Anons natural instict kicks in. . Anonymous 2 days ago we 15 Quacking outwith pants around ankles in high school bathroom stall kissless master race HM HM HA )  Anon is Love ls Life
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Anons natural instict kicks in

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Anonymous 2 days ago
we 15
Quacking outwith pants around ankles in high school bathroom stall
kissless master race
HM HM HA ) HM HM HA HID" is how I mean
ofa sudden a girl comes out ofthe stall next to mine
Are you okay in there?"
self holy **** a real girl this is thrilling
ofa sudden natural instincts kick in
t contain self "HM HM HA ) HM HM HA ) HM HM HA ) HM HM HA HE!" mo
starts freaking out and steps back from stall
HM HM HA ) HM HM HA )" **** it, natrual instinct kicks in and burst out ofthe stall
a girl finally see' s my penis
scum instantly
schoot sperm so far it lands on her scared face
Hun out outhere with my pants around my ankles and mumble ''I' m a ghost, you' re imagining this!" as she' s stunned/ blinded by my semen
tthanks natural instinct
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Submitted: 08/03/2014
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#2 - Kirbyman (08/03/2014) [-]
This only raises the question of whether this anon was in a boy's or girl's restroom in the first place.
User avatar #11 to #2 - pictureperfectt (08/03/2014) [-]
It's unlikely, but unisex?
User avatar #3 to #2 - antzell (08/03/2014) [-]
He is probably a a pan-sexual gender fluid non-binary mocha cappuccino with dual acting hydraulic cylinder and leather grip Swiss army knife who identifies as female.

Jk op is a faggot
#14 to #3 - anon (08/03/2014) [-]
There go my sides. Thanks.
User avatar #6 - dissectedtesticle (08/03/2014) [-]
now go back and read "HM HM HA HO" like a native american chant.
#9 to #6 - icanmakeyourbedroc (08/03/2014) [-]
I read it as that from the beginning, it made it even more wierd
#1 - negan (08/03/2014) [-]
Newman Squeal
Newman Squeal
User avatar #23 to #1 - furiousmarshmellow (08/04/2014) [-]
I'd really like to see that with "That's my fetish" on it...
#15 - cactusphalus (08/03/2014) [-]
what kind of "natural instinct" is that supposed to be?
what kind of "natural instinct" is that supposed to be?
User avatar #25 to #15 - randacc (08/04/2014) [-]
fighting off predators while furiously masturbating
User avatar #4 - myfourthaccount (08/03/2014) [-]
This is the most autistic thing I've ever read.
And that says a lot considering I've read my share of 4chan greentext stories
User avatar #16 - friedgreenpomatoes (08/04/2014) [-]
didn't know Link spoke English

or used 4chan
User avatar #27 to #16 - wigglyjr (08/04/2014) [-]
HM HA HA HYAA
User avatar #17 to #16 - icollectraresbro (08/04/2014) [-]
now the chanting changed from native american chants to link's grunts
User avatar #10 - sunnyday (08/03/2014) [-]
And that's how I met your grandma.
#5 - xgrandmoffx (08/03/2014) [-]
What the **** ?
#13 - Classic ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
MAH HO WAH HE HAH HO HO HO

Literally all i could think about during this post
was finding nemo
#18 - applesdontpee (08/04/2014) [-]
god almighty
#19 - psychotayto (08/04/2014) [-]
4chan is becoming cancer, This kind of pleb 			****		 is why I left in the first place
4chan is becoming cancer, This kind of pleb **** is why I left in the first place
User avatar #20 to #19 - icollectraresbro (08/04/2014) [-]
>implying 4chan wasnt already cancer
User avatar #21 to #20 - psychotayto (08/04/2014) [-]
It wasn't always this bad man, never this bad.
User avatar #24 to #21 - catburglarpenis (08/04/2014) [-]
Have you even 4chan'd?!
User avatar #8 - kumimono (08/03/2014) [-]
"Kids, this is how I lost my virginity."
User avatar #7 - andreslah (08/03/2014) [-]
Well someone was on yersterday's /x/ thread
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