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tit Anonymous (ID: ) 05/ 22/ 13( Wed) Replies:
Tesco Village #33. England
en the bluescreen that the new Xbox has been announced
my parents to buy it fer me
3 ofthem say yes
Eerder it hem Teice_ cem
my identification papers and seme em's out of my purse
Swaddle down to the Terces en the Bernette buy an Xbox LIVE subscription
s.' to spend big and get the 48 hem card
to pay extra due to the White Man Tax
Blythe time I get home the xbox has arrived
it all up
Pooint the Kinect camera at my face
all the wires and such to my body
and Xbox are activated by my heartbeat
Wheedle sheets out of Kinect and into my take a bleed sample fer
Braise my arm SC) the camera can scan my Tesco barcode tattooed onto my wrist
down in Kinect gaming chair
AIV drip gees in ene arm
Whathever inserted
ship reasen to get up at all new
of Duty: WWII starts
memerial to the 25 million Jews killed in the Holocaust appears
an hem of adverts
Ffirst level starts
it in 30 decends
download the Level 1. 5 IDLE
an hem of adverts start
an aeroplane outside, look out ofthe window
voice hem the bluescreen tells me to pay attention
Sentire gameplay is about T minutes, adverts make the game last 3 hours
playing game
box crushes disc SC) I can' t play it again whee
bribe}: automatically updates my Facebook, Twitter, Danube., Tumblr and khan accounts
wires hem chair remove themselves hem my body
up and walk out of reem
camera follows my motions
Spuddenly my Apple wallplant starts to ring
wants me to meet sir at the Ed Miliband memerial cemetery
minutes later, arrive at the cemetery
see sir
n Agent steps out hem behind a tree
me why I haven' t been en the Xbox fer overdo minutes
I can answer he says something else
hearbeat he is saying because Orwell and Huxley are spinning really Deadly in their graves
HEP:
Awesome
HEP:
hahaahaa
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#6 - igelior
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(05/23/2013) [-]
>4chan account   
>mfw
>4chan account
>mfw
#119 to #6 - isaacbn
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(05/24/2013) [-]
>2013
>not having a gold membership 4chan card
>ishygiddy
User avatar #22 to #6 - pentol
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(05/24/2013) [-]
it's already happening.
for now it's just for the captcha. but slippery slope ETC...
User avatar #52 to #6 - enpootis
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(05/24/2013) [-]
>implying diamond 4chan account isn't the best buy in my hole life
User avatar #134 to #52 - empithree
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(05/24/2013) [-]
yes. your life is a big ****** hole. give it to me.
User avatar #10 - qqqqqqqqq
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(05/23/2013) [-]
"orwell and huxley"
all that high school required reading finally paid off
#29 to #10 - mlpblows
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Me too dude, contemporary history.. and I just finished it. I understand stuff.
#11 to #10 - electro
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(05/23/2013) [-]
who are they
User avatar #12 to #11 - qqqqqqqqq
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(05/23/2013) [-]
george orwell- 1984, about a autocratic distopian future
Aldous Huxley- brave new world, about a distopian future where moral values are backwards
User avatar #25 to #12 - nattyicesixtynine
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(05/24/2013) [-]
i only recognized huxleys name from the doors of perception
User avatar #13 to #12 - mytrueface
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(05/23/2013) [-]
So it paid off,...
for getting the joke?
User avatar #15 to #13 - qqqqqqqqq
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(05/24/2013) [-]
...yes?
User avatar #14 to #13 - mytrueface
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(05/24/2013) [-]
READ THOSE BOOKS SO HARD PAGES WENT UP IN FLAMES *****
#23 - tigasingy
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Personal fav
#53 - norwegianlolz
Reply +50 123456789123345869
(05/24/2013) [-]
god damn it Microsoft
god damn it Microsoft
#26 - cralix **User deleted account**
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#2 - danilawleit
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Tesco village #84...
#3 to #2 - anon id: 97771ab5
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(05/23/2013) [-]
It's #83...
#5 to #3 - danilawleit
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(05/23/2013) [-]
****.
****.
#1 - heafi
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Wikipedia tells me there are only 13,746,100 Jews living today, so getting 25 million was quite an accomplishment.
I'm also using this reaction image too much.
#41 to #1 - nathanielcockburn
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(05/24/2013) [-]
there was obviously a second holocaust with zombie hitler and the kardashians where another 11253900 jews were killed
User avatar #7 to #1 - Willhelm
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(05/23/2013) [-]
that's the joke, and epic pic.
#9 to #7 - fordun
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(05/23/2013) [-]
The Jew thing comes from /pol/ The number of Jews killed in the holocaust was recently speculated to be at around 9 million. Even though it is is literally impossible. Ive done the math. There is not enough hours in the day. The engineering is flawed and makes no sense knowing the legendary German engineering.
User avatar #17 to #9 - SirSheepy
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(05/24/2013) [-]
It's six million not nine million
User avatar #27 to #17 - captainfuckitall
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Fun fact: Some people speculate it's not even that, simply 4 million, as there was a massive 'lack' of Russian jews during the time of WW2 (and Stalin hated jews as well), some people say Stalin actually killed 2 million and pushed it onto Hitler, and the Allies who knew went along with it because they didn't want to lose him as an ally. When you think about it in that sense, it also makes much more sense regarding the figures of jews living in Europe at the time
User avatar #88 to #27 - brenton
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(05/24/2013) [-]
"simply 4 million"

As if that number is small...
User avatar #28 to #27 - SirSheepy
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Of course that is probably correct, but I suppose it's like Nessy. No one will ever know for sure and no one will really care. (except for crazy people)
#44 to #28 - missing
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#81 to #44 - fordun
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(05/24/2013) [-]
This.
User avatar #19 to #9 - deathcampforjewtie
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(05/24/2013) [-]
That's the power of German engineering....
User avatar #16 - lolerbot
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(05/24/2013) [-]
my favorite part was the crushing of the disc
#78 - mysweetestpoison
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(05/24/2013) [-]
mfw
mfw
User avatar #51 - voltkills
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(05/24/2013) [-]
oh god this should be in morbid channel, 2050 scares me now.