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Anon won the genetic lottery

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I Anonymous OI/ IO/ WSU)'.]); No. 25645942 -
lived 93 years
lived 103 years
is 83 and healthy as ever
elm Ell years for OP
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Submitted: 01/11/2016
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#1 - theblackhorntail (01/11/2016) [-]
You won't be laughing when he smites you with his wizarding powers...
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User avatar #5 to #1 - assfullofsunshine (01/11/2016) [-]
I would make a joke about how it is impossible to smite people in LoL, but i heard you can do that now
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User avatar #6 to #5 - theblackhorntail (01/11/2016) [-]
Never played LoL so I wouldn't have gotten it anyway
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#45 to #5 - thegreentornado (11 hours ago) [-]
AAAND BA-DA-BOOM, I got him, I killed Smite-!

- Dunkey
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User avatar #47 to #5 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
But but... you CAN smite people in LoL
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User avatar #51 to #47 - paddypancake (11 hours ago) [-]
"but i heard you can do that now "
-The guy you replied to
It wasn't doable in earlier seasons.
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User avatar #52 to #51 - lapsushominum ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
Well, I can't read
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User avatar #61 to #5 - twiceasfun (10 hours ago) [-]
That's been possible for a long time with certain equipment
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User avatar #56 to #5 - alphadolan ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
get dunked on
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#24 to #1 - bloodoffear (14 hours ago) [-]
>he
I mean while this is the internet we're talking about, she mentioned grandmas, which wouldnt matter for a dude if his grampas died young. Still 4chan tho so def still gonna be a wizard and probs die a virgin.
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User avatar #46 to #24 - yourdonutz ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
girls don't exist on the internet
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#15 to #1 - asotil (15 hours ago) [-]
>50+
>Still a Wizard

You are not ready for True Power
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#48 to #15 - supersixfourr (11 hours ago) [-]
I've never agreed with this chart. I didnt loose my virginity till I was 20 and my current SO at 27. Whats the big deal anyway?
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#67 to #48 - anon (9 hours ago) [-]
Well, it's supposed to be a joke...
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#62 to #48 - anon (10 hours ago) [-]
You'll never know now, normie.
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#80 to #15 - alpako (9 hours ago) [-]
but I thought the point of no return is 30
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#18 - ningyoaijin ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
Granda 1: heart failure at 71
Grandma 1: breast cancer at 61
Granda 2: complications from surgery at 59
Grandma 2: still alive and kicking at 79
Dad: heart attack at 49
Mam: still alive but totally grey haired and with no teeth at 46.

Not the worst, but not the best either.
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#29 to #18 - zionsype ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
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User avatar #36 to #29 - samlease (12 hours ago) [-]
ditto
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User avatar #3 - cupcakescankill (01/11/2016) [-]
What do you call the opposite of the genetic lottery, where your existence must be some mistake that evolution let by?
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#21 to #3 - firesky (14 hours ago) [-]
OP
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User avatar #9 to #3 - internetexplain (21 hours ago) [-]
Winning the genetic Tombola everyone contributes something, and you end up winning just to find out, everything you could win was just pure and utter **** that you easily could have lived without knowing it ever existed
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#7 to #3 - ygdosst ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
Darwin's Defeat
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#17 - applescryatnight (15 hours ago) [-]
grandpa: cancer
dad: cancer
me: funnyjunk

at least the only people i can pass off cancer to is you faggots.
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#57 - balor (10 hours ago) [-]
All the men in my dad's side of the family for the past 6 generations allegedly have big dicks.
My dick is average sized.

Don't know if I'm an odd ball, or my elders are just inflating their egos.
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#59 to #57 - anon (10 hours ago) [-]
be thankful you're average, there's not enough blood to fully inflate mine.
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User avatar #75 to #57 - thempc (9 hours ago) [-]
they're probably full of **** , don't worry
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#64 to #57 - krobeles (9 hours ago) [-]
What manner of degenerate family discusses the penis sizes throughout their family...?
Is it also custom to have sex with your daughters and marry your cousins in your family? Is pic related you?
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#66 to #64 - balor (9 hours ago) [-]
You are telling me that it isn't normal for a bunch of men to boast about their penis size and say it runs in the family?

I bet you are from a family of people who have small dicks.
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User avatar #68 to #66 - brothergrimm ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
Idk what the **** he's smoking. I don't think i've ever been to a family gathering of ANY family where it's not inevitable that the men end up talking about their dick sizes.... We can't help it, we just love our dicks so much
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#72 to #68 - balor (9 hours ago) [-]
It's not even family.

