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Why don' t we make the UK
our colony'?
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no you really want to invade another
muslim country?
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#17 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
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#75 to #17 - vexille has deleted their comment [-]
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#23 to #17 - chokebee (01/01/2016) [-]
that guy wasn't even from the europe in the first place
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User avatar #53 to #17 - alekksandar (01/01/2016) [-]
>Europe
>Gayropean Union flag
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#61 to #53 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
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#54 to #17 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
Its a joke you butthurt britstain. God you britcucks are pathetic. As a swede, i must say that you guys are just terrible at taking jokes. And for the second, you're all ******* anyway. I mean, brittain is the laughing stock of the world and as a swede i am f*cking embarrassed. Where's your ballss uk? Or should i say united cucks instead? You know cuck, as in watching your significant other having sex with a third part while you watch and masturbate? Yeah i know, im a ******* comedic genious for saying that. So yeah, i am basically flingning **** at a country i've never been to but that seems to be popular at this /pol/ circle jerk so could you please give me some greenies? I know my comment is full of **** and falsehood but can you please pretend to agree and thumb me up? That would be greatly appreciated.
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#60 to #54 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
Okay amerifat
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#77 to #60 - melllvinnn (01/01/2016) [-]
I was there when that happened

Good times
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#112 to #60 - bwiedieter (01/01/2016) [-]
kek
that was bretty glorious, I have tos ay
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User avatar #82 to #54 - phanact (01/01/2016) [-]
It's just a prank bro
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#104 to #54 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
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#119 to #54 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
not british
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User avatar #25 to #17 - lulzdealer (01/01/2016) [-]
found the asshurt yuropoor
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User avatar #28 to #25 - mrfinnt (01/01/2016) [-]
at least our cops dont kill us... only soak us wet in cold water
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#30 to #28 - feedingwolves (01/01/2016) [-]
We'd all probably be better off if we let them kill us.
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User avatar #40 to #28 - retentions (01/01/2016) [-]
well if you were white the cops wouldnt kill you here either
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User avatar #57 to #28 - listerthepessimist (01/01/2016) [-]
when have you seen cops?
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#107 to #25 - europe (01/01/2016) [-]
Could you explain the 'Europoor' thing to me?
I don't exactly see most Americans swimming in money after either going to college or having taken a visit to the hospital
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#108 to #107 - assyria (01/01/2016) [-]
yeah but we get to keep more than 30% of the our yearly income
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User avatar #115 to #108 - europe (01/01/2016) [-]
Ah yes, the big evil to Americans.. taxes...
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User avatar #116 to #115 - assyria (01/01/2016) [-]
>working to earn money for your family
>being okay with having someone else take that money for someone else
you okay? our fireworks **** with your head a lil too hard last night?
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User avatar #117 to #116 - europe (01/01/2016) [-]
I could support my a family even with a minimum wage job, especially if both I and my wife worked due to laws making the minimum wages around here actually reasonable, but hey whatever taxes are evil amirite?
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User avatar #118 to #117 - assyria (01/01/2016) [-]
do you realize why you have those minimum wage laws? 'cause companies wouldnt pay you jack **** because the governments money vacuum dick is up their ass.
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#121 to #17 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
should've logged in
RIP pinkies
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#41 to #17 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
You forgot to include that the person from Europe is just some guy from the US behind a VPN and both replies after that are also that same guy who then screenshots it and uploads it to 9gag.
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#64 to #41 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
cant use vpn on 4chan you normie
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#105 to #17 - mendelevium (01/01/2016) [-]
Yet when you make fun of Americans being fat, jokes never old amrite?
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#120 to #105 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
no, those are old an unoriginal as well
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#18 to #17 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
Your butthurt only brings me joy
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#27 to #17 - infinitereaper (01/01/2016) [-]
something something America
something something fat
lol rekt

war...
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User avatar #58 to #33 - nustix (01/01/2016) [-]
Lol no that is the Dutch flag, that is our helicopter.
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#109 to #58 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
The bomb literally says "From Murica, with love", dummy.
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User avatar #114 to #109 - nustix (01/01/2016) [-]
It was manifactured there.
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#98 to #63 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
It takes less than 10 seconds to look up the amount of flags that have red, white and blue in them.
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User avatar #99 to #98 - iamchicken (01/01/2016) [-]
yes but the fact that it's red white and blue and it the layers of the Dutch flag doesn't make it Dutch.
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User avatar #81 to #33 - congorepublic (01/01/2016) [-]
Looks more like the netherlands to me
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#35 to #33 - swagbot (01/01/2016) [-]
this is beautiful
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#4 - mrwalkerfour (01/01/2016) [-]
USA Muslim population = 8% = 25,512,000

