Wait, r u seriously saying the main picture up there is cp? if so then explain to me how a BLACK LINE is cp. i highly doubt u even know the laws about cp. i would stop with ur empty threats keyboard warrior cause this is rediculous. i scrolled here by clicking next from the front page. i promise u that u cant do shit for that. especially for a black line. your only fueling the fire here. although it was a funny convo to read your really annoying.

Yeah i take law school.

wow i spelled something incorrectly. but im pretty sure law school isnt for teaching people how to spell.

Shit happens. Honest mistake. You gonna report me for that?

wait..your gonna report EVERYONE who viewed this and EVERYONE who commented right? well you viewed this and commented...so you just fucked yourself..
> no one here got off on this
> it's a harmless joke
> no one has had any sexual contact with a child
> since no one has done anything here wrong here no one is in trouble
O and please feel free to keep me updated about everything you will do to me and how far you are on this report you're making
Have a nice night

Lol he already got the IP addresses of people and is reporting ppl to the police for no reason

You are just fucking pathetic.
Reporting everyone who fucking scrolled and commented on this?
That's fraud and your wasting real peoples time.
Even if you do report its fraud.
Nothing special about your fraud reports.
Your doing this for fucking attention. Well no really gives a fuck about your hollow threats and lies about reporting us to whatever you call that Cybertipline. Its still fraud.
Your stupidity is just to great to be taken seriously, anon.
MS paint aint worth reporting over wanna-be nobody.

SO?! COME AT ME BITCH I AINT SCARED OF NO WANNABE TROLL YOUR TACTICS ARE PATHETIC YOUR A BITCH NO ONE LOVES YOU SO FUCKING DIE ALREADY, NO ONE GIVES A SHIT AND IF I KNEW WHO YOU WERE I WOULD COMMIT MAJOR 1ST DEGREE MURDER ON YOUR LITTLE PUNY PATHETIC ASS, TRY ME, TELL ME WHERE I FUCKING LIVE THEN WANNABE TROLL, SON OF A BITCH!

GO AHEAD CALL ME NAMES BUT YOUR JUST A FUCKING WANNABE AND ALL YOU DO IS LIE LIE AND MOTHER FUCKING, YOU GUESSED RIGHT, LIE! I WOULD HEADBUTT YOU AND SNAP YOUR NECK, DRAW SIGNS ON THE WALLS WITH YOUR BLOOD, CARVE A PENTAGRAM ON YOUR FUCKING STOMACH, AND SIP YOUR OWN BLOOD FROM YOUR OWN SKULL, IM READY TO GO TO HELL, ARE YOU LITTLE MOTHER FUCKER?!

like the pic btw. just saying.

you realize hes doing this just to piss u off and now that u threatened him, u just commited an illegal act, so so far hes winning. why dont u just let him "report" us and lets see what happens. i garentee hes just some lonely loser wanting attention. but the empty threats of a keyboard warrior arnt gonna get you anywhere.

Look below, thats how you win.
Dont try to help me next time.
Less frustrating things to deal with in my plans.

I wasnt helping u, i was pointing out that u were illegally threatening him.

Ok i get that dude. But also helping me in a way too.
Telling me a tip is helping.
No offense with the pic.(Not really)

Dont really care.
Plus im serious about wanting to go to hell.

Tell me then.
Where do i live satans-soon-to-be-sacrifice?

No, i'm not a monkey, i am a orangutan.

Here's my IP address: 207.64.12.301
Just so you dont need to go trough all the work for tracking it. Do your worst.

Cool :D Please visit me, would be epic to meet somebody from FJ!

Please, say more. I really do hope you actually manage to visit me.

i hope u realize that didnt make sense.

Sure u dont.

duuuuude, so scary.
tell me my ip, anon. tell me it now to redeem yourself.

For someone who's so passionate about their cause to stop everyone from looking at pictures of pedobear, I'm surprised you didn't jump at the opportunity to throw me in jail for looking at in internet meme. I'm disappointed, anon. Very disappointed.

Your threatening people on the internet for unintentionally viewing an image on the internet.
a legal image.
made in MS paint.
as a joke.

These are the choices you have made, anon.

