Decisions. . Yo Eb! Change: a) a Will grid awry time yuu' horny b) Watermelon scented toilet gag: WITH no ending! you ingoing bastard. First you get the watermelon-scented ass, then you get the bitches.
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Yo Eb! Change:
a) ******* a Will grid awry time yuu' horny
b) Watermelon scented toilet gag: WITH no ending!
you ingoing bastard
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Submitted: 11/03/2013
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User avatar #3 - fargtwo (11/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
First you get the watermelon-scented ass, then you get the bitches.
User avatar #4 - tombobbusama (11/03/2013) [+] (8 replies)
EVERY time you get horny.
Even when you dont actually want to sex.
Even if you're in the middle of maths class.
Even if you're with your parents.
Every time.
User avatar #7 - farn (11/03/2013) [+] (19 replies)
10/10 girl. i dont wipe my ass anyway
#8 to #7 - nakedclothes ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
You'll never get a girl if you don't start wiping your arse
User avatar #1 - odderror (11/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
pick option B, enjoy sweet smelling new toilet paper. fast forward a couple of days, ass now smells of sweet watermelons, black people start noticing. Fast forward even farther, ass emits potent watermelon scent whenever i fart, black people all up in my ass trying to obtain watermelon. feel conflicted
#28 - thechosentroll (11/03/2013) [+] (20 replies)
I'm a teenager. There aren't enough women on the planet for the first option.
I'm a teenager. There aren't enough women on the planet for the first option.
User avatar #87 - niggastolemyname (11/03/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Option B
1. Sell toilet paper on street
2.save money for toilet paper collector
3. create toilet paper company
4. create biofeuls from toiletpaper
7. monopolize the power industry with newfound biofeul
8. obtain $$$
9. arm rebellion to destroy oil infrastructure
10. develop cars feuled by toilet paper biofeul
11. fund research to cure all STDs
12. legalize prostitution
13. obtain 10/10 prostitute
14. **** whenever
15. ???
16. profit!
User avatar #33 - aahrg (11/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
videotape yourself ******* said 10/10 girl, sell the tapes, buy watermelon toilet paper.

OR

sell watermelon toilet paper, hire 10/10 hooker as sex slave
User avatar #10 - neoseagull (11/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Endless roll of watermelon scented toilet paper? Start a business and begin selling rolls of toilet paper you produce by unraveling your original roll. Profit?
User avatar #24 - landerp (11/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I would rather be ******* hot girls whenever i want rather than walk around with an asshole that smells like ********** .
#101 - deemetaldragon (11/03/2013) [+] (8 replies)
**deemetaldragon rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Seen on the street. Long live Chappelle! **My 10/10 girl that's holding my watermelon-scented TP
#85 - Wumbologist (11/03/2013) [-]
You know, I could just be old-fashioned, but for me it's gotta be Option 3—the ************ Goat Tower.
#91 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (11/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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I'd pick the toilette paper. Unless she comes with a strapon.
User avatar #79 - fedechan (11/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Toilet paper never ends.
Sell it a source of paper.
The world's tree population is preserved.
World is beautiful and smells like watermelon.

Yep, going with TP.
User avatar #82 to #79 - niggastolemyname (11/03/2013) [-]
but then if everything smells like watermelon then you'll get used to it and smell nothing
it's the bodies natural defense of the smell receptors so they don't overload
#11 - taurusman (11/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
im going to have to go with A as someone can create watermelon scented toilet paper but not a 10/10 girl willing to **** me
#110 - davebuznik (11/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Be in Venezuela
>Plenty of beautiful women, some of them considered most beautiful in the world
>The entire country has shortage of toilet paper, we have to use even stuff like leaves or whatever
>???
>ftw
User avatar #111 to #110 - trolljunkusa (11/04/2013) [-]
How the **** do you have a shortage of toilet paper
User avatar #95 - fyaq (11/03/2013) [-]
Every time im horny?

I would get literally nothing done ever.
#100 - peggscott (11/03/2013) [-]
watermelon scented toilet paper is the only thing that gets me horny!!
watermelon scented toilet paper is the only thing that gets me horny!!
#90 - wintersolice (11/03/2013) [-]
In an apocalypse...
User avatar #76 - Keidis (11/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Every time I'm horny?

I can just imagine how awkward it would be to pop a midnight boner while I'm sleeping, and out of nowhere a 10/10 bitch is just sitting there on my dick, waiting for me to move.
User avatar #43 - galkawhm (11/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'm a homosexual

I don't like watermelon

What do?
#67 to #43 - loopymoomoo (11/03/2013) [-]
go for watermelon, sell paper, 5$ every 2 ft
achieve unlimited moneys by deceiving the populous
enjoy
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