Definitely untitled. . File: tumblr maa d i cca 500." (67 KB, 465x700) be me, 36, not virgin but i havent had any important story either i have few but good fri
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be me, 36, not virgin but i havent had any important story either
i have few but good friends, do same was here and there
still live with my parents
i meet a girl thaugh a comman friend, we start dating and cne day i invite her ever
pretty sure that my folks wont be home for a good five er six hours
we' re doing our dirty things when my mother opens the door
she stays there watching me this til 10 chubby en my bed
throwaway frozen stare between us
i' m looking for something to say and i expect her to shut the door er stuff
she just leeks shocked
mfw she whispers "so youve not a fag" and slowly walks away
mfw at dinner she confesses that she has to review her will because she left much mere
to my sister taking for granted that i' m never gonna need maney for a family
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Submitted: 05/03/2014
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User avatar #14 - mrnpc (05/04/2014) [-]
**** bitches, inherit money
#1 - thelizardlord (05/03/2014) [+] (22 replies)
I actually think that chubby woman are sexy, unless they're some sort of frenzied Deathclaw-Chazador-Feminazi-hybrid.
Remember brothers, never put the D in crazy.
User avatar #31 - Mecuniv ONLINE (05/04/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Because gay people cannot have families too, right?
User avatar #2 - frenzyhero (05/03/2014) [-]
Thats pretty ****** up.
#12 - anonymous (05/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Can I have the girl in that picture?
Can I have the girl in that picture?
#20 to #12 - anusraper (05/04/2014) [-]
its the one on the left
User avatar #30 - nebuchadnezzaurus (05/04/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I always wondered, why do these stories almost always start with "BE me"? Why not just "Me", or "This happened to me when I was..."
#48 - tuckthisphit ONLINE (05/04/2014) [+] (9 replies)
User avatar #18 - icespine (05/04/2014) [+] (5 replies)
i dont get why guys think that when a girl is fat that she automatically looks ugly. i mean, there are ugly fat women, but there are good looking fat women. but then again, most guys have the thin-average preference for women anyways
User avatar #23 to #18 - ninjaroo (05/04/2014) [-]
Attractiveness is in more than just the face, if you don't like fat then it makes sense to say they're a 5/10.
#24 - mankey (05/04/2014) [-]
I once again find use for UberAndrew's talents.
User avatar #21 - oubliette (05/04/2014) [-]
Im a sucker for a pretty face, the rest comes after
#26 - symphoric (05/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
In case anyone wonder, the model is Tess Munster.
#6 - anonymous (05/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
36 and living at home? What?
#53 to #6 - lasmamoe (05/04/2014) [-]
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User avatar #38 - albertjester (05/04/2014) [-]
does anyone have that amusing comic were the kid wishes girls would find him attractive and it ends with his mother on a psychiatrists couch? seeing this reminded me of it but i never faved it last time it was on the frontpage
#29 - iamwhite (05/04/2014) [-]
**iamwhite rolls 023**
#27 - anonymous (05/04/2014) [-]
I have a thing for husky girls, not fat ones, I mean voluptuous, basically what retarded whales complaining about thin-privellage like to say they look like
#9 - anonymous (05/04/2014) [-]
wow
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