are you russian

klike in the middle of no where
yhave the day off
Maris in the garage
kl am upstairs
chear a car outside just idling
llooll out small window
knot sure who it is so as I am about to go downstairs I hear nig I yell
k" nobody here homie lets get in get out"
wigg says he will get the tools
theicon ********
nugget because it was closest and loaded
kthe bayonet was already on it
klay behind the railing by the loft that my front door and only staircase
yhave enough room to see the entire entry way but be hidden
chear rustling at the door
knig one turns the handle [I' m home so of course its unlocked}
Merst thing I see come through the door is a garruk
knope
kline up irons and wait for visual
kser a shoulder
kser a face
gust as his eyes and body tamed into the entry way he had a glorious " in his chest
twerking the bolt
knig l has expired
knig 2 is wide eyed in shock as I am atop the stairs and his partner is dead
kl am also in a little shock so I yell the first thing that came to mind
kl **** you not
FFOR M(
wig 2 doesn' t have a gun
kl rush down the stairs at him while yelling
we falls backward before I reach him and gets hurt on my stairs
khe gets up and heads toward the car
kl jump off porch and bayonet the hood of the car before he can get his door shut and I lob a round right into his engine block
kl remove bay from his hood and aim at his skull
wall the cops with my gun trained on him
itums out my house wasnt the first they broke into and the pistol had been used in a homicide
wot a pat on the back from the Sherrie's and was asked why nig 2 thought I was Russian?
kl don' t know comrade lol