Dealing with CoD babies. i think spec ops isn't as pushy about it's whole "war is hell that creates mosters" as god of war is.. sat gamestop skid came
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Dealing with CoD babies

i think spec ops isn't as pushy about it's whole "war is hell that creates mosters" as god of war is.

sat gamestop
skid cames upto me
s" hey_ where is the the hardcore FPS games fer at?"
leak at him and haythere are ) "Hardcore" FPS games forthe ]
s" shut up and tell me where the hardcore games are er ill tell the manager"
sthis kid thinks I' m an employee. i feel insulted
sse i pick up a capy of spec was the line
s" here this is the most Hardcore shooter game we have"
slacks at it and says "this is SC) cool. all my friends will be jelly"
skid buys the game and leaves
enext day
shack at gamestores pick up pre order
ssee the kid with his mam
skid leeks visibly shaken
s" Es: cuse me sir. id like to return this game. ens ofyour awful employees recommended this game to my sen and now he has nightmares"
s" cerld point to the employee?" the guy asks the kid
she points to me
Hm laughing SC) hard
s" ma' am thats not an employee"
skid says "but he looked like ens _____ C'
gather my self and allthe kid To ) LI feel like a hem yet? Did enjee burning all these civilians?"
skid starts screaming at me
smom takes the refund and drags the brat out ofthe store
sme and employee start laughing
wicked up my EDP}! of SMTN
smfw i could hear Conrad' s mice in my head
***** feel like a hem yet?"
yes i do
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User avatar #2 - brucekillah (09/05/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Never played that game, but a scarred child is always a plus
User avatar #12 - buttholee (09/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Kid asks for a FPS
>You give hime a TPS

No wonder he hated the game
User avatar #1 - utasco (09/05/2013) [-]
i liked that game.. it challenged everything i stood for
#3 - tittylovin (09/05/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Really want to play Spec Ops The Line

Sucks at third person shooters
#25 - monkofwar (09/05/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I know that many people say that is not a good game, but i really enjoyed it, very good interesting story. I actually hate modern shooters, be it fps or tpp, but I had good time with Spec Opcs
I know that many people say that is not a good game, but i really enjoyed it, very good interesting story. I actually hate modern shooters, be it fps or tpp, but I had good time with Spec Opcs
#83 - icewizardftw (09/06/2013) [-]
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#47 - mondprinzessin (09/05/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Im really not into CoD, but something about 'The Line' or watever keeps poping up. Could someone explaing?
Im really not into CoD, but something about 'The Line' or watever keeps poping up. Could someone explaing?
User avatar #51 to #47 - mdmazing (09/05/2013) [-]
It's Spec Ops: The Line, it has nothing to do with CoD. It's a shooter with a great and *********** story.
#115 - twofreegerbils (09/06/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I've got a real nugget for you guys.

>be staying over at friends house
>playing mw3 because he has ****** taste in games
>its like 3 am
>chattin up a storm on his turtle beaches because I don't have a mic myself and it's fun for me
>little kid comes into lobby
>he sounds very very young
>ask him how old he is
>he says 8
>think for a second
>start screaming SANTA CLAUS ISN'T REAL
>lobby is rofling hard
>tell him that if he doubled his age he still wouldn't me the ESRB
>tell him his mom bought him the ps3 so he wouldn't bother her
>start explaining secks to him
>some whiteknight steps in and is like
>dude, he's just a kid
>realize what I just did
>cry deeply
#65 - oddbird (09/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Am I the only one who did not give a living **** about the civilians?
User avatar #57 - rockerrocksixty (09/05/2013) [+] (12 replies)
how the hell did a little kid buy spec ops on his own? you have to be 17 to buy M-rated games.
User avatar #62 to #57 - navadae ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
where i am, while you`re supposed to be 17 or whatnot, they`ll just sell games to whoever gives them the money...
#102 - marlton (09/06/2013) [+] (6 replies)
#19 - slandersalamander (09/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This is one of my favorite games of all time. It is the reason I can no longer play other military shooters with a clean conscience.
#41 - haker (09/05/2013) [-]
I didnt know they were there.   
   
IT WASNT MY FAULT
I didnt know they were there.

IT WASNT MY FAULT
#95 - unotouchzetaco (09/06/2013) [-]
Speculation Optical
Speculation Optical
#81 - tyroneisanigger (09/06/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Am I the only one wondering why the kid wasn't I.D'd? Spec ops the line is rated "m" and in the U.S you need to be 17 to purchase without adult consent. Everytime I buy a game from gamestop, wal mart, target anywhere mainly I get I.D'd and I am 17

Also, would anyone recommend this game?.
#85 to #81 - RageGuyyourmom (09/06/2013) [-]
You don't understand America, ****** parents will buy their bratty kids anything to get them to shut up.
User avatar #6 - babydingo (09/05/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I wholeheartedly believe that any parent that buys games like this or CoD or what have you should have their kids taken away from them.
User avatar #165 - AnomynousUser ONLINE (09/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That story is fake. Gamestop would not give them a refund, but instead by it as a used game for $5 and sell it as used for $45
#13 - thatfunnynerd (09/05/2013) [-]
SMT 4 is so ******* hard it's ridiculous
User avatar #119 - thegamerslife (09/06/2013) [-]
Who's the moron who bought the kid the game? js someone over 17 had to buy it for him, that person is to blame in all reality.
User avatar #8 - bugsyblitzkreig (09/05/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Isn't Spec Ops: The Line an 18 rated game? How could the kid buy it?
User avatar #16 to #8 - defectivetoast (09/05/2013) [-]
Because his mom most likely bought it for him. Parents of many kids do that. They don't really care. They just have tv / vidya games act like a caretaker.
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