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Cloud district
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#5
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thenationaltroll (03/17/2013) [+]
(3 replies)
>Working at My shop in Riverwood
>Some Man with iron armour walks in
>"Hello Good sir are you looking to buy something"
>No answer, Just stares
>The man walks upstairs to my room
>Run after him
>Goes into my Room
>Approach him in to my room
>"What are you-" He slams door in my face
>Open it, He closes it
>Open it again, He's jumping on all my furniture
>Stops jumping on furniture and stares at me again
>Picks up my piss bucket from the corner
> He runs downstairs to the shop again
>I run down and go behind my desk again
>Stares at me then sticks my piss bucket on my head
>Smells horrible
>2 hours later
>Bucket falls off head
>WTF everything is gone
to be continued...
>Some Man with iron armour walks in
>"Hello Good sir are you looking to buy something"
>No answer, Just stares
>The man walks upstairs to my room
>Run after him
>Goes into my Room
>Approach him in to my room
>"What are you-" He slams door in my face
>Open it, He closes it
>Open it again, He's jumping on all my furniture
>Stops jumping on furniture and stares at me again
>Picks up my piss bucket from the corner
> He runs downstairs to the shop again
>I run down and go behind my desk again
>Stares at me then sticks my piss bucket on my head
>Smells horrible
>2 hours later
>Bucket falls off head
>WTF everything is gone
to be continued...
#2
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karvarausku (03/16/2013) [+]
(2 replies)
>Be cicero
>Just searching for pretty flowers in market for mother
> See hobo asking for a coin
> slit his throat
> notice it's the listener
> burn the whole town down
> blame the dragon
> everything went better than expected.
>Just searching for pretty flowers in market for mother
> See hobo asking for a coin
> slit his throat
> notice it's the listener
> burn the whole town down
> blame the dragon
> everything went better than expected.
#6
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psykojet (03/17/2013) [-] >Be Dragonborn
>Walking through Whiterun
>Nazeem starts his bullshit again
>"Do y-"
>Have enough of it by here
>Whip my sword out and kill him, trap his soul in a lesser soul gem because that's all he is
>Head up to the Sky Forge
>Make a make of leather boots
>Head over to Could District and enchant the leather boots with his soul gem
>Put the boots on then walk from wall to wall in the Could District
>Walking through Whiterun
>Nazeem starts his bullshit again
>"Do y-"
>Have enough of it by here
>Whip my sword out and kill him, trap his soul in a lesser soul gem because that's all he is
>Head up to the Sky Forge
>Make a make of leather boots
>Head over to Could District and enchant the leather boots with his soul gem
>Put the boots on then walk from wall to wall in the Could District
#10
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HomerSimpson (03/17/2013) [+]
(1 reply)
Ways I've killed Nazeem as different players
-turned him into a sweetroll with the wabbajack and ate him
-murdered his wife with a soul capturing dagger, enchanted a warhammer with her soul gem and killed him in his sleep
-made the entire town slaughter him with mayhem
-fusrodah'd him on to the cloud district then killed him with a swift finishing blow, and left his naked body on the jarl's doorstep
-killed him, resurrected him and ordered him to murder his wife, and then killed him again
-turned him into a sweetroll with the wabbajack and ate him
-murdered his wife with a soul capturing dagger, enchanted a warhammer with her soul gem and killed him in his sleep
-made the entire town slaughter him with mayhem
-fusrodah'd him on to the cloud district then killed him with a swift finishing blow, and left his naked body on the jarl's doorstep
-killed him, resurrected him and ordered him to murder his wife, and then killed him again
#1
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actualcat (03/16/2013) [+]
(1 reply)
Ahaha that's kind of funny OMFG LOLHEUEHEUEHEUEHEUEHEHEHEUEHEUEA
#14
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tittylovin (03/17/2013) [-]
I would have killed this guy several times over, but his wife is one of the best npc's I've ever seen in a game. She's living in a crapsack world, but all she wants is to heal people and sit quietly at the Gildergreen ( the tree in the town center of Whiterun, that she asks you to help revive). She's fed up with her husband, but still loves him and tolerates him, and will miss him if he dies. She's got a fair bit of random dialogue that's not really important to any major quests, but adds character to her; all of which is completely missable if you're not the kind of gamer who notices shit like that. 10/10 Bethesda.
