Autist starts zombie apocalypse. . Be me- in rrd grade. out at recess- Chlo one wants m play with me- Sitting at the top of the slide, alone. Hear the warning c
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Autist starts zombie apocalypse

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Be me-
in rrd grade.
out at recess-
Chlo one wants m play with me-
Sitting at the top of the slide, alone.
Hear the warning cry of an autist.
out at this patch m empty land behind cf school,
this kid push the autist down,
lele takes the autism shoe,
Flutist activates rage mode and begins running after the kid.
kid is fast but the autist is fueled by andrenaline_
Flutist jumps at the kid and tackles him.
autist biting the kid-
Flutist bites his neck and stomach,
Flutist reclaims his shes and walks eff.
len flipping **** because I had watched Dawn the Dead recently-
just laying there-
at ******* hide in the slide tor 20 minutes until the teacher blows the whistle fer eberyone to cerny in.
Wild is still laying out in the distance-
go back to class.
Treacher notices the kid is missing-
calls the office and tells them-
search outside and find him laying there.
parents are called and the kid is taken to the hospital,
had minor internal bleeding that didn' t need any serious medical treatment.
lele wasjust in a let of pain-
this day I still cant believe I actually thought there was zombie apocalypse and didn' t help the kid.
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Submitted: 07/23/2014
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#2 - goseikiba (07/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Nobody blames you.  Kids standing up to bullies, what a sight.
Nobody blames you. Kids standing up to bullies, what a sight.
#4 - mrtrouble (07/24/2014) [-]
Lost it at autrenaline.
Lost it at autrenaline.
#1 - whimsicalmagnus (07/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I might not help either, see what you think a zombie biting someone, he just got bit he's 						******					, so 						****					 him, get the 						****					 out of there.
I might not help either, see what you think a zombie biting someone, he just got bit he's ****** , so **** him, get the **** out of there.
#10 - guu (07/24/2014) [-]
>autrenaline
>autrenaline
#7 - poutinesalad (07/24/2014) [-]
autrenaline
autrenaline
User avatar #5 - flemsdfer ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
You don't help the bit person. They're done for, and I ain't getting in the bite zone for when they turn.
User avatar #11 - masdercheef ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
Man, **** that situation. Morally you're obligated to try and help, but that nagging part of your brain is constantly screaming "ZOMBIE! ******* RUN!"

Approach with weapon ready, perhaps. And keep an eye on the ****** who bit them.
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