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BOI ITS BONG O'CLOCK
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Cl Anonymous (( Thu)
we to england
ahead to restaurant to try and preserve gain:
amp watch is set to my countries timezone
sash what the time is
WANK MY ARSE IN UR FACE CUNT
shave no idea what midst said to me
knotice he doesn't have a watch an
gno cne in england has a watch
ship hen starts to chime
eeveryone stops what they' re doing to count the bangs
mman crashes his curtsying to count the bangs
drops my order an the to count harbingers
mman running down the street: DI ITS T BONG
Cl Anonymous (( Thu)
we to england
ahead to restaurant to try and preserve gain:
amp watch is set to my countries timezone
sash what the time is
WANK MY ARSE IN UR FACE CUNT
shave no idea what midst said to me
knotice he doesn't have a watch an
gno cne in england has a watch
ship hen starts to chime
eeveryone stops what they' re doing to count the bangs
mman crashes his curtsying to count the bangs
drops my order an the to count harbingers
mman running down the street: DI ITS T BONG
...
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#116
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Welshhobo ONLINE (01/08/2013) [+]
(19 replies)
>Go to USA for the Superbowl
>Plane lands normally - everyone goes wild, cheers and claps
>Pilot gets standing ovation and we take off, do a victory lap and land again
>Finally get off the plane, try to find a restaurant
>Every store has saloon doors.
>Enter restaurant
>Everyone stops and looks at me - someone plays the Deliverance song in the back
>Nothing but cowboys and bald eagles in here
>Ask obese waitress for menu
>Only thing on the menu is freedom
>"Excuse me, do you serve any food here"
>"STEAK. EGGS. BACON", "Ill have steak please"
>Crazy old man in back shouts "YEEHAA TIME TO PLAY PIAN-EE"
>Massive black guy with the voice of Barry White says "ohhh yeah"
>Look down, no cutlery, look around, everyone is eating food off a machete or a gun. Eat
>Pay, apparently i got taxed for eating
>Leave, head to my hotel
>Waiter chases me all the way there saying i didn't give me free money. Wut
>Pulls out assault rifle
>Apparently this is legal
>Waiter gets shot by gang of black guys and a flock of eagles.
>Can't afford healthcare
>Justice is served.
>Plane lands normally - everyone goes wild, cheers and claps
>Pilot gets standing ovation and we take off, do a victory lap and land again
>Finally get off the plane, try to find a restaurant
>Every store has saloon doors.
>Enter restaurant
>Everyone stops and looks at me - someone plays the Deliverance song in the back
>Nothing but cowboys and bald eagles in here
>Ask obese waitress for menu
>Only thing on the menu is freedom
>"Excuse me, do you serve any food here"
>"STEAK. EGGS. BACON", "Ill have steak please"
>Crazy old man in back shouts "YEEHAA TIME TO PLAY PIAN-EE"
>Massive black guy with the voice of Barry White says "ohhh yeah"
>Look down, no cutlery, look around, everyone is eating food off a machete or a gun. Eat
>Pay, apparently i got taxed for eating
>Leave, head to my hotel
>Waiter chases me all the way there saying i didn't give me free money. Wut
>Pulls out assault rifle
>Apparently this is legal
>Waiter gets shot by gang of black guys and a flock of eagles.
>Can't afford healthcare
>Justice is served.
#55
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N. Korean citizen (01/08/2013) [-]
I live in a town in England, we all have to gather round a livestream of the Big Bonger to understand what time it is, imagine that, city people have it easy man
I live in London, just down from where the bongs happen.
I can confirm this is legit.
I can confirm this is legit.
#112
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gingershavetrolls (01/08/2013) [+]
(1 reply)
**gingershavetrolls rolled a random image posted in comment #127 at Fuck the police #5 ** mfw London is nothing like that