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FEE 15
ahte and whiten friend get really fucking high
ewe decide to go back his place
parents are home m we go to his mam
starts Atomising on the floor
parents rush in
sthe dent know how tn speak english so they' re yelling at me in tamil er some other brown language
They point at the vomit and then point at a mop
Arsing my stoner fogic, I assume they' re telling me that I have Iternet on my leg and should clean it with the mop
rubbing my leg with men
pearents yell even mere
subsume they' re telling me that I sheeit lust go in their chewer
aeti to enter shower
tel shit have the mop
at begin to take a shower with my clothes on while rubbing my leg with a mop
bl decide tn just leave
tout the next day that his parents do speak english and they were yelling in english the whole time.
I' I' Xever been to his place again.
ahte and whiten friend get really fucking high
ewe decide to go back his place
parents are home m we go to his mam
starts Atomising on the floor
parents rush in
sthe dent know how tn speak english so they' re yelling at me in tamil er some other brown language
They point at the vomit and then point at a mop
Arsing my stoner fogic, I assume they' re telling me that I have Iternet on my leg and should clean it with the mop
rubbing my leg with men
pearents yell even mere
subsume they' re telling me that I sheeit lust go in their chewer
aeti to enter shower
tel shit have the mop
at begin to take a shower with my clothes on while rubbing my leg with a mop
bl decide tn just leave
tout the next day that his parents do speak english and they were yelling in english the whole time.
I' I' Xever been to his place again.
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#40
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deezknuts (03/20/2013) [+]
(5 replies)
I remember getting high in eleventh grade, people say weed is bad, but to be honest, those were the best days of my relatively pointless life. I would go over to my friends house and smoke, then we would watch scrubs or some shit, and i would usually try to watch a music video while i was high so the song would last longer. I listened to Sweetness by Jimmy Eat World and i realized how good life is
I would pack down like five dr peppers and six bags of doritos, then we would try to go to the 711 a few blocks down. If we made it we almost never bought anything because we were too damn high, but the trip was always more fun since we had to cross the road, which is sketchy as hell when you're high.
and now my journey is complete, you are to go out and collect as many pokemon as you can, try to complete your pokedex. A world full of dreams and adventures awaits! Lets go!
I would pack down like five dr peppers and six bags of doritos, then we would try to go to the 711 a few blocks down. If we made it we almost never bought anything because we were too damn high, but the trip was always more fun since we had to cross the road, which is sketchy as hell when you're high.
and now my journey is complete, you are to go out and collect as many pokemon as you can, try to complete your pokedex. A world full of dreams and adventures awaits! Lets go!
I swear, every time I read a green text story, the first thing I do is look at the first letter of each line. They've gotten me too many times already for me to be okay with that.
#15
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jgk **User deleted account** (03/20/2013) [+]
(18 replies)
>15
>Smokes Weed.
Wtf did happen to this world!
>Smokes Weed.
Wtf did happen to this world!
I was so high I watched the Korean News Channel for two hours before I realized it wasn't English, it then took another hour to change the channel.
I swear for those two hours I understood them, but I don't speak Korean.
I swear for those two hours I understood them, but I don't speak Korean.