/b/, you clever bastard

Hi, ******* . Read my damn story about some bitch.
Deranging into space in class
the horizon I discoveries girl' s horizon
God, dat ass
Arrowing an iron warrior in my undergarments
seiner raising the beast that lies in the nether regions, me to stand up
Geetting upto answer some ******* question on the board
solo mortal lived without seeing my snake in its cloth cage
winstead of mocking me, they bow down to me for being gifted the Junk kfjesus
Kiinda embarrassed really, but the girl gave me her name and number anyway
s name is Sally, and she invites me to **** her at her place
Ennder the vision of my Sex Gods, I pridefully stroll to her home
Bevelings of restraint rush through my crotch in her room
******* minutes, she comes in with only her skin on
we nearly engage in sex
immeadiately, she starts to cry without reason
Pioneering why, she tells me that this story is fake
h god damn it, I came in my underwear in class in my sleep
MMFW you read the first letters in each sentence upwards