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Bowel Cleanse

idevice I need to clean my intestines out
gaysta begin to
day begins
Heed somethingmoosey
eat this point I have survived by drinking Gatorade to keep my blood sugar up lam a **** monk. left bedridden
singer three colon cleansers, a whole can _ 2 liter. s bywater
ego to sleep for four hours
wake up feel my ass getting : drop a fat man on *********
tset on my of ascension
tickleish ungodly fart that lasts for 3 minutes straight
tithe smell is so bad my dog leaves the bathromm( he was my only companion in this troubled time, and he had forsaken me)
tithe ***** begin
all is well first, until I feel **** moving inside of me
tehnew it' s liquid lava concrete pouring out my ass
steel something huge coming after 15 minutes ofthis
tilt gets stuck
tasted crying and make amends with jesus, buddha, hitler bob marley alien and charles manson
tilt begins
***** flies at mach 2 out my ass
tilts huge chunky **** thats red hot
steels like shards
an he drip of ********* is coming out my ass
toilet is filling with **** . this is how I die
tilt subsides
tammet/ ling long is dangling out my ass and squirming
tech **** oh ****
tither's a tapeworm coming out my ass
tithes ****** is long.. he' s touching the water
tasted screaming HELP ME BABY JESUS while smashing the flush lever as much as possible
******* dog comes back in. leaves because ofthe smell
tithe tapeworm rips in half due to the suction ofthe water
my tantric force loan feel the worm returning to the safe haven of my asshole
wrap the muscle power in my anus. reach down and . pull what must be It) feet offord down into toilet
stance all is said and down I go take the longest ******* shower ever. lie in my bed naked and cry in the fetal position
til never asked knowledge ofthe beast that dwells in my ass
Doria fiddle. with. the more that sauerkraut unlocks , you might not enjoy what is behind them.
thats tricking
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Submitted: 08/12/2014
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#2 - frekserewo (08/12/2014) [-]
oh jesus
oh jesus
#1 - fezzo (08/12/2014) [-]
Well atleast he got rid of the tapeworm
Well atleast he got rid of the tapeworm
#3 - ojallday ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
I have the strong urge to do the same, so I may rid my body of such heathen creatures.
#4 - fbiagent (08/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
so is there a pill you can take that will kill any tapeworms? like i dont want to have to go to my doctor and be like " check for tapeworms!" ... can i just go to the drugstore and grab a "plan b" type of thing and flush out that ************ ?
also how do you know if you have a tapeworm?
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