Blind date. Look at the 1st comment for the conclusion of the story.. Anonymous (ID: : 19 No. Replies: ' 2 I had an madame like that, except it tease‘! really a
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Blind date

Look at the 1st comment for the conclusion of the story.

Anonymous (ID: : 19 No. Replies: ' 2
I had an madame like that, except it tease‘! really a gr... here' s was it want dobett.,
we on blind date with okcupid
dmeet at college library
lashes net what i expected
trat least 20 years older, kind of ugly face. but blends and emu body
been laid in a while
anelse polite basing
we decide to stick it out, see where it gees
grab wiles (place built into the library)
ask at table
restart talking about randers ****
knotice her feet rubbing up against my leg
risks; whatever
points em bathroom
psuggest i fallen: her inside alter a minute]
agees
llike i said, haven' t been laid in a while
decide to go
2: -she gets deem on her knees
astards blowing rebe like a pm
Mike, best blemish We ever had, by far
sales dent have look at her face, just her hair
Meek hard
pulls off
seeks if i want to ****
...
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Submitted: 09/16/2012
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#314 - mchealtrollstr (09/17/2012) [-]
here it is
#311 - hardcoreman (09/17/2012) [-]
** *********** rolled a random image posted in comment #122 at Moses ** op is a gay thumb whore
User avatar #302 - CowPatty (09/17/2012) [-]
... What? This isn't even funny, there wasn't even an attempt at humor. It wasn't a "Feels" post, it wasn't a post with lots of cool **** in it. It wasn't even entertaining. He literally just made up a short sex story and it has 1700 thumbs. God damn it FunnyJunk. Just... God damn it.
#310 to #302 - arrant (09/17/2012) [-]
Going to go ahead and guess you didn't check the description.
Going to go ahead and guess you didn't check the description.
#308 to #301 - valabigballs (09/17/2012) [-]
yeah! orgy
yeah! orgy
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#285 - colehaffner (09/17/2012) [-]
4chan is like FJ's big brother who finds FJ to be small and annoying and stupid, while FJ wants to be just like 4chan but is too afraid to try any of the cool stuff 4chan does
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User avatar #276 - badasstoaster (09/17/2012) [-]
So many 4chan posts,might as well just merge Fj into 4chan.
User avatar #287 to #276 - thegirlyoudespise (09/17/2012) [-]
Too bad 4chan hates us
#274 - iliekrice (09/17/2012) [-]
**iliekrice rolled a random image posted in comment #473 at Slice of Life thread 3 ** hfw
#273 - bpwags (09/17/2012) [-]
funny op, but really? putting the end in the comments for comment thumbs? Thats just...... genius
User avatar #256 - vivapinatapro (09/17/2012) [-]
What is funny about this? Can I just start making up ******** sex adventures and make frontpage too?
User avatar #262 to #256 - Naziguy (09/17/2012) [-]
.....well there goes that story
#261 to #256 - jahlove (09/17/2012) [-]
completely agree... I have that we have all of this 4chan stuff on here now... its like we are turning into them
User avatar #257 to #256 - vivapinatapro (09/17/2012) [-]
Or do I have to post it on /b/ first?
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User avatar #252 - azmal (09/17/2012) [-]
I have no suitable reaction image for the level of thumbwhore that this is
#251 - anonymous (09/17/2012) [-]
For those of you about to go to first comment
ITS BILL MURRAY
#245 - drewbridge (09/17/2012) [-]
> Make post

> post it unfinished

> put rest of content in comment to get comment thumbs

OP is an asshat.
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#243 - thegreekfish (09/17/2012) [-]
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#277 to #243 - smokeymouse (09/17/2012) [-]
funniest guy from workaholics
+1
#272 to #243 - ptfo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #233 - mennace (09/17/2012) [-]
am i the only one who doesnt understand this **** ?
#219 - itsdead ONLINE (09/17/2012) [-]
**itsdead rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at I think ** This comment has more thumbs than the post itself. wtf
#213 - hentaisweetie (09/17/2012) [-]
Spoilers for the ending.
#225 to #213 - anonymous (09/17/2012) [-]
sauce pls
User avatar #226 to #225 - hentaisweetie (09/17/2012) [-]
Got it off off /y/.
User avatar #322 to #226 - sonicsyndicate (09/18/2012) [-]
can you get the original uncensored version?
User avatar #212 - Reydel (09/17/2012) [-]
Thumbed up content, thumbed down comment (because of extreme thumb whoring).
Net gain = 0
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