Anons range story

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Range Stories? Range stories!
mo to new range
RRO makes comments often
at is muzzle so we get pissed
Malice is giant pussy and all talk after a few trips to range
wwait a few months
mo back to range dressed in Turban with grown out beard and tactical ****
may fee
would you like the terrorist or zombie targets sir?"
neither my friend, I have brought my own, praise Allah!"
pstart getting looks
many my **** to open range
RRO giving me death stare
met up regular bullseye targets and start shooting with my AR at 25 yards
amassing on purpose not using sights
RRO comes and helps me get on target but clearly is hesitant and cautious doing so
vas he leaves say "Thank you brother, Allah be praised I can hit my targets now!"
RRO returns to behind and giving death stare
nee him go help another guy
wee my chance
mull out custom made targets of a white family smiling
iscream "ALLAH AYBARA" and mag dump into white family target
awhole range is quite and staring
RRO' s mouth is literally hanging open
opress switch to return target
agathor my ****
Hell on the way out "Tabbie brother?
Targets looked a bit like pic related. Anybody else got some good range stories?
I Range Stories Thread Anonymous (( Fri) : 45 s s: ? ::

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Submitted:	01/03/2016

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#1 - dalokan (01/03/2016) [-]

That's a good, fast and efficient way to get into a watch list.

#21 to #1 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]

Or you can just google "CP" and get into one

#29 to #21 - schnitzelwagen ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]

But why? What's wrong with googling cheese pizza?

#18 to #1 - distortedflare ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]

I think you mean shot by twitchy ***** .

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#17 to #1 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]

Means he'll never have to pay for any kind of security now that he has the NSA, CIA, FBI and DHS monitoring his house 24/7

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#7 - Empirehacker ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]

Should've yelled abracadabra.

#10 to #7 - afaik (01/04/2016) [-]

That is an awfully russian sounding "Abracadabra"

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#15 to #10 - roninneko (01/04/2016) [-]

That's an awfully Russian-looking magic wand.

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#20 to #15 - krasnogvardiech (01/04/2016) [-]

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#28 to #20 - deadmice (01/04/2016) [-]

#30 to #10 - acemrhawk (01/04/2016) [-]

Maybe he's Russian?

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#14 - chuffberry (01/04/2016) [-]

i'm sure your RO will never feel hatred towards muslims again because of your actions.

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#2 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]

Of all the things that never happened...

#8 to #2 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]

i see these every time a stories posted, im going to start a copy-paste collection of them everytime i see them, starting with you anon....

#2 - anon (10 hours ago) [-]
Of all the things that never happened...

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#3 to #2 - theblackhorntail ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]

no ****

#12 to #3 - applescryatnight ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]

this was probably /k/ though
still stands for all boards

#11 to #3 - amicoolnowmom (01/04/2016) [-]

This is /k/

#16 to #3 - gedoushinken (01/04/2016) [-]

The stories and information posted here are ~~artistic~~ autistic works of fiction and falsehood.

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#5 - selfdenyingbeggar (01/03/2016) [-]

I wish this was real...

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#22 - commencingfailure ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]

>RO dislikes muslims and makes fun of your wife
>Pull some dumbass prank to verify his fears and make a total ass out of yourself
>"Totally got 'em"

?????

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#9 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]

Just because you're dating a sand ****** doesn't give you the right to be an ass

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#13 to #9 - trollmobile ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]

the RO was an ass
it was ass retaliation.

#26 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]

when i read "Range story" i thought it was gonna be about hearthstone.

I've been playing too much hearthstone.

#23 - urs ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]

Pardon me for asking, but what does "RO" stand for?

#27 to #23 - fresighto (01/04/2016) [-]

Yea it's range officer.
Usually here we call them range masters though.
/shrug

#24 to #23 - frenzyhero (01/04/2016) [-]

range officer? range official? Im not sure either.

#6 - andrewskistuff ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]

**andrewskistuff used "*roll picture*"**
**andrewskistuff rolled image** oh I kekked

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#19 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]

>gf is muzzie
And into the trash it- wait, nevermind.

#32 - norskee (01/12/2016) [-]

>muzzie gf

You've lost. Don't care how lulzy this was

#33 to #32 - ohemgeezus [OP]ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]

Why do you keep commenting on my old **** ?

#34 to #33 - norskee (01/12/2016) [-]

Apparently it's not that old it's one of the first 20 in 4chan I saw.
And what does it matter if I do or not?

#35 to #34 - ohemgeezus [OP]ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]

Because I'm getting a ******* of notifications from it, why do you feel the need to comment on dead content?

#36 to #35 - norskee (01/12/2016) [-]

Because like I said, it's in the feed I'm on, I see it, I comment. It's not that ******* difficult to comprehend.

And your " ******* " of notifications are really not my ******* problem buddy