Your like crabs; Your claws and bites hurt so much and you never go away... yet you're adorable in a way. like some sort of undead bunny. Your trolling clicking bunny claws are so sexy. Dripping with sweat like a fat cats ass. I just want to sink myself deep inside and chug down your crabby unmentionables. Licking and cracking your crabby claws like a marionette eating some sort of hardened fetus... I think I'll save you for a time... I just want to savor it you know? One day I hope we can stride along the surface of this realm, picking children out of our teeth and fucking ponies all day. That is all I ask of you my crabby bunny friend anon. Its so simple. So I ask again.... wont you be my Wigglytuff?

Yes! you could say yes my vertically challenged pumpkin. Every day I follow your post trying to make you ashamed, trying to bring you down to my level, but that's only because deep down inside i know you'll always be better. No matter how slippery my thighs are your claws will always grip them all the tighter. My heaving chest prickles from the inside when i think of you, like spiders laying eggs deep inside, and every time i bring the gaping holes in my hand to my lips i can only taste you... Its like an addiction my anon friend... but if you said yes we could be happy! we could sleep days on end together in my nest, gather food for our clowder; hunting, killing, eating. Living as wild beast are meant to live! Just me and you anon! shooting for the starts at relativistic speeds! peeling space and time to bits like my labia, finding gradient vectors in the 5th detention, slicing that pig teacher from ass to forehead like the pig she is! I miss that already anon... please just tell me... please... where do you live?

location | Gainesville, Georgia, United States
coordinates | 34° 17' 23"N, 83° 49' 48"W

Here i am <3 Its cold outside so I hope you've hollowed out enough raccoons. I mean i don't really know how many coons you have in Arizona, I think its hot out there, but coons are hardy animals. not like crabs. are you scuttling up here? Oh dear i think I've jumped to conclusions again. So was that a yes....?

FUCKING HELL YOU SHORT ASS MOTHERFUCKER just tell me yes or no.

i mean you've got me sitting here sniffing your asshole and all i wantfsdklklfd;jd

fuck man whats wrong with you? no one wants to hear about you hanging coons k?

kk, look I've just been fucking with you... My names haven, please don't make fun of it, my mom was a whore bitch and she named me that because she thought it was cool. I'm actually 17 and believe it or not i'm a girl. I spend a lot of time on my computer because I'm kinda afraid to do anything else. I like this site because it allows me to make comics about myself, I kinda invented this sharpieboss character as a boyfriend. His not perfect but he keeps me safe, and he loves me, even thought his comics sometimes don't show it.
i know TL;DR
But i really appreciate this. I just got off the phone with my dad, and this little trolling thing we've been doing has been really distracting. in a good way. So thank you Mr.Anon. please doint kill me or whatever, regardless I'm going to my aunt's place in Florida on Thursday so ha! you'd be in the wrong place anyway.

Sorry if I offended you, but man you really are a fucking troll.

<3 Haven

Uhhh no thanks. ITS SNOWING OUTSIDE! omg! its been like Waaaaay above normal temp here, and it wasn't supposed to snow but sweet!

you realize that this has gone full circle anon? The internet never ends. Everything just loops around in some crazy fucking dragons shit. Haven is fake, sharpieboss is fake; does it matter? HELL NO! I just like freaking people out with fucked up shit. I had fun, thanks for playing.

-Theodore

IM COMING FOR YOU ANON, LETS HOPE YOU DIE QUICKLY.

Once they figure out I'm just a llama, they'll set me free...

it was a MS paint drawing not actual child pornography.
and are you really going to track all 30,000+ IP's who viewed this because they were scrolling on funnyjunk??

thats still over 1000 people.
pretty pathetic if you ask me

I didnt draw this.
nor did i "get off to it"

You're a cockeater, anon.

psst the anon is a cannibal troll i wouldnt get to close to it

HA my mom has AIDS... way to go bro

I'm behind 7 proxies, what you going to do about it Richard Simmonsgot

Is this your first day on the internet? "I'm behind 7 proxies" is a meme you moron.
Also, I'm assuming you're an americunt... I don't live in that shithole so your government can't do shit about me.

I live in unclaimed territory in Antarctica

ya know.. pedobear is a harmless meme

GIF to sum up all our feelings towards this guy.

Yo man, I'll just give you mine
here ya go: 122.58.79.116

Good for you! (Even though I've never been involved in any form of sexual activity towards children)

Keep me updated :)

Anon bitched out.

By the way, you're a hero.

I don't even live in Australia

That's not your actual IP, is it?

Nah, it wasn't, I just wanted to see how he reacted.

I liek you.

its a joke.....

Shut the fuck up, you can't. Learn to internet.