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33 Cl Anonymous (( T )
Ad, I need your input.
While searching for a flashlight to put on my AR, I came across this:
Humens
HE minutes battery life
Here' s the best part
spurns paper ifyou put it close to the bulb
Now think through this scenario
C) BOOM. CRASH
is stealing myth
eeverything is going fine
sand then suddenly I some around the corner
gguy in a welding mask holding a strange contraption
llittle does he know. its T tithe Torches in a hexagonal shape welded together and wired to one switch
switch. aim forthe was
Humens at at close range in a low light environment
alter going blind. Jamal is engulfed in ihome
Someone talk me out of this.
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#5 - theannoyingFJguy (02/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Jamal's fw
Jamal's fw
#4 - flnonymousseven (02/07/2014) [+] (7 replies)
www.wickedlasers.com/torch

since OP literally couldn't stop sucking cocks for two god damn seconds to post this in the desc.
#9 - secretmouse (02/07/2014) [+] (9 replies)
At first I thought that the torch was lodged in someone's arse...   
   
I don't think that I got enough sleep last night.
At first I thought that the torch was lodged in someone's arse...

I don't think that I got enough sleep last night.
#8 - xplosevdiarrhea ONLINE (02/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#118 - eskaywalker (02/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Can someone tell me why you would need a flashlight with so little battery?
User avatar #123 to #118 - sealofapproval (02/07/2014) [-]
if you need to burn jamal's eyes for 10 minutes
#42 - nonanonnon ONLINE (02/07/2014) [+] (6 replies)
There's the minor problem of_ lighting someone on fire inside your own house._ It's why most of us don't defend our homes with flamethrowers.
User avatar #113 - logickid (02/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I'm pretty sure if Jamal died that would be considered man slaughter.
#120 to #113 - marcury (02/07/2014) [-]
...not in Texas...
#28 - adu ONLINE (02/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Why would you light a man on fire in your own house?
#7 - ashee (02/07/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Jamal.
#110 - IamKingNothing (02/07/2014) [-]
Op's fw lighting Jamal on fire in his own house.
User avatar #14 - Shiny (02/07/2014) [+] (43 replies)

When you really think about it....blinding someone with a bright light would be a great way to nonlethally defend oneself.
-3
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User avatar #176 to #174 - anonymouzx (02/07/2014) [-]
because most people are not sexually attracted to flashlights
#195 - stubbyftw (02/07/2014) [-]
10 mins battery life.

Hey its better than the one in slender.
User avatar #241 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (02/08/2014) [-]
>Jamal is stealing my TV
>everything is going fine for Jamal

I lost it.
#39 - roliga (02/07/2014) [+] (80 replies)
I asked this on another /k/ related post today... Seeing FJ loves /k/ so much, how many of you even actually own a firearm?
#155 - greyshirtguy (02/07/2014) [-]
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#209 - skyelinesunrise (02/08/2014) [-]
The torch is just an attachment for their other lasers.

With a 2 Watt Arctic:
-If you shine it directly in someone's eyes, it could literally cause the jelly in their eyes to turn into gas fast enough to cause their eyes to explode
-seeing the reflected dot on an opaque surface (non "reflective" surface such as a normal wall), can cause you to go blind before your eye can instinctively blink and close (.25ms blink reaction).

-since its not marketted as a Laser Pointer (anything over 5mw isn't legally allowed to be sold as such, due to ability of it to cause accidental eye damage before the blink-response sets in), it is legally allowed to be sold less regulated as a cutting laser. The main restriction on this are that there has to be a safety mechanism to prevent accidentally setting it off and blinding people.

-pointing any laser at an aircraft will get you arrested, since it is a felony to distract aircraft pilots. If the pilot phones it in, government satelites will pinpoint the location it was used from and an officer will be dispatched to arrest you. This is not a myth, you and your buddies accidentally shoot a laser pointer at an aircraft, and you can expect a cop to show up within fifteen minutes.

-pointing a laser at a police officer is illegal in most states as well, however pointing it at civilians or animals is not -directly- prohibited (you will still be charged with other things if they get injured, but its not inherently regulated)

What I expect to see: a criminal purchases a $500 arctic 2watt, carries it into his robbery or whatever, and with a quick swipe of his wrist blinds every single person in the room with their eyes open (he will obviously wear protective eye gear). Police officers dispatched without protective eyegear will instantly be blinded as well, allowing him to get free. Cop following him? Just shine it behind him. Instantly blinded. Sunglasses won't do shit. Cheap infallible crime multitool, and it can burn out cameras as well.
#207 - ponchosdm ONLINE (02/08/2014) [-]
cant believe this was not posted
cant believe this was not posted
#30 - ellina (02/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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