Computer fixing

Okay, I've had it with this **** , what is it with that guy and his cylindrical mini-briefcase?

Dean, from the Iron Giant.

NO NOT IN HERE DON'T BRING THESE FEELS. I DON'T DESERVE IT.

I hate you.

He's right, OP. Try having your ass dumped by your girlfriend after you find out shes secretly been a closet ******* for a long time. It's happened to me and it was pretty horrifying. It took me over a year to get over it because I really fell for the girl.

You should keep it in the back of your mind she could have searched for some of those things. YOU NEVER KNOW!!!

Dude, are you my doppelganger? Damn exact thing happened to me

... maybe, it's also strange you used that image because i am a huge trekkie!!!

Wait, it is?

It's funny why this, a Nietzsche quote, got into one of the top comments in this content which has the word "horse sex" in it.

referring to the time when Nietzsche hugged a horse. Yes it's ironic

wow, what an obscure reference. Thumb for you.

hold up


you had sex with a horse?

You haven't?

can't say I have

Yes

How'd you manage that? I mean, I figure a horses ****** is so big that a normal dick would get lost

Not really

huh. well, the more you know




but it did feel good? I'm sickened but curious

As stated in the orginal comment

huh

Let just say that they have certain moves.
The infamous mare wink

I have no idea what that is

When a horse is in heat winks and urinates i stopped reading after that

google it

but I don't think I want too...

Do eet

dun wanna

Clear history afterwords
No worries

that's not the problem, I just don't know if I should

You should, don't worry interspecies curiosity is natural.

I may be on the furry board, but beastie is kinda crossing the line I think

Do whatever you want.
Follow your dreams.

well **** I did it. Idk what I was expecting

hehe

I might do it anyways because I'm a curious bastard

This conversation was better than the content, thanks for entertainment

And i dont feel like explaining

How do you reach up, did you have to stand on a chair or something

Some horses dont need that, some do
im a pretty tall guys as it is (196cm) its just a matter of breed and personal height

Who hasn't?

I haven't

Well, you are the odd one out in this ********** convention

so it seems, so it seems

Now I feel less strange due to this thread

Hey guys what's going on in this com-

im not sure how i feel about this

Male or female horse?

Mare

Damn, I was hoping for a graphic story of someone getting plowed by a stallion.

Mr. hands
That is all

Many people survive getting mounted by a horse. Why don't people understand that? Just cause one dude died from internal bleeding.

and he could have been saved if he had gone to the hospital he was too "embarrased"

Wouldn't you be embarrassed if your anus was bleeding internally after you were ****** in the ass by a horse?

no,not really

Where have you been?

on holidays

What holiday is in july?

i wentr to a magical place whereinternet hasent been invented yet of course. seriously, i just went on holidays to Kerry

I know
I just wanted to discourage it[small][small]

so, ummm....

know any good sites?

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and gaybeast.com, if thats your thing

it's +39 here were i live in canada and i feel fine.

It's been almost 100 in NY.. that's Fahrenheit btw

110 in Texas

it was around 105 here in Indiana yesterday.

It was low 90's in Alabama last week, got to Montreal 4 days ago and it's 90's but the humidity makes it feel 1100909... took a shower Thursday, still not dry,

that suuucks

120 here is pretty cold. I live in Qatar.

True, holy **** it's like the sun is purposely burning everything here.

Anyone got the Op-iified version of this?

There's wildfires in the UK, that's when you know **** has gone too far

>Distubing

pics or it didnt happen

You don't want to see nude pictures of a 45 year old woman.

**** ***** , you dont know what ive been through. you dont run my life

after all **** ive seen, pics of 45 would be something ''normal'' for a change.

I have a simmilar story...
>be me about 8 or so
>woken up by mother, (who is engaged to douchebag)
>eat breakfeast as I wait for my mom to take me to school
>decide to go on family computer to look at paintball guns on ebay
>arrive at desktop, what I see is a slideshow of my mom and her fiance doing the dirty
>mom gets mad at me 'cuz I show her and she beats me with a wooden spoon
>whathasbeenseenisnownevertobeunseen,png
>mfw

i had a friend who was a girl, and one time she checked her grandmothers phone and there was ***** pics of her on it. she just giggled a bit when we said ew. and was smiling. pic is of the girl

So umm, wanna email me those pics?

Explain yourself, please.

Pictures of dead animals and a **** load of S&M porn were in a folder, there was over 10 GBs of that **** .

Oh God...How old are your sibling? What do you mean by S&M? ... They had pets or similar? o_o

The animal pictures were ones of the internet (the ones that are on 4chan all the time). And the porn was really intense bondage and rape **** . One woman's hands were bound so tight that her hands were dark purple.
My siblings are 17, 16, and 15. Two boys and one girl.

Wow, I thought it would be something softer....Not that kind of porn. Well, I like that "porn" too, but not for real. I don't want a real rape, I want a porn move/amateur that looks alike rape.

What will you do?

Monitor the situation from a far. If it gets worse, I'll have to speak up.

Good luck there, buddy. Wish you luck!

Thanks

so do you constantly evaluate the actions of all your siblings now?

Sometimes. Every now and then someone will tell a joke and it strikes a cord in the back of my mind that is extremely unnerving.

deam, i wish you the best, too.

mfw

I may be wrong, as I don't watch the show, but is that the Ultimate Spiderman episode with Deadpool?

Im pretty sure Deadpool is in the X-Men universe, not Spider-Man. Though I could be wrong, because I don't keep up with Spider-Man or X-Men. But I know without a doubt that Deadpool is in the X-Men universe.

Wetting the bed at an older age is one sign that someone will or is a serial killer.

If any of your siblings had a childhood trauma that might be a stressor, just keep an eye out I guess

Good luck and godspeed my friend

MFW "intense bondage and rape **** "

I don't think his girlfriend has a daughter to **** .

Or you know, the mother.

Only the girlfriend and dad use the computer.

Ah, right you are. Have a good day then sir.

Debates and conclusions of said debates on Funnyjunk, such as this one, are the reason I love each and every member here so damn much.

so much face palm

It really most, it reeeeally most.

By your logic people incapable of spelling should not be allowed to speak/write.

So that's you ******

NOW YOU'RE A MAN, A MAN, MAN, MAN.
NOW YOU'RE A MAN, A MANLY, MANLY MAN.
A MAN, MAN, MAN.
YOU ARE NOW A MAN, YOU'RE A MAN.
NOW YOU'RE A MAN.

i forgot that songs name. even though its right in front of my face.

Oh my god, I last heard that song in like, 2007, you just brought back so many memories.

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