Badass level:HOLYSHITWTF. . Pops story sbe marine radio operator stell CC) you want a rifle because having a .45 expert next day sget to Nam ssmall as countryme
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Pops story
sbe marine radio operator
stell CC) you want a rifle because ******** having a .45
expert
next day
sget to Nam
ssmall as countrymen helo that dropped you offars by a kid you were in boot with
straight to FOB with unit
patrol around fence
stead outside not even a ******* *********** taking potshots at the guards a few hundred meters out
shotta piss have a smoke while you piss on a tree
Flashlight is off but moon is bright and full
sparrow buddy is loading a spare mag while you piss
ssee innawoods a couple gooks
stuck dick away and back away woods
stake cover behind a couple sandbags
scala it in movement on southern border offence
friendlies outside fence requesting assistance
hare up and shine into the woods
sdad low a grenade as well as his buddy
serenades go off and a hail of gunfire ensues
s. EEO is mowing down the treeline and a couple mills are cleaning upthe stumps
sno movement
investigating damage
sno one was hurt
sthe gooks in the woods were all found dead
no bullet wounds
smy dads grenade and his buddies grenade killed them
eeverything else was just wasted ammo
she said the onlything more exciting was when some kid tripped out on acid and bum rushed into a tunnel and wasn' t seen until 2 weeks later and he had 55 severed
thumbs with him
Yeah from what my dad told me, the kid had got lost after he came down from his trip and ended up mapping a good portion of the tunnel system and the 56 men he
killed were all found in the tunnels, all missing thumbs. My dad said he hated being in the ******* tunnels.
MI F Anonymous (( Mon) "
thumbs SE different people
Sweet holy baby jesus.
That guy just got to more awesome than originally thought-
Was in the left hand thumbs or the right hand thumbs?
Did he get any medal? That medal of honor citation
After tripping on LSD pvt Awesome found hims elf lost in a tunnel network. He then then proceeded to map a good part of the tunnel providing valuable intel as well as
killing multiple enemies and taking their thumbs as trophies
MI F Anonymous (( Mon) 01: 33 H Replies: :? Elisa
Not sure which hand, my dad said he got shipped back stateside after the incident because the tunnels and acid must have ****** with his head, probably got medals
for something
MI I" Anonymous (( Mon) 01: 47 " Replies: assass?
Well this is how my dad had heard it and what he remembers from that night
bunch of guys inna tent hanging out
sow kid is breaking out some drugs
scold some pot and acid
enext Faythe unit is patrolling
skid put the tabs he bought in his helmet
iforgot about them
satiating and mumbling
ssaid he tossed his pack and gun down for a breather
ssomeone finds a trap doornob one ofthe tunnels they had been searching for
skid walked overwith just his sidearm a knife and a light and the acid kicked in
she screamed jumped in the hole and into the darkness he went
I guess they had looked in the tunnels for a couple days but came up empty handed. From what my dad said the kid found an exit from the tunnels a few hundred yards
from the FOB.
MI F Anonymous (( Mon) 01: 38 H / limi/ Si/ limi/ / limo MI F Anonymous (( Mon) "
What did he have for weapons? knife-..
Making acid in Nam
holy lord ***** . I' done acid once, and at no moment did I think "This would be better in the jungle of Vietnam fighting for my life"
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#2 - benevolentpsycho (11/11/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Fighting in the jungles of Vietnam while you're high off of acid, killed 56 different fish heads with just a sidearm and knife, along with cutting off their thumbs.

That's some ******* fallout 3 **** right there.
#6 - anonymous (11/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Well, at least he was active, i mean, not sitting around twiddling his thumbs or anything.
#11 to #6 - gtastuntdude (11/12/2013) [-]
He probably twiddled everyone elses thumbs.
User avatar #15 - nsali (11/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
<friends dad in vietman
<recon, before recon was easy(cameras, drones, satellites, etc etc)
<him and 3 other creepin in the jungle
<get lost end up IN THE ******* MIDDLE of a Vietnamese amry base
<seriously, 4 vs a couple hundred, WAY behold enemy lines, 3 or 4 in the morning
<what the **** are we gonna do, when it get light out, we'll be found
<ok, heres the plan...we each go runnin and gunnin, screaming like a madman in
4 directions, once we each get out of the base...IF, we get out of the base, then
we meet at the pickup

....guys, it ******* worked, to this day they have no idea if they even killed anyone or not, but all 4 got out and made it to the pick up, and then to the base, and eventually after their tours were done base stateside
User avatar #17 - foelkera ONLINE (11/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
if I ever cut off 56 people's thumbs I think the only reasonable thing to do is make them into a necklace
User avatar #20 - fanciful (11/12/2013) [-]
Tripping on acid? Bloodlust for thumbs? I dunno guys, sounds like the average funnyjunker to me.
#31 - zomaru ONLINE (11/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Am I the only one wondering what the hell was going on in his mind when the acid wore off?

"Where the **** am I? The **** , Where did all these thumbs come from!?! Where the Hell are my Pants?!?
#5 - hirollin (11/11/2013) [-]
****					, was his name Big Boss?
**** , was his name Big Boss?
#23 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #32 - vladhellsing (11/12/2013) [-]
"> dad lobs a grenade as well as his buddy"

What a dick! Why would you throw your buddy into the woods on top of a live grenade that you just threw?
User avatar #14 - Lambda (11/12/2013) [-]
Damn, LSD in a war zone? I can't imagine anything more terrifying.
User avatar #9 - anthonyd (11/12/2013) [+] (5 replies)
cutting off a thumb from an unwilling victim would be a bitch and a half
#13 to #9 - turtlespear (11/12/2013) [-]
pretty sure he killed them first.
User avatar #3 - brucekillah (11/11/2013) [-]
BADASSERY OVERLOAD
#26 - anonymous (11/12/2013) [-]
And that children was the first skyrim player.
User avatar #33 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/12/2013) [+] (7 replies)
i have never been to 4chin, is it cool there?
User avatar #16 - richardastley ONLINE (11/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Apparently drugs were really ******* common in the Vietnam war just because they were a bit more acceptable back then (thanks to the hippies) and soldiers wanted to have something to lighten up with. Some lab ran a survey study on proportions of people who regularly used heroin before the war, who regularly used heroin during the war, and who regularly used heroin after the war. Apparently before AND after the war, the numbers were consistent with normal proportions in society, and use was much higher for soldiers during war. This lead to the argument that heroin is not an addictive drug, but is highly demanded in times of stress.
User avatar #7 - lokiwins (11/12/2013) [-]
That last reply was gold
User avatar #22 - thenewmaroi (11/12/2013) [-]
>Innawoods
hehehehehehehehehehe
User avatar #21 - iamnotachangeling (11/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
lets just give acid to every military personnel and let them go to town
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