Anons spiderbro

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This happened Ferne : he age
we me
she 23
relaying didya
welder climbs up the wall behind my moniter
EU“ whatever. keeps the house cumtree
it the Wing reem
it bits m creedence and ether bugs lying in my winder
eerie day I eema heme from work
Rapider is sitting en front deer handle
ugh whatever. I' ll find aomething move it with m I can get inside
elem»: en the left side m my house
that there has been a breakign at my house
pl run for and call the were
mater. the eerie told me that the burglars were ready jump me by the front deer
Rapider saved my life
heme find spider crushed en the deer handle
probably killed him while entering
Spidermare died for me
spiderbro in a matchbox in my backyard
mum else mam

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Submitted:	12/31/2015

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#13 - solgood (01/01/2016) [-]

#31 to #13 - thediamondhack (01/01/2016) [-]

sad

#65 to #13 - tedankest (01/01/2016) [-]

I cri evrityme

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#21 to #13 - itskennyandjosh (01/01/2016) [-]

I know it's meant to be sad but still, if my brother died i wouldn't play the n64 every year

#64 to #21 - bodoxa (01/01/2016) [-]

Stfu no one likes you

+12

#41 to #13 - veryfahnyjokes (01/01/2016) [-]

yeah, I don't think he has to plug in the second one

+29

#43 to #41 - thrifty (01/01/2016) [-]

BRUH

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#15 to #13 - egads (01/01/2016) [-]

Why do you do this to me?

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#32 to #13 - unnameable (01/01/2016) [-]

GIF

"Player 2 has entered the game"

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#1 - umbrage (12/31/2015) [-]

+12

#2 to #1 - hxhmaniac (01/01/2016) [-]

#6 to #2 - LookinHereWhy (01/01/2016) [-]

that's a real sub-par duwang bruv

#44 to #1 - megatronusoftarn (01/01/2016) [-]

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#9 to #1 - dehnoobshow (01/01/2016) [-]

Have some color in your life.

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#8 - landartheconqueror (01/01/2016) [-]

one time i was gaming and noticed a lil' jumping-spider crawling around my hand. they're harmless, and i was busy, so i didn't give him any bother. he sat on my shoulder for an hour, watching me game.
cool hangout session with my spider-bro

#62 to #8 - johrny (01/01/2016) [-]

And the are adorable

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#18 to #8 - fiveblackmen (01/01/2016) [-]

One time I was gaming and a spider started crawling up my leg, so I screamed and hit it hard enough to leave a bruise on my leg.

#37 to #18 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]

You did the right thing, who the **** does that spider think he is?

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#7 - dendo (01/01/2016) [-]

In the 5th grade I put a red back in a kids bag because he used to bully me, then he got bit and went to the hospital I was never found out and I don't regret what I did

#20 to #7 - itskennyandjosh (01/01/2016) [-]

**itskennyandjosh used "*roll picture*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolled image**I once put water in this kids juice, i hated him and thought i poisoned him cause he went to the nurses office for a nosebleed but i didn't know that so i spent the entire day feeling guilty thinking i killed him, kindergarten was a riot

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#25 to #20 - schnitzelwagen (01/01/2016) [-]

Hey, maybe you almost killed him. Dihydrogen Monoxide is no joke.

#68 to #25 - nowthatsedgy (01/01/2016) [-]

>tissue damage and burns
in all seriousness I'm pretty sure water doesn't do that, although the rest are true

#69 to #68 - schnitzelwagen (01/01/2016) [-]

It does when you heat it up.

#70 to #69 - nowthatsedgy (01/01/2016) [-]

i get it now

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#3 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]

**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**

#55 to #3 - thepizzadevourer (01/01/2016) [-]

FJ in a nutshell.

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#4 to #3 - casinoer (01/01/2016) [-]

That picture is equally legit as the spider story. But both are pretty funny.

+29

#22 - daggydaggy (01/01/2016) [-]

I actually had a spider bro.

as a kid I found a spider outside on a stroll, I took it home cause it looked cool, my dad thought so too so we just kept it in the house.

next day it had spun the sickest web in the corner of the roof and had already caught a fly, so we knew this spider was tight.

Things went smooth with spider bro in the house, building new webs and **** , keeping the house fly free.

One day it had spun a web on the candle in the living room, From the round wax collector at the base to the top of the wick, It looked dope as hell.
That day my aunt came to the house and decided to do some cleaning,
that was the last thing we saw to our bellowed spider bro.

Still thinks about him 15 years later.

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#5 - dakirbinator (01/01/2016) [-]

I used to ride a tricycle in Kaiserslautern, Germany around the apartment complex I lived in. This trike had a hollow seat, for toys, I presume. I used to help daddy longlegs spiders instead, acting as a taxi. I would let them onto my hand, then place them on the trike compartment, and drive them to the other side of the apartment and let them out.
Later, when I was done playing in the park just nearby, I would come back and wait a few minutes for those Daddy Longlegs to come back up to my chair and help themselves in, then I would drive them back to the first side of the apartment. I loved those spiders, and for some reason, as a kid, doing that made me feel really important even though I was probably a terror to them and they were at my mercy.

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#23 - kingdaniel (01/01/2016) [-]

Does spider have pus pus?

#54 to #23 - mrsixinch (01/01/2016) [-]

#51 to #23 - gabikak (01/01/2016) [-]

Click to show spoiler

I'm sorry

#52 to #51 - kingdaniel (01/01/2016) [-]

[muffled megalovania in the distance]

#28 to #23 - MisfitsFan (01/01/2016) [-]

IM GONNA NEED TO YOU STOP RIGHT THERE, BUDDY

#42 to #28 - pulseythekid (01/01/2016) [-]

#47 to #42 - kingdaniel (01/01/2016) [-]

Wow, I made that video. and it was right above my comment! haha.

