David vs Goliath. . An enormous CE/ CE/ (Tue) 23: 33: 5. 4 No. 3374. 891 he Hist . jgg-( "HE, dill ; 1308494. 1 78105. jigg) J/ The Warder Our house gets infest
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

David vs Goliath

An enormous CE/ CE/ (Tue) 23: 33: 5. 4 No. 3374. 891 he
Hist . jgg-( "HE, dill ; 1308494. 1 78105. jigg)
J/ The Warder
Our house gets infested with large ' every late spring and. early summer Hind them walking along harmlessly in every mam; perhaps We day,
I decided that I should take them as , do I fashioned a large. prisen em eta large glassier, small spor) , and little chambers within themar.
gets trapped end placed into ens ofthose chambers.
Every spider I find
When I want amusement, I take and the Warden The. two spiders typically avoid eachother, but (AKA , I can get them straight to the.
death". Battles' usually last 30 ascends The Victor gets a good meal and a yellow sticker en his 'orison cell."
When a reaches 3 yellow stickers, I release him/ her outside.. Victory warrants freedom,
However, seme victors' are simply tee good to let . ileum a waif spider and named him Goliath Swath was a minster amongst the ethere. He could take. on 3 er even 4 house spiders wept half
his' size at a time., war. it was in his bleed.
the day, i' put him against a fuzzy spider for my twisted .. Goliath immediately started chasing thejuicer around, until the small upen Goliath' s head and
started utilizing guerrilla tactics to whatthe minster down. A day later, some was dead and shriveled and thejuicer remained Was: it persistence? Was' it Bede will?) shall never' know, But David,
spider, was' given his freedom.
Godspeed, David.
Filer SUSHI 8535. git-( SIB? KB, 79, git)
*******
EPIC'
Fl an antici" rtt, " ycl. . Clal Mn
...
+412
Views: 23852
Favorited: 81
Submitted: 01/30/2014
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to theaznreclaimer Subscribe to 4chan E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share image on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#1 - ragingflamingos (01/30/2014) [+] (10 replies)
WHY WOULD YOU ONLY RELEASE THE STRONGEST SPIDERS INTO THE WILD?!?! NOW WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH SUPER SPIDERS OUT FOR BLOOD!!!
WHY WOULD YOU ONLY RELEASE THE STRONGEST SPIDERS INTO THE WILD?!?! NOW WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH SUPER SPIDERS OUT FOR BLOOD!!!
#10 - juffs ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
These are absolutely the actions of a sociopath.   
   
   
   
 And I 						*******					 love it
These are absolutely the actions of a sociopath.



And I ******* love it
#13 - gux (01/30/2014) [-]
Genious, it should be a show on Animal planet or something
Imagine the title "Spider Wars"
#21 - lulzdealer ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
YOU FOOL! YOU'RE ENCOURAGING NATURAL SELECTION BY ONLY ALLOWING THE STRONGEST TO LIVE!! NOW DECADES DOWN THE LINE WE'LL BE DEALING WITH SUPER SPIDERS!
YOU FOOL! YOU'RE ENCOURAGING NATURAL SELECTION BY ONLY ALLOWING THE STRONGEST TO LIVE!! NOW DECADES DOWN THE LINE WE'LL BE DEALING WITH SUPER SPIDERS!
#19 - zomaru ONLINE (01/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#18 - Dave Cee (01/30/2014) [-]
If only there was a Video of these battles
If only there was a Video of these battles
#16 - luderudecrude (01/30/2014) [-]

I did that when i was a kid. My aunt bought be a bug collection kit for my birthday one year and that was the worst biological disaster to hit the spiders in my neighborhood in recorded history.
#14 - alyssryuzaki (01/30/2014) [-]
Absolutely beautiful.
#22 - TheGreatAnon (01/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
You sadistic, twisted, sociopathic bastard.

I love it
User avatar #28 - GoldenLotus ONLINE (01/31/2014) [-]
This has essentially the same story as Death Race.
User avatar #26 - mrfumbles (01/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
you get a thumb and a favorite
User avatar #24 - shadowstrut (01/31/2014) [-]
I don't wanna be that guy, but this is David and the Goliath
#29 - theunholyx (02/02/2014) [-]
I lost it there
User avatar #17 - fuckscreennames (01/30/2014) [-]
my older brother once did something similar, except he just did it with the biggest spiders he found. his ultimate victor (before we had to release her because she laid eggs and the babies would have been small enough to escape through the air holes and we obviously didn't want 1000 spiders in the house) was a big ass jumping spider. wolf spiders are great hunters but jumping spiders always win this fight. we learned this over time
User avatar #15 - vladhellsing ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
Australians.
 Friends (0)