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p I set my phone alarm with sounds of war (screaming, gunfire, artillery whistles, planes, grenades, ect) and then when my alarm starts ringing and i wake up i scream outloud "COME {SIN FIRST PLATOON WE ARE MOVING OUT'
A and then jump out of my bed and crawl to my draws and open them. I then pretend to throw a grenade in the closet screaming "FIRE IN THE HOLE" And then i grab my clothing and say "LETS GEAR UP WHERE MOVING OUT IN
5" once i have my clothing on i crouch down and leave my bedroom, now its time for so i make oatmeal and whille eating it i scream "FIRE TEAM 2 BASE OF FIRE" and while i move my spoon around i scream "BASE
iit,? OF FIRE SHIFT LEFT/ RIGHT' depending on what direction my spoon is moving, so now i' m heading to my car for work, so while i get in the car i' m ducking my head and screaming " WILLIAMS WEAPONS AND ANIMA"
Cl; i? and then i get in my jeep and drive away. While driving i pretend that other cars are enemy carstairs I dodge them while pretending to shoot at them. and i get to work and be a normal person