Artichoke. . File: 1382572697281.' -( 289 KB, 2592x1728, 1381849436041. jpg) I Anonymous 10/ 23/ 13( Wed) 19: 58 No. 9081793 Replies: llive in apartment below a
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Artichoke

File: 1382572697281.' -( 289 KB, 2592x1728, 1381849436041. jpg)
I Anonymous 10/ 23/ 13( Wed) 19: 58 No. 9081793 Replies:
llive in apartment
below are assbags
banging on shit and just letting their dogs bark all day in between their loud ass fights
tthey also fucking mks up at least 5 times a day
wwho knows how much money they run through weekly. Anyway
bbe today
yhave to study, but they' re being extra loud with their fights
aalso the dank smoke is wrecking my allergies
avi
ggo to the store, get of artichokes
ggo to costume store, get gorilla costume
ahead to my buddies house who has a massive civil war replica cannon
ccome back, unload it and roll it up to their door
tthey' re fighting so loud they can' t here shit
ddon gorilla suit and load up the cannon with small amount of powder and about 6 artichokes
alight fuse, ring bell
boyfriend opens the door, beer in hand
the fuck do you -"
short when he sees my cannon
NO TOKAY SMOKEY OR YOU GET !"
scannin fires
yhe gets his shit knocked back
preload as his m comes out
afire again, she runs and hides in her bathroom
iscream after her "YOU TOKAY SMOKEY YOU GET !"
a fuckton of smoke bombs in their apartment
arun off into the woods
ccome back an hour later, in street clothes and ditched gorilla suit
scops are there, they don' t give me a second look
awalk up to my place
bbe now
So what did you do today, /o/?
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Submitted: 11/17/2013
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User avatar #8 - adu ONLINE (11/18/2013) [+] (7 replies)
This is artichoke
#7 - teckemeier ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
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#28 - niikhavod (11/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>be poor, shitty girlfriend
>she's always smoking weed and taking drugs
>try to make her stop, no use
>fight alot
>dogs always go crazy
>one day have a huge fight
>says i dont love her for who she is
>tired as fuck working overtime to pay apartment rent
>girlfriend keep bitching, whatever go grab a bear
>doorbell rings, go to answer it
>what.gif
> some douchebag in a gorilla costume with a fucking cannon
>NO TOKEY SMOKEY OR YOU GET ARTICHOKIED
>fire a huge load of artichoke in my face
>fall over almost passing out
>girlfriend comes to see what the hell is going on
>she screams, running to hide
>gorilla douche scream again YOU TOKEY SMOKEY YOU GET ARTICHOKIED
> throw smokebomb in apartment
>gorilla runs off without a trace

MFW dog chokes and dies from smokebomb and grilfriend leaves me because of a angry gorilla with an artichoke cannon
User avatar #2 - megpoidgumibear (11/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
i artichoked because of this post.

this was terrible.
#3 - tazzerz ONLINE (11/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Make me think of this.
Make me think of this.
#15 - applejackhf (11/18/2013) [-]
NO TOKEY SMOKEY OR YOU GET ARTICHOKIED
#4 - YourName (11/17/2013) [-]
Reminds me of this
#33 - dwarfman (11/18/2013) [-]
I should buy a gorilla suit.
User avatar #25 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
If you tried to fire out of a "Replica Cannon" it would be destroyed, not to mention the fact that there's no way in hell it would reload that quickly with one person if it was as massive as you say it is. Nice try OP
#32 to #25 - mrmeatman **User deleted account** (11/18/2013) [-]
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
#21 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [+] (9 replies)
If you tried to fire out of a "Replica Cannon" it would be destroyed, not to mention the fact that there's no way in hell it would reload that quickly with one person if it was as massive as you say it is. Nice try OP
#22 to #21 - fishtacos (11/18/2013) [-]
Do you really think that someone would just get on the internet and tell lies?!
Do you really think that someone would just get on the internet and tell lies?!
#1 - downtrail (11/17/2013) [-]
This man is a genius.
This man is a genius.
User avatar #11 - supername (11/18/2013) [-]
Did he get the cannon back?
User avatar #53 - PlagueDoctor (11/18/2013) [-]
what about the cannon?
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#41 - heyayayakilla (11/18/2013) [-]
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#60 - dgarcia (11/18/2013) [-]
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#52 - chillijalapeno (11/18/2013) [-]
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#26 - gemnesys ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
This is beautiful.
This is beautiful.
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