Cybrmatrix 100. .. I'm sorry, my friends, but I cannot laugh with you at the video. I sincerely feel sorry for him: I'm fairly certain he has a learning disorder, perhaps even on
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Cybrmatrix 100

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Submitted: 07/28/2014
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#5 - darkrebellion (07/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
So let me fill you in on the actual KS now that the OP redacted it. The video was painful to watch, the dude looks like he just woke up after being stoned for a full week, he stutters like a ************ , video looks like it was recorded with a potato, his **** is everywhere, looks like he recorded the video in a dorm room, he clearly hasn't prepared anything. He's not sitting down or anything, just keeps moving around because he's uncomfortable standing still or something. Clearly no editing was involved, and no professionalism either. He sounds like a tin-foil hat wearing redneck from the 80s. He talks about cyber portals and **** , and a 3D VR room. His designs are **** , they were obviously made in MS paint, they mean absolutely nothing, they're just colored boxes with labels. The "thank you" will be delivered in 2019, which is ******** . He claims "the consoles each have their own short term project memory, ranging from 10 - 20 tb" which is also absolute ******** . He obviously has no idea what kind of price these consoles would range at, claiming that they would cost $500 USD. The KS goal of $500 is nothing. He couldn't do anything with even $50,000. "High tech intercoolers" and "galaxy attachment ports" sound like gimmicks, and the damn thing still uses HDMI and video composite ports (you know, the yellow white and red connectors?) He claims its gonna have a ************* quantum turbine engine. He doesn't understand most of the **** that's in there. Some of the diagrams make the thing look like a gamecube, with it's indigo blockyness. The UI makes the original Windows OS super advanced. A console with the ability to make games, movies, and music in cyberspace? Get the **** out. 0/10 would not donate a penny if I was paid $1,000 to.
User avatar #6 to #5 - APURPLEPYTHON (07/28/2014) [-]
I liked your rant until you said you wouldn't donate a penny if you were paid 1,000 dollars. You're a terrible business man.
User avatar #12 - jcfjr (07/29/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I'm sorry, my friends, but I cannot laugh with you at the video. I sincerely feel sorry for him: I'm fairly certain he has a learning disorder, perhaps even on the Autism spectrum.
User avatar #4 - sirfapaton (07/28/2014) [-]
It was actually painful watching that video...
User avatar #13 - thesoulless ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
I dunno, guys. I think this might actually be legit.

I mean, look, this thing is going to have a quantum turbine engine, so this guy must be in-the-know about all sorts of top-of-the-line technology... Right?
User avatar #8 - spartderkakus (07/29/2014) [-]
Damn. Watching the video almost made me feel sad.
User avatar #14 - chickenbones (07/29/2014) [-]
All of those guys that offered 10,000 a piece canceled. I feel even worse for him now.
User avatar #10 - LtMcG ONLINE (07/29/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"the console does not use CGI Effects. it uses CYBER AUTHENTICATED TABLE [CAT] tools that you can use to make cat based movies and games. you can publish it to microsoft consoles, nintendo consoles, and sony consoles as well as google consoles [ouya], or to cybermatrix.com [site not built]. you can burn it to cd-r, dvd r, dvd r dl or blu-ray discs."

What a legend
User avatar #9 - paintskillz (07/29/2014) [-]
Great Video 13/10 would donate
>random cat comes into the frame at 5:14
>also his mom comes into the frame at the 5:27
I imagine his entire house is filled with those storage bins
User avatar #7 - perfonator (07/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
inspect element
User avatar #16 to #11 - perfonator (07/29/2014) [-]
the post is fake and the "inspect element" function of google chrome was probably used to change the donated amount of money.
#22 - darkfive (07/30/2014) [-]
I wonder if Nintendo would sue over his Galaxy attachment port... I know apple would.
#1 - Womens Study Major (07/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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