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set me up with a chick for one night stand on sort ofa blind date thing
ashes comes to my house
Pl recognize her, seen her in some of my classes but never really talked to her
awe hit it off
aware both sitting on my couch. laughing and having a goodtime
we start inching closer and getting a little physical
m eating cheetos with one hand and have my arm around hurwitz the other
utc) knowhere, she grabs my cheeto hand and shows it down the front offer pants
bi still have a sheets clenched in my hand, but she doesn‘ t notice because she has her eyes closed and she' s looking in the
just work your magic anon. We never been with a guy before"
hiya never even touched a woman before this point but I dont say anything
bl start rubbing her slit with my finger like my saided do
Ashe moans. she says she wants to rememberance night forever
a-‘ put a finger in there too, anon. I think I we you already’
my brain has entirely become spaghetti
bi take the chemo that was in myhead and slowly starter moxie it into to use as a dildo
ashes beings moaning butthen stops mid moan and looks at me
pulls my hand out offer ants and sees the cheetodude lying there in her panties
ans screams ‘UH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK?! FRIENDS WERE RIGHTE. ) U ARE AWEIGH) ."
bl feel like We transcended into an ethereal realm of awkwardness
at mutter Tm cheesey"
sshe says "UGH" and runs out my front door
never tells anyone because she' s so embarrassed
bi Heyerdahl again
friends R) me...