Clever Title. . A teacher asks: i sheet 5 birds and I of them are dead, so how many of them are late? A student answers: No one. The others fly away because of
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A teacher asks: i sheet 5 birds and I of them are dead, so how many of
them are late?
A student answers: No one. The others fly away because of the sound at
Teacher: Nol It' s a math prollem, but I like yhur Hyde.
Student: So, I have a quest's for you teacher: 3 wemen are eating ice-
crea m, we cf them is licking it, the other we is sucking It and the last we
biting it. which we is married?
Teacher gets em ha Messed and answers: Sucking we?
Student: Me! The who has at ring an her finger, but I like arcius style.
ll' II
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Submitted: 08/31/2013
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User avatar #3 - jbails (08/31/2013) [+] (10 replies)
My problem with these jokes is, if a kid is young enough to be doing "5-2" in class, then they aren't smart enough to come up with that comeback.
User avatar #8 - smittywrbmnjnsn (09/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I don't like that he said "No one" when they were talking about birds.
User avatar #2 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (08/31/2013) [-]
why is this on the 4chan channel?
User avatar #23 - tomowrath (09/01/2013) [-]
That was ******* retarded.
#9 - randomlobster (09/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Going by that logic wouldn't it be two left? The teacher didn't ask how many were left alive just how many were left. So two. they'd be dead, so they couldn't fly away like the others.
User avatar #29 - bitchplzzz (09/01/2013) [-]
was the le president may may really, REALLY needed here...?
#33 - doddythechef (09/01/2013) [-]
4chan my ass

tihs is Eli's dirty joke form like 6 years ago
give some credit dude

evidence bitch:
User avatar #27 - imakejewburgers ONLINE (09/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This is retarded. By any 'I want to be an annoying ******** logic the answer would not be none. First she said that she shot five birds not that she shot at five birds. I don't know what kind of ******* birds she's shooting at, but I don't think they're going to be flying away. And even if by some luck on their part, the birds are able to fly away the answer still wouldn't be none. The teacher doesn't ask how many are left alive just how many are left. So even then the answer would be two. So the answer is 2, 3, or 5 depending on how annoying you feel like being at that particular point in time, but most certainly not none.
User avatar #25 - jacklane (09/01/2013) [-]
A teacher brings up anything that even implies a gun in modern America: On CNN and MSNBC as the devil of America's education system.
#21 - anonymous (09/01/2013) [-]
but it says that the teacher shot all 5, so how could the ones who are alive be able to fly away
User avatar #19 - gravitystereo (09/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>elementary school math
>involves shooting birds
User avatar #7 - chaossniper (09/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
made me think of this anyone can confirm ? Can Birds See Bullets? [Hunting Pest Species]
#1 - imdrwiggles (08/31/2013) [-]
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