Burned.. . story greentext stories involving drugs (/ or alcohol. its in grade 12 (Ausfag) one ofthe first students to turn 18 (legal drinking age in ) short sk
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Burned.

story greentext stories involving drugs (/ or alcohol.
its in grade 12 (Ausfag)
one ofthe first students to turn 18 (legal drinking age in )
short skinny Jehovah Witness kid
s call him Luke
Hey Anon, you' re 18, can you buy me alcohol forthe party?"
I say
friend is having party a week after school ends
friends parents out oftern for a week
forward to party
some reason heaps of people at party even though we' re all truelyforeveralone
Peeople from school show up and pretend to be my friend so I' ll butthen booze
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all booze, I am ************ popular
Ernter Luke
Paarty is raging
does halfa dozen shots . or something like that
crazy
Doakes a pool (snooker) cue. smashes it in showerier no reason
Tories to go for swim in pool
Ffriends restrain him
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Paarty rages on, everyone is ****** wasted
Carstairs on deck, friends are Bbqing, steaks, sausages, etc.
decides to take over BBQ
Parodying meat
even paperthin normal, unsteady on feet
Wrasses out
Wrasses out face down
Wrasses out face down on BBQ grill
a dozen people standing around BBQ, too drunk to realise what' s going on
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Fiinally friend of mine grabs him by scruff of the neck and reefs him up off the grill
is really burned
take him out on the lawn and roll him on his side
Ffriend sits beside him to make sure he doesn' t drown in own puke
**** me, Anon, what the **** do we do? Call an ambulance?"
1 suggest calling his house Fjamily etc. Ask them to come pick him up. Seems bettere
his home, sister answers.
comes over to pick him up.
goes crazy when she see' s him. She be a sheltered Jehovah girl, maybe 20 years
Who' s in charge here? Where are your parents? Who did this too him?" etc.
Fiinally she leaves
has grill marks on face for the next six months or so.
MPH mun warm Ann
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Submitted: 10/12/2012
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#4 - ohemgeezus (10/12/2012) [-]
>/b/
>true stories
how long did that thread go? 2 responses?
User avatar #7 to #4 - ballsackimoto (10/12/2012) [-]
if it was /b/ you would see the ID numbers of the poster
#8 to #7 - ohemgeezus (10/13/2012) [-]
ah, I thought they made it for all boards where it shows the IDs
User avatar #6 to #4 - ballsackimoto (10/12/2012) [-]
it was from r9k
User avatar #3 - thatpolefromlowell (10/12/2012) [-]
lol sizzlesizzle.jpg
User avatar #5 to #3 - misticalz ONLINE (10/12/2012) [-]
made me hungry for some reason.

._.
User avatar #2 - Hayzer (10/12/2012) [-]
Good story, but adding that dumb as **** overused picture still didn't make it funny.
User avatar #1 - ixcarnifexxi (10/12/2012) [-]
this sucked.
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