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353 Cl Anonymous (/ 12( Sun) 23: 33 [l]
gga to eat out
center restaurant
faling my coat overhue 3/ 10 sitting next to the door
blaugh at her. sit down on a crowded table
spull out my own lunch
spaghetti
approaches me
ain' t allowed to bring my own food
mash her a quick sight ofthe condom in my wallet
sshe looks uncomfortable and quickly walks away pretending not to have noticed
wmm" eating homemade spaghetti at a restaurant table full of strangers
made me laugh OP, thanks for improving the quality of this board. please post more
deriving back from my parents house
dmusic upload. speeding down long country roads. feels awesome
Adan' t notice police car behind me abashing its lights
chalice think I' m trying to speed away
tengaged siren
wwould be too awkward to stop my car new
speed
spuddenly police everywhere
chalice and news choppers above
chalice start firing shots at me
clean out the window and return fire with cold spaghetti
hit
malice car spins out and crashes into another
everywhere
both crash each otherwhise watching the police cars explode
suecide to pullover
shemale to my door
ddo you have any idea how fast you were going? license and registration now!
officer
Make wallet out
mash her a quick sight ofthe condom in my wallet
sshe looks uncomfortable and quickly walks away pretending not to have noticed
derive back home
ccry sleep
16 people died that day
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Submitted: 04/23/2012
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#1 - doctorwhen **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (7 replies)
User avatar #19 - hobocow (04/23/2012) [-]
>Be sitting in class on last day of senior year
>Bell rings
>Pull pants down
>Shove a pound of spaghetti in between my ass cheeks
>Teacher pulls out wallet
>Flashes me a quick sight of condom in his wallet
>Become uncomfortable and quickly walk away, spaghetti spilling out of my ass the entire time
#21 - gimmebackmygoose (04/23/2012) [-]
>at home sufring the interwebz
>my mom calls me because dinner is ready
>I stay on the computer
>she gets pissed
>starts yelling at me
>goes up to my bedroom
>slams the door
>rages all over the place
>umad.jpg
>she tells me that if I don't go downstairs in 10 seconds she's gonna kick me out
>take wallet out
>flash her a quick sight of condom in my wallet
>she looks uncomfortable and walks away like nothing happened
>keep surfing the interwebz
>mfw
#59 - beansrage (04/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Be at bingo night
>get bingo
>proceed to yell bingo, at same time older lady next to me yells
>sit back down
>flash her a quick sight of the condom in my wallet
>she looks comfortable
>lifts up her skirt
>mfw

#71 - crystalmethod (04/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Walking through the park
>See a girl by the name of Susie Barker
>Starting to really dig her
>Take out wallet, show her the condom
>She lies there stiff
>In a cemetery
>I'm a necrophiliac
#57 - pyrelord (04/24/2012) [-]
>Going home one day,
>Three ******* approuch me,
>I take out my wallet, about to flash the condom
>They call me a racist for offering them my wallet
>I say "No I was just gonna show you this condom"
>"The **** ***** you gay?"
>They look uncomfortable and walk away pretending nothing happened.
>MFW it kinda worked.
#80 - tigerlilies (04/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
HFW
#47 - mr skeltal (04/24/2012) [-]
>reading this post
>mom walks in
>says watcha doin honey
>flash her condom
>grounded for life
#62 - mushkaa (04/24/2012) [-]
>chillin at home
>hear a knock on the door
>take a look through window
>jehovasmormons.jpeg
>ask me if id like to have my own planet
>ask me if parents home
>flash him a quick sight of the condom in my wallet
>he looks uncomfortable and walks away pretending nothing happened
>still want my home world for my ghetti and chill with jesus-desu
User avatar #75 - iamatroll (04/24/2012) [-]
>failed math test
>ask teacher if i can re-do
>she denies
>flash her a quick sight of the condom in my wallet
>get suspended for 3 days
#4 - funkwit (04/23/2012) [+] (5 replies)
this deserves heaps more thumbs
someone should repost it to give it another shot
i might
or i might not
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#55 - mattdoggy (04/24/2012) [-]
>going on a date with a preachers daughter   
>decide for good luck ill bring my 3 lucky silver dollars   
>going old school gentlemanly dinner and a movie   
>go to talk to her parents to be old timey and classy   
>they give me a number on a piece of paper to reach them at   
>go to stick it in my wallet   
>see their eyes light up   
>curious as to why   
>notice the three coins stacked in my wallet make a ring looking like a condom   
>i try to explain but they leave   
>taken their daughter out dozens of times since then   
> i can only imagine what they think me and their daughter do   
>gif is their faces
>going on a date with a preachers daughter
>decide for good luck ill bring my 3 lucky silver dollars
>going old school gentlemanly dinner and a movie
>go to talk to her parents to be old timey and classy
>they give me a number on a piece of paper to reach them at
>go to stick it in my wallet
>see their eyes light up
>curious as to why
>notice the three coins stacked in my wallet make a ring looking like a condom
>i try to explain but they leave
>taken their daughter out dozens of times since then
> i can only imagine what they think me and their daughter do
>gif is their faces
#13 - victoriaowsnett (04/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Spaghetti always turns me into a monster. Even when I was 2 <----
User avatar #56 - anezi (04/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>flash condom

#7 - xcoredevil (04/23/2012) [-]
this made my day
#3 - chrisbaws (04/23/2012) [-]
**chrisbaws rolled a random image posted in comment #4179689 at FJ Pony Thread ** I like it.
User avatar #36 - ismokefjpotleaves (04/24/2012) [+] (5 replies)
i only thumbed cause the picture made me piss myself laughing
User avatar #38 to #36 - killedkenny (04/24/2012) [-]
Oh, well I thought the actually content was hilarious, are you another 12 year old?
#14 - mitsutori (04/23/2012) [-]
**mitsutori rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at The Youth Of Today My Fellow Members ** mfw hot chick cop
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