Ballsack Chicken. Medieval .. okay ml every single year my highschool has made the history classes go to medieval times ever the year. Heres just one of my stor niggres
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Ballsack Chicken. Medieval .. okay ml every single year my highschool has made the history classes go to medieval times ever the year. Heres just one of my stor

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okay ml every single year my highschool has made the history classes go to medieval times ever the year. Heres just one of my stories
mgoing to medieval times, prepare forthe worst
e verse than I thought
is a nigger, historically inaccurate
tastes like shit
named Phil, total asshole, wearing a fedora and tells me and my friends to shut upthe whole shew
ken bus ride home
wave napkin in my pocket
call ") and tell us how we did!"
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ruiend pulls out cellphone
mall them
You have reached Medieval Times, press I to speak to representative
opress I
niggress: "Medieval Times how can we serve you"
ems "umm, yeah SC) my wench Phil rubbed his ballsack en my chicken"
r: ghetto nigress: "AWW HELL NNA, NOT AGAIN, THIS NIGGA PHIL KEEP ON TWITCHING SHIT WITH HIS DICK"
ccan' t control laughter
zhang up in fear
met call back
we Phil
apologizes and we get a free stupen
when I ate Phil' s ballsack chicken
so ml give them a call at ")), they always answer, they get angry at about anything, post your stories
wut
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #4 - faithrider
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(07/13/2013) [-]
surprised at the lack of battletoads
User avatar #5 to #4 - fargone
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(07/13/2013) [-]
Battletoads would be historically inaccurate. They weren't common until the late 1800's.
User avatar #34 to #5 - theshadowed
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(07/13/2013) [-]
Hes legit, my great-great-grandfather served with the Battletoads in WW1
User avatar #6 to #5 - faithrider
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(07/13/2013) [-]
true, but this is 4chin
User avatar #32 to #6 - SgtObvious
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(07/13/2013) [-]
4chan is the website, 4-chins are the users
User avatar #40 to #32 - faithrider
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(07/13/2013) [-]
and why did i need to know this?
User avatar #41 to #40 - SgtObvious
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(07/14/2013) [-]
it was a joke calling them fat
#11 - zedfourhundred
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User avatar #12 to #11 - gozoglontz
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(07/13/2013) [-]
i miss these comics
#1 - frogmum
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(07/12/2013) [-]
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#9 to #1 - FLCLol
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User avatar #21 to #9 - someponynew
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(07/13/2013) [-]
what the **** is that even from.
User avatar #22 to #21 - voltwaffle
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(07/13/2013) [-]
Pom Poko
#20 - anisbanana
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User avatar #14 - LegitBlackChick
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(07/13/2013) [-]
When I went to medieval times, our champion (Red and yellow) threw me a flower. I was several rows up and there were dozens of girls waving in front of him, but he threw it to me! I was totally in love until he accepted the favor of the princess.
#26 to #14 - zeusx
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(07/13/2013) [-]
knight of flowers? i got some bad news for you...
#10 - irokk
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(07/13/2013) [-]
Medieval Times is actually really cool though
#16 - teaisformugs
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(07/13/2013) [-]
The ad seems relevant
User avatar #29 to #16 - aussieftw
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(07/13/2013) [-]
The add is there because the page has Chicken as a key word. That's why adds are generally relevant to the title
#3 - phtholognyrrh
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(07/13/2013) [-]
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#24 - okthxbye **User deleted account**
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(07/13/2013) [-]
Medieval times, is this the same restaurant as in Cable Guy?
Medieval times, is this the same restaurant as in Cable Guy?
User avatar #27 to #24 - monkeybrains
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(07/13/2013) [-]
Yes. I went there in 8th grade. It was horrid. Renaissance fair was way better.
User avatar #28 to #27 - Greevon
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(07/13/2013) [-]
Maybe your Medieval Times sucks, that's too bad. I live in Texas, the one near Dallas is pretty cool. Everybody does their character really well and the fights are actually interesting.
... The food is still sub-par, though. And by that, I mean it's only one step above McDonalds.
User avatar #31 to #28 - SgtObvious
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(07/13/2013) [-]
Are you kidding? The one by me here in NJ has ******* amazing food
User avatar #38 to #31 - monkeybrains
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(07/13/2013) [-]
That's the one I went to. The food was the only good part.
User avatar #25 - richardastley
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(07/13/2013) [-]
I've been to the one in Toronto and I loved it. I mean the show was about as stupid as professional wrestling, but the food was great... Except the soup. They just took canned tomato soup and added spices.