Pretty sure this is just how you get your sick kicks but in case you actually want an explain,

Crockpots are kinda like slow cookers, they take several hours to slowly cook through a cut of meat or some veggies and after it tastes awesome. Anon 1 wants to buy one so he's asking for opinions, and Anon 2 is saying they're great because if you start it in the morning, you come home from work/social events/etc. and have a meal ready to go. Then Anon 1 mentions that he'll be home alone all day anyway because he's an antisocial hermit type.

this is totally b8 to get me to write out all that **** isn't it