UK= 5% = 3,205,000

im suprised they have time for banter between prayers. allah ackbar to our friends in the united states of allah
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#7 to #4 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
Boy, it sure is convenient that the US and the UK have the exact same population so that these sort of comparisons mean something as opposed to how they mean nothing otherwise.
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#8 to #7 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
Do you mot understand how percentages work?
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User avatar #100 to #8 - shinyarmor ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
i think he means the us is bigger. so it has bigger penis problems when not erect.
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#102 to #8 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
do you? 8 is better than 5 go back to ******* school
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#13 to #7 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
I don't think you understand how percentages work... Go back to school.
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User avatar #12 to #7 - krynax (01/01/2016) [-]
Oh anon
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#74 to #7 - blackmageewizardt (01/01/2016) [-]
> another stupid anon
> most likely US faggat as he has no idea what % means
> its ******* AGAIN an us faggat not knowing what per capita means.

shut up, shut up, shut up, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!!
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#89 to #74 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
I think that anon was saying the US muslim population has been a slow trickle of normal, mostly non-crazy muslims vs the hordes entering Europe now
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#88 to #4 - mrwalkerfour (01/01/2016) [-]
many of you have pointed out the obvious which is i have purposely blown the US statistics out of proportion, turning the 0.8% into 8%.

i did this because i knew it would piss you off despite the fact that in the content you consider the small 5% Muslim population of the UK to render us a Muslim nation. that is also blowing things out of proportion and if that upsets you then go cry in a corner until you can take your own banter.
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User avatar #91 to #88 - marinepenguin (01/01/2016) [-]
The difference is the content was a joke and you were making up a blatant lie.
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User avatar #92 to #91 - mrwalkerfour (01/01/2016) [-]
so calling the UK a muslim nation isnt also a blatant lie told for the sake of humour?
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User avatar #94 to #92 - marinepenguin (01/01/2016) [-]
The key here is it was humurous exaggeration. You just presented a false exaggerated statement in a way no one would interpret as a joke.

Now I'd you would have phrased it different and linked a fake page or something, I'd feel differently.
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User avatar #96 to #94 - mrwalkerfour (01/01/2016) [-]
im in the positive so some people found it funny. only people who dont are americans who get butthurt when someone gives them the same **** they give everyone else.

my exageration was 0.8% to 8% so thats an exageration of 7.2%

calling the UK muslim would mean the UK is at least 51% muslim IE majority muslim
so the contents exageration is from 5% to 51% thats 46% exageration.

my comment was closer to the truth than the content.
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User avatar #97 to #96 - marinepenguin (01/01/2016) [-]
I think you underestimate the amount of people who would just thumb up a comment just because they agreed with the sentiment.

And you say that like America doesn't get made fun of by Europeans about oil, guns, healthcare, obesity, more guns, big military, and education. It seems more like you're unable to take satire.

And that's irrelevant honestly. Everyone knows that the UK isn't a Muslim nation.

Like I said, I'd have been cool with it if it was satire, but instead you just fabricated something.
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User avatar #22 to #4 - obesehobbo (01/01/2016) [-]
now compare how many are refugees in both countries and get back to us
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#36 to #22 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
There are very few Refugees in the UK.
Nearly all our Muslim population are citizens.
Course we got problems with illegals but who doesn't?
I mean Trump wants to build a wall to keep em out lol
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User avatar #39 to #22 - amonlavtar (01/01/2016) [-]
bro, america was made by immigrants from all around the world
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#43 to #39 - stalini (01/01/2016) [-]
America waas created by western European immigrants.
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User avatar #44 to #43 - zeroqp (01/01/2016) [-]
He didn't say "created", he said it was MADE by immigrants.
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#46 to #44 - stalini (01/01/2016) [-]
the difference being?
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User avatar #48 to #46 - zeroqp (01/01/2016) [-]
The difference being that when you "create" something, you bring it into being. When you then "make" that created thing into something, it's MADE. America was "created" by Englishmen, but it was "made" what it is today by immigrants that followed much later.
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#49 to #48 - stalini (01/01/2016) [-]
not really. It was created and made (same thing) by western Europeans. (Brits, Irish, Scandinavians, Italians, Spaniards, Frenchies).
Everyone else joined when USA was already made.
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User avatar #50 to #49 - zeroqp (01/01/2016) [-]
Let me put it this way:
It's easy to create something, say, invent something.
But when it's "made" is only when someone takes that thing that has already been created, and makes it into a better product, improving it. Like the saying goes, "they took that something, and made it into what we know and love today".