#38 to #28 - kingdaniel (01/01/2016) [-]

#19 - mortolife ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]

I had some small fuzzy spider live in the top of my room for a couple months before my sister killed him. He kept the flies under control during the summer months and never came down from the ceiling or the very upper edge of the walls. Too bad now all I see occasionally is house centipedes. **** , those things are creepy.

#49 to #19 - scowler (01/01/2016) [-]

Can't be as bad as Jungle Centipedes.

#29 - spoperman (01/01/2016) [-]

I've got plenty of Spiderbros but I'll tell you the story of Spiderjerk

>be me
>Watching Paranormal Activities with my brother
>getting a bit intense
>feel something on my arm but ignore it as I thought it was my brother screwing with me
> ***** totally about to go down in the movie, I'm tensing up
>feel this thing on my arm again and this time I grab it
>it grabs back
>at this exact moment something loud and scary happened and I shat myself. I jumped off the crouch, and fell face first onto the floor , all the while freaking out over the thing on my arm
>eventually turn the light on and its a ******* wolf spider
>runs under the couch
>move the couch to see where it went
> **************************** .webm
>A whole ******* nest of them under the couch
>nope the **** out of there

I don't mind Spiders at all, except when they appear unnoticed

#48 to #29 - lolollo (01/01/2016) [-]

Bruh!

We'll ignore not noticing the nest cuz the other guy got this, but bruh!

******* !

What're you doing ignoring **** during the Paranormal Activities?!

Ghosts thrive on that **** bruh!

****** be chicanerous as **** bruh!

You gotta move hard, fast, and with ya dick out!

****** !

Horror movie etiquite bruh!

I got me all sorts of silly **** stashed around the apartment just for **** like this!

And you thinking its your brother and **** !

***** that's Ameteur hour ******** !

#33 to #29 - isradam (01/01/2016) [-]

HOW

THE ****

DID YOU NOT NOTICE

A WOLF SPIDER NEST UNDER THE COUCH

*****

#34 to #33 - spoperman (01/01/2016) [-]

Not moving the couch in a long time I guess?

#35 to #34 - isradam (01/01/2016) [-]

let me phrase it another way

how did a ******* NEST form without anyone noticing them coming and going?

#36 to #35 - spoperman (01/01/2016) [-]

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bruh, have you ever seen how sneaky spiders are? They are ******* sneaky. Also they probably moved around at night mainly since wolf spiders are more active at night time

#46 to #36 - isradam (01/01/2016) [-]

that's spooky

#14 - danmegaflakes ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]

i had a male black widow.his name was rod. i took him everywhere with me, in my school, my house, when i go to the local internet cafe with my friends to play korean mmorpgs.i fed him flies and jumping spiders. we used spiders to battle other kid's spiders. like pokemon. rod was an op mother ****** . he had a size advantage.one day he went missing while i went to recess. i decided to leave him in his wooden box. i went to play yu gi oh with my friends. when i came back. i asked my teacher where he was. he said one of the special kids took him out of my bag pack. i never got him back

#16 to #14 - zwittertwo (01/01/2016) [-]

That sucks, Rod sounded like a badass ************ , I'm sorry for your loss.

#24 to #14 - erotictentacle ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]

So basically, your teacher let a retard take **** out of your backpack?

#26 to #24 - danmegaflakes ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]

He thought it was the tard's bag

#56 to #26 - brobathehutt (01/01/2016) [-]

Sounds like your teacher was a tard.

#57 to #56 - danmegaflakes ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]

you can't blame a school that teaches BASIC MULTIPLICATION AT 8TH GRADE

#58 to #57 - brobathehutt (01/01/2016) [-]

Oh wow your school should work on deporting people it sounds like.

#59 to #58 - danmegaflakes ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]

deport people where
it's in the philippines
where the **** are they gonna deport people
their houses?

#60 to #59 - brobathehutt (01/01/2016) [-]

The U.S. obviously, they'd still be smarter than about half our population.

#61 to #60 - danmegaflakes ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]

sure
why not

#39 - unbelievable (01/01/2016) [-]

mfw reading this thread

#40 - veryfahnyjokes (01/01/2016) [-]

god, why do you have to be so cruel?

#17 - ninjasinthedark (01/01/2016) [-]

**ninjasinthedark used "*roll picture*"**
**ninjasinthedark rolled image** i had a spider once, i killed the ****** because he was looking at me funny.

#10 - victorydanceofc (01/01/2016) [-]

When I was ten I remember riding my bike across town, and halfway through I felt something itch on my leg. I looked down and there was a gigantic neon orange spider on my knee the size of a silver dollar. He seemed cozy so I let him hitch a ride until I got to where I was going. He was a good guy.

#45 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]

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#30 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]

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#67 - tedankest (01/01/2016) [-]

Want spider bro now
Forever no spiderbros

#66 - jvcjvc (01/01/2016) [-]

I was doing a set of 20-rep squats at my local gym, and i get really exausted and sweaty about 10 reps in. The last ones are always a real killer, then i notice in the mirror in front of the rack that a spider has fastroping down from the top of the powerrack down to my general head position. That really encouraged me to bang out the last reps in a record speed.

From this day, daddy longleg was my gymbro until he was crushed by a barbel.