Can't flim flam the zim zam. Thread, probably 404ed . we walking down the street at night jiust finished volunteering at the local homeless shelter awhile liste
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Can't flim flam the zim zam

we walking down the street at night
jiust finished volunteering at the local homeless shelter
awhile listening to the bible an tape, I hear something roaring
my earbuds
Mum around see satan himself approaching in a pickup made of dead black children
rip off my wand peace tshirt and sprout my angel wings
satan beast chuckle
Carat him ham the aim aam, ****** !"
mmy wing is clipped by a bullet made ofthe tears of aborted children
dialling to the earth
ground SC) hard that my abstinence ring cracks against the concrete and I lose conciseness
sawako minutes see the demonic beast furiously masturbating ever myself
Thats a sin! I cried"
tthe beast chuckled
ALL SINS FOR THE !"
as I lay dying, I grab my crass pendant the pope gave me
ANY LAST WORDS, NIGLET?"
HI forgive you"
slave cum melts my body and nothing is left but my glowing halo
tthe beast summons his train made of headless puppies and travels south to be with his clan
MMFW I just wanted skittles
MMFW I' m trayvon Martin
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Submitted: 07/16/2013
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User avatar #2 - jsrf (07/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Anyone got change for a hundred ***** ? screw it! just take all my ***** !
User avatar #1 - exclamation (07/16/2013) [-]
As of 0000 Eastern (0500 Greenwich), has not 404'd.
#5 - penisfuckbitch (07/16/2013) [-]
Jesus christ that is one cancerous thread, besides the OP. thank god I abandoned /b/ a while ago
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