Dat jar. Enlarge. I Annymous C) 7/ 29/ C) 9() h/ ed) 0533: 53 No. 149197827 My Grandma USE) to have this giant she USE) to keep Sea, Wee, Elna inside. This thin
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I Annymous C) 7/ 29/ C) 9() h/ ed) 0533: 53 No. 149197827
My Grandma USE) to have this giant she USE) to keep Sea, Wee, Elna inside. This thing was tell silver money and as a kid I was always fascinated by it whenever I went round to Visit. She always USE) to
promise me that when it was finally tell she would take the money out, put it inte her savings and give me the start saving for myself.
The day came when she had filled themar and gave it to me ad I could start. Being a kid I gave en saving alter a week and instead started farting inte themar religiously. When I say religiously I mean, literally everytime I needed a
fart I would held it in untill I could get my hands en the tamer.
I managed to dd keep this en for a 2 years. One time I was bored and I ate three tins of beanfeast ad I could add to the collection.
After a while the bottom started to go a yellow misty colour and eventually started going brown.
One day my eldest brotherens heme sick, and I haddent returned heme from school with my youngest brother. My eldest brotherens asleep en the sofa whilst my youngest brotherens sitting infront of him watching . I crept
en en my eldest the and opened it ender his neah. He woke en and puked all ever my youngest brother.
My dad came in and went ******* . He took the off me and took it to his work bench where he smashed it with a hammer. I' ll neverforget the leek en his face as he reveiled at the adell of , 2 year old farts hitting
him at anee.
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#10 - CrackPipeWillie (12/30/2012) [-]
HFW the dad smashed the jar
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#9 to #2 - manofparody (12/30/2012) [-]
Toilet humor almost never makes me laugh, but I still chuckled at this.

Get off your high horse, dick.

Pic related, I imagine it's how you look.
#16 - memescomefromb (12/30/2012) [-]
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#15 - kapitanokliosov (12/30/2012) [-]
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User avatar #21 - awesomeradish (01/05/2013) [-]
Anyone one else think of the urn of 500 souls from Kung Fu Panda? ...the jar of 500 farts?
#1 - fuckingblowfish (12/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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< this is now my fetish
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#14 - wertan (12/30/2012) [-]
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User avatar #7 - kwanzalord (12/29/2012) [-]
so hard to find now or OC
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