Childhood stories. don't look at the tags.. this is how jesus was born i Trusted You
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User avatar #11 - illegalartist (04/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
this is how jesus was born
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User avatar #97 - flavadave (04/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
> be chillin' in my crib with my boys
> suddenly, the door busts open and some little dude grabs me
> he starts jacking off, WHAT THE **** ?
> sprays his load all over me. feelsbadman.jpg
> shoves me back inside when he hears my woman pull up outside
> she takes me into the bathroom with her. doesn't notice i'm covered in spoodge
> we **** . i'm okay with this.
> she gets pregnant. it aint mine.
> i am a dildo
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#134 - monkeeballz (04/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**monkeeballz rolled a random image posted in comment #442 at Level 80 Warlock... ** the child
#120 - CopiousConcept (04/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Need to un-read that?   
Here you go.
Need to un-read that?
Here you go.
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User avatar #26 to #22 - rudelbumza (04/16/2012) [-]
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if u make an acc. there, you get 50 extra points
#9 - khl (04/16/2012) [+] (5 replies)
**khl rolled a random image posted in comment #3574452 at FJ Pony Thread ** MFW When 4chan
#144 - SugarWalrus (04/16/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#79 - fuzzyyeti **User deleted account** (04/16/2012) [+] (2 replies)
What if the dad used the dildo and the mother found him alone in the dark then they got the divorce?
What if the dad used the dildo and the mother found him alone in the dark then they got the divorce?
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#1 - Absolute Madman (04/16/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>I had sex with my own brother a few weeks ago
>me religious as ****
>go to church and confess
>Tells priest all the sins i have done
>Incest, Homosexuality, Sodomy, and Premarital Sex all with my brother
>priest tells me that he finds that all kind of hot
>suddenly a glory hole appears in the wall separating the two of us.
>I'm okay with what happened next
#13 to #1 - stutz (04/16/2012) [-]
what happened next you may ask?
#104 - yonkersofwgkta (04/16/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>be 15 in my basement
> furiously masturbating
> finish in tissue but gets on my hand
> mom tells me to come upstairs to help cook dinner
> I realize midway through grating cheese it has jizz mixed in
> too much cheese and macaroni already wasted must finish cooking
> i have created a monster
> mfw watching my family eat dinner
User avatar #3 - thhomass (04/16/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Too bad sperm cells die extremely quick if not ejaculated into a warm and moist environment
#96 - stripeygreenhat (04/16/2012) [-]
That's incredibly disturbing.
That's incredibly disturbing.
#75 - moosenucklesammich (04/16/2012) [+] (10 replies)
#7 - tolnes (04/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
mfw i go to 4chan.
mfw i go to 4chan.
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