i really think i like this chick
>i tell her ill see her later after work. it sucks but at least i get to see her
> i come home late and i found roses by the stairs
> surprises let me know she cares