Just because something is created, it doesn't mean it will naturally prosper on its own.
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#51 to #50 - stalini (01/01/2016) [-]
and i was talking about making too though.

USA was created by Brits, USA was made by western Europeans
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#66 to #43 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
And they were treated like **** too. Being seen as a job stealing immigrant is just part of the American experience!
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#67 to #66 - stalini (01/01/2016) [-]
If you don't like X's attitude, don't go to X's home.
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User avatar #45 to #43 - amonlavtar (01/01/2016) [-]
and grew with immigration from all around the world, from africa to asia
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#47 to #45 - stalini (01/01/2016) [-]
only in the later years.
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#72 to #4 - khaaan (01/01/2016) [-]
While were at it,

Sweden's Muslim Population = 1.1 to 5.5% = 100,000 - 500,000
Most estimates say less than 250,000 or 2.7%
Muslim Organisations report 106 327 members, that's 1.2%

If only we could be as progressive as the US and UK :^)
This number will increase due to immigrants(but you got a veeeery large head start), but our politicians are now saying that we certainly wont be taking as much this coming year and are now checking the borders more thoroughly especially the one against Denmark.
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#79 to #4 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
Your numbers and percentages are so off it's hilarious.
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#85 to #4 - goodername (01/01/2016) [-]
Where the **** are you getting your facts. I have not seen a single source showing the Muslim population to be higher than 7 million, and most are about 3 million, or about 1 % of the population.
iraq.usembassy.gov/resources/information/current/american/statistical.html
www.tolerance.org/publication/american-muslims-united-states

You gave such a specific number that it shouldn't be hard to find the source of this figure. But what is really interesting is that if search "USA Muslim population 25,512,000" a link to your comment is the only thing mentioning this number.

It would appear that you pulled this number straight from your ass to try and support your views. And even if you did find this number from some incredibly obscure cite, you would have still had to willingly ignore ever other source showing the Muslim population to be as low as 1/10th of what you are saying it is.

Tl;Dr
You are being extremely dishonest.


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User avatar #106 to #4 - mendelevium (01/01/2016) [-]
I don't know how true that is.
As a traveling America who has been all around the states.
I've seen maybe 10-20 Muslims in my whole life tops.
20 years, that's like 1 a year.
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User avatar #84 to #4 - congorepublic (01/01/2016) [-]
That is absolutely false.

The highest estimates out there state that there are 8 million American Muslims. This is AT MOST.

The most accepted figure, though, is 2.5-3 million, which barely makes up one percent of the population.
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User avatar #5 to #4 - bionicpanda ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
there are approx. 10-12 million muslims in the USA
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User avatar #15 to #5 - sgtmajjohnson (01/01/2016) [-]
I read 2.77 million. Either way, his number is exaggerated.
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#68 to #5 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
And trump wants to track all of them like felons. Yeah that will stop terrorists and definitely not push young people to think "hey these terrorists have point". This is part of the reason so many people hate us we can just be so goddamn pigheaded sometimes.
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User avatar #71 to #68 - bionicpanda ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
he wants to track muslim immigrants you retard
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#14 to #4 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
According to the 2010 Pew Report the US Islamic population was 2.7 million, 0.9% of their total population. According to the 2011 UK census the Islamic population in the UK was also 2.7 million, but 4.8% of our total population.
Either way as a Brit I'd say we're alright at the moment, baring in mind that the majority of these statistics are hard working members of society. It's only the extremist minority that get shown in the media making 2.7 million other people look bad.
Anyway the content is obviously banter so mashallah fellow Christians.
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#10 to #4 - endospore (01/01/2016) [-]
Where the **** did you get that information? I find .8 percent, meaning 2.5 million. And then in 2014, it apparently skyrocketed