Ballsack Chicken. Medieval .. okay ml every single year my highschool has made the history classes go to medieval times ever the year. Heres just one of my stor niggres
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Ballsack Chicken

Medieval ********* .

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okay ml every single year my highschool has made the history classes go to medieval times ever the year. Heres just one of my stories
mgoing to medieval times, prepare forthe worst
e verse than I thought
is a ****** , historically inaccurate
tastes like ****
named Phil, total asshole, wearing a fedora and tells me and my friends to shut upthe whole shew
ken bus ride home
wave napkin in my pocket
call ") and tell us how we did!"
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ruiend pulls out cellphone
mall them
You have reached Medieval Times, press I to speak to representative
opress I
******** : "Medieval Times how can we serve you"
ems "umm, yeah SC) my wench Phil rubbed his ballsack en my chicken"
r: ghetto nigress: "AWW HELL NNA, NOT AGAIN, THIS ***** PHIL KEEP ON TWITCHING **** WITH HIS DICK"
ccan' t control laughter
zhang up in fear
met call back
we Phil
apologizes and we get a free stupen
when I ate Phil' s ballsack chicken
so ml give them a call at ")), they always answer, they get angry at about anything, post your stories
wut
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Submitted: 07/12/2013
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User avatar #4 - faithrider (07/13/2013) [+] (6 replies)
surprised at the lack of battletoads
User avatar #5 to #4 - fargone (07/13/2013) [-]
Battletoads would be historically inaccurate. They weren't common until the late 1800's.
#11 - zedfourhundred (07/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#1 - frogmum (07/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #14 - LegitBlackChick (07/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
When I went to medieval times, our champion (Red and yellow) threw me a flower. I was several rows up and there were dozens of girls waving in front of him, but he threw it to me! I was totally in love until he accepted the favor of the princess.
#10 - irokk (07/13/2013) [-]
Medieval Times is actually really cool though
#16 - teaisformugs (07/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The ad seems relevant
#3 - phtholognyrrh (07/13/2013) [-]
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#24 - okthxbye **User deleted account** (07/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Medieval times, is this the same restaurant as in Cable Guy?
Medieval times, is this the same restaurant as in Cable Guy?
User avatar #25 - richardastley (07/13/2013) [-]
I've been to the one in Toronto and I loved it. I mean the show was about as stupid as professional wrestling, but the food was great... Except the soup. They just took canned tomato soup and added spices.
#33 - fabelousnagger (07/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
what if he did it without they where aware of it?
what if he did it without they where aware of it?
User avatar #36 to #33 - demonatatoo (07/13/2013) [-]
Chicken is kill
"no"
User avatar #18 - occamsrazor (07/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why can't I, hold all these sides?
User avatar #19 to #18 - navadae (07/13/2013) [-]
too many fast food burgers
User avatar #39 - teevee (07/13/2013) [-]
did... did anyone try to call it?
User avatar #35 - itsnotatumor (07/13/2013) [-]
the title alone made me laugh
Im almost 20 years old..
oh god
User avatar #30 - thornberry (07/13/2013) [-]
Hey pill
User avatar #17 - starshroom (07/13/2013) [-]
too bad about your experience, OP, I went to Medieval Times once many years ago, and the food was AWESOME
User avatar #15 - SuperSixONE (07/13/2013) [-]
A male wench...?
#37 - majortomcomics (07/13/2013) [-]
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