Death via bowels. An intense plot twister.. File: -( 5 KB, 190x265, Disapoint, jpg) Allone in reem with deg. lets call it smelly ass creature ass creature spews 4Chan farts disgust Dogs epic shits
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Death via bowels. An intense plot twister.. File: -( 5 KB, 190x265, Disapoint, jpg) Allone in reem with deg. lets call it smelly ass creature ass creature spews

An intense plot twister.

File: -( 5 KB, 190x265, Disapoint, jpg)
Allone in reem with deg. lets call it smelly ass creature
ass creature spews disgust
we bad it actually angers me
Mum and yell nasty words at smelly ass creature
ass creature just stares into my damaged soul as if it' s mocking me
vwhat a cheeky bastard
ssmall leaves before I pass out
met tee much later
Aanother horrific stench gets released
sit destroys my sense of smell.
pstart choking and tearing up
oxygen in reem anymore_ just ass gas
Soomething must be dens.
Gforce smelly ass creature to sleep outside
Later in the night
up. urge to shit is SC) great I' m already standing from bed
to bathroom while taking pants off
to toilet
to get en it just in time forthe wildest shit of my life
Cmoment of silence. can' t believe I just escaped death.
Wheeling quickly changes as a terrific smell raises from the bowl of hell
Adeath has mend me
smell is exactly as bad as smelly ass creatures
I was the smelly ass creature
MMFW I almost killed my ewn farts
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - midnightrush
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(01/19/2014) [-]
How does one NOT know they've been farting?
User avatar #4 to #1 - SergeantPWN
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(01/19/2014) [-]
There was a time period of about 3 months or so where I wouldn't fart, they just seeped out, whether I wanted them to or not. Thankfully poop wasn't quite that reckless.
#6 to #4 - anon id: 10f1e3fe
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(01/19/2014) [-]
seep out? how gaping in your anus?
User avatar #5 to #4 - midnightrush
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(01/19/2014) [-]
Fair enough.
User avatar #8 to #1 - picklepuss [OP]
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(01/19/2014) [-]
It is general knowledge that there are very different kinds of farts, so many that there's "genres". The farts in this story would apply to the "silent but deadly" genre, they were so silent you didn't even know they happened until you could smell it.
User avatar #3 - gnillort
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(01/19/2014) [-]
If you thought your dog's farts smelled that bad, why didn't you take him to the vet to make sure he's not dying or something?
#7 to #3 - anon id: cc024bea
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(01/19/2014) [-]
you clearly dont hae a dog if you dont know how rancid their farts can be.
especially if you give them meat. Never again sweet jesus.
#2 - anon id: 48c2aa5b
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(01/19/2014) [-]
''>Alone in room with dog, lets call smelly ass creature''   
If you're In the room with the dog, which one of you is the smelly creature?   
Is their even a dog, or are you the dog?
''>Alone in room with dog, lets call smelly ass creature''
If you're In the room with the dog, which one of you is the smelly creature?
Is their even a dog, or are you the dog?
User avatar #9 to #2 - picklepuss [OP]
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(01/19/2014) [-]
There was a dog, which I thought was the cause of the horrid smell so I referred to it as a "Smelly ass creature". Later, after taking a **** I learnt that the cause of the smell was actually me, making the dog innocent of being the "smelly ass creature" and I guilty. I hope that answers any questions you had.