You can't tell me that if you throw a bunch of guys together in a social setting, they won't boast about their dick sizes eventually.
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User avatar #73 to #72 - brothergrimm ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
Well **** everyone knows that but i was proving the point that it's common for men who are related to talk about it too.
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User avatar #74 to #73 - balor (9 hours ago) [-]
yeah
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#54 - throwingmylifeaway ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
Well, all of OPs ancestors got laid eventually, so I guess there's a chance.
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#16 - asotil (15 hours ago) [-]
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User avatar #65 to #16 - catburglarpenis (9 hours ago) [-]
18, and I dropped out of school. Now I'm a peso billionaire so suck it obscure Internet chart graph.
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User avatar #23 to #16 - syntheticdoll (14 hours ago) [-]
Boy is 13 "kinda weird but if she's your age"
Girl is 13 "Boooooo ******* whore"
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#20 to #16 - anon (14 hours ago) [-]
the average age for guys where i live is 18
for girls it's 16
i guess it differs from place to place.
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User avatar #25 to #20 - asotil (13 hours ago) [-]
Literally just pulled this off of Google for the last 3

There's some where 13 is he perfectly optimal range and 8 is the "we shared a beer" one. The point of no return I've seen as low as 15. I'm genuinely scared if that's the ages kids are ******* nowadays
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User avatar #38 to #25 - jesusisagoose (12 hours ago) [-]
age of consent is 15-16 here in sweden i think
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User avatar #30 to #16 - cactusphalus (13 hours ago) [-]
I lost mine with 24.. it can happen guys
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#58 to #16 - anon (10 hours ago) [-]
Nice, only 11 years until I get to start smiting normalfags.
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#28 to #16 - wobblewub (13 hours ago) [-]
tfw didn't go to prom

meh.
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#41 to #16 - anotherponyaccount (12 hours ago) [-]
10 more years
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#26 to #16 - dehnoobshow (13 hours ago) [-]
tfw 18 and still no hope near
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User avatar #31 to #26 - severepwner (13 hours ago) [-]
Early 20s is far more common, ignore that.
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#49 - supersixfourr (11 hours ago) [-]
GIF
**supersixfourr used "*roll picture*"**
**supersixfourr rolled image** It doesnt matter if you die a virgin, because life always ***** you over in the end
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#63 to #49 - mmfan (10 hours ago) [-]
**mmfan used "*roll picture*"**
**mmfan rolled image**mfw I thought everything was awesome.
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#42 - kalimah (12 hours ago) [-]
All died relatively young, intestine and lung cancer + some cases of diabeetus on both sides
At least i dont have allergies?
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#33 - ninjaflapjack (12 hours ago) [-]
I had two great grandmothers who lived to be 105. One was a bit racist and the other (who died about two months ago) was directly responsible for the deaths of two people. what a legacy to live up to eh.
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User avatar #76 - Mozzak (9 hours ago) [-]
Great grandfather - dead at 98
Great grandmother - dead at 96
Grandma 1 - 65, in good health, mostly just complaining of backpains
Grandpa 1 - 81 ************ WORKS ON A FARM AND IS IN BETTER SHAPE THAN ME
Grandma 2 - 70ish, diabetic, alive (I don't know, I'm not really close to my dad's side of the family)
Grandpa 2 - Died at the age of 60, unknown causes, rumors say he was poisoned by grandma (no wonder I don't hang with my father's side of the family)
Mom - Overcome a tumor at 50, alive and absolutely healthy, looks great for her age too.
Dad - 52 and an asshole, smokes a lot and is a doctor, complains of imaginary health problems in court to ease his sentence (not ever paying child support, also not making contact with me until I was about 7, also, it was about the lawsuit even then. I'm 21 now. He's dead to me)

Looks like I'm good so far.

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#70 - saltyfries (9 hours ago) [-]
If it weren't for medical ******** I would have longevity too in my genetics.
Maternal Grandpa died of lung cancer from smoking in his 60's in 1982, 7 years before I was born.
My mom's mom died February 20th, 2014, in her sleep, at the age of 84, the sad part is she showed no signs of sickness, she looked like she could conquer the world she was healthy as a horse, it was a shock to all of us, and it's affected me more than I thought it would. Her death I believe though was fast tracked by medical goofs. Many years ago she had a brain tumor removed when I was young, since then she had allergies of anything to everything when it used to be just penicilin. 2 years before her passing she was nearly killed by iodine contrast which was to check for blood clots, she had an allergic reaction to it and it nearly shut down her kidneys. Because of these 2 events, I think it caused her death prematurely, because like I said, that woman could've lived to be 100 and still have spunk.
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#60 - anon (10 hours ago) [-]
youre saying... 10 years old girl gave a birth?
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#43 - verycoolcat (12 hours ago) [-]
My father's side is tall, my mothers side had mental problems.

Somehow... I ended up short and insane.
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User avatar #40 - dreygur (12 hours ago) [-]
I may be a bearer of cystic fibrosis and there are a few cases of alzheimers in my mother's family. Yay.
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User avatar #27 - malinko (13 hours ago) [-]
My grandmother was in her 70s and doing great, then out of nowhere found out she had cancer and died 3 weeks later. and this was in Nov.
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User avatar #13 - toxicwarning (17 hours ago) [-]
To be fair, his ancestors seem to have a pretty solid record of 100% getting laid, otherwise he wouldn't exist.
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#11 - animesource ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
My grandgrandma lived to over 90.
One grandma has cancer other has diabetes.
My mother had kidney stones.

My future looks long and painful.
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#2 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
I'm 6'6, I have great skin, and I don't currently have acne all over my face like other teens
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User avatar #4 to #2 - cagetheelophant (01/11/2016) [-]
Watch out for those spine and heart problems that ust tall people get
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User avatar #10 to #4 - atheisttsiehta ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
Oh joy, that's something to watch out for.
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User avatar #8 to #4 - vivified (21 hours ago) [-]
Wait you mean i should check my hearth as well?
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#79 - domiipie (9 hours ago) [-]
I have a nice change of getting a heart disease, diabetes, or gangrenous bowel. God knows what else runs in the family .
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