I‘ Anonymous (( Tue) 03: 50: 50
File: -( 77 , 281x307, cheetosguy)
Friends set me up with a chick fer ene night stand en sen em blind date thing
sshe semes to my house
4 recognize her, seen her in seme of my classes but never to her
ewe hit it off
wwe' re both sitting en my couch, laughing and having a good time
ewe start inching elsker and getting a little physical
4' m eating cheetas with ene hand and have my arm around hurwitz the other
met of nowhere, she grabs my cheeta hand and shoves it down the frend of her pants
4 still have a cheeta clenched in my hand, but she deosn' t notice because she has her eyes closed and she' s looking in the air
iust work yew magic anon, Ne never been with a guy before"
never even touched a weman before this point but I den' t say anything
4 start rubbing her clit with my finger like the internet told mete
aha means. she says she wants to rememberance night forever
put a finger in there tee. anon, I think I we yeu already"
mmy brain has entirely become spaghetti
4 take the cheeta that was in my hand and slowly start to metre it into to use as a dilda
sshe begins moaning but then stops mid mean and leeks at me
sshe pulls my hand out of her pants and sees the cheeta just lying there in her panties
e "OH MY GOD WHAT THE ? l. ) UR FRIENDS WERE RIGHT! YOU ARE A WEIRD ONE!"
4 feel like Ne transcended into an ethereal realm of awkwardness
e mutter Tm cheesy!"
sshe says NEH" and runs out my frend deer
sshe anyine because she' s SC) embarrassed
4 never date again
Friends forever mock me