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Bad First Impression

FIT‘ Bad first impressions
is Went to girlfriend' s house
t: Firsttime meeting parents
t: Pull into driveway
I know she has a cat and a dog
a Rememberd have my laser pointer
excellent. png
a Think I' m gonna make everybodie' s day by playing with the animals
a All shall lol
Go inside
a Hi, Hello, My name is Dem, I' m 19, etc.
a Dog on couch
e Cat walks into mom
Shine laser pointer on floor
a Cat leaps for it
a Dog leaps for it
a Dog attacks cat for whatever the **** reason
a Cat died
a Dog has heart attack
Dog died
MFW I killed these people' s beloved pets within five minutes of meeting them
emit?
********
You' re pretty much my hem right now.
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Submitted: 12/03/2012
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#31 - newtoast (12/03/2012) [+] (7 replies)

The first time I met my girlfriend's mom.. well, i didn't really MEET her, but it was a first impression.
>be in highschool
>have gf of 3 days
>go to her place after school
>no one home
>take off shoes, go upstairs
>make out in her room for a bit
>hear a door shut
>"____, I'm home!"
> ******
>hide in her closet
>she goes downstairs, says that the size 12 shoes belong to her 13 year old brother
>mom doesn't buy it, but drops it
>gf asks when they plan on going to the store
>"about 10 minutes", i think ill be out in no time
>mom puts it off for 2 and a half hours
>sitting in closet, sweating, ******** pants
>they finally leave
>tip toe down stairs about to leave
>open the door
>mom is standing there facing me, looking me in the eyes
>"He's handsome, _____"

Still dating the girl. We all laugh about it to this day
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#3 - baconface has deleted their comment [+] (23 replies)
User avatar #4 to #3 - thice (12/03/2012) [-]
But, is it your story?
User avatar #19 - bitchplzzz (12/03/2012) [+] (8 replies)
the dude saying " ******** " is exactly the reason I'm not visiting 4chan's random board anymore... they cant see the ******* joke, even if it's fake...
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#24 to #22 - magidoof **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#52 - cheezyman (12/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>Chilling at my girlfriend's house after prom
>Girlfriend's mom asks what kind of music they played
>"Oh you know, just the kind you'd expect."
>"So it was summa that boom-shaka-laka ***** music?"
User avatar #43 - gardenmanly (12/03/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>Be me
>Had a crush on this girl anon for the longest time
>We almost had a thing, but complications arose
>LifeGoesOn.jpg
>A few months ago, Anon was in Argentina
>Was hanging out with some bros late at night, feeling really cool
>Feeling super Alpha for some reason
>Decided to text Anon, saying "Hey Anon... we should have sex"
>Figured I could pass it off as a Joke just in case
>Fast forward to now
>Was hanging out with the same bro
>He asks "Hey Gardenmanly, did you ever hear back from Anon on that text?"
>ohgod.jpg feeling really beta
>Text Anon, ask if she got a text while she was away
>"Not that I know of... but my mom was borrowing my phone while I was gone.. I can ask her?"

> ****
#29 - commentorman ONLINE (12/03/2012) [-]
Some say the cat's spirit still haunts the house. Pic related.
Some say the cat's spirit still haunts the house. Pic related.
#73 - playersbewarned (12/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#44 - fukyeahraptorr (12/03/2012) [-]
hfw
hfw
#20 - deathrinderalta (12/03/2012) [-]
>4chan screencap   
>repost of screencap   
>old copypasta   
   
this is just all kinds of wrong
>4chan screencap
>repost of screencap
>old copypasta

this is just all kinds of wrong
#82 - nigeltheoutlaw ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
YFW
YFW
#78 - martinapplejack (12/04/2012) [-]
yeah, well... the dog deserved it   
   
JK I love dogs
yeah, well... the dog deserved it

JK I love dogs
#99 - Wumbologist (12/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Does anyone honestly care if this actually happened? The very concept of it is pretty damn hilarious.
No?
#21 - ironstrike (12/03/2012) [-]
Repost.

Still funny as **** , so thank you for the repost.

inb4 I get thumbs down for saying it's a repost
#64 - lemastertrolll (12/04/2012) [+] (4 replies)
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#41 - rotflwafflez (12/03/2012) [-]
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#88 - snaresinger (12/04/2012) [-]
Nothing has ever happened as hard as this did not.
Nothing has ever happened as hard as this did not.
User avatar #66 - furryflava (12/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
shhhhh dont feed the trolls
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User avatar #68 to #66 - ogomer (12/04/2012) [-]
That thing is not a troll. Just a 12-year old with internet access.
#42 - gardenmanly (12/03/2012) [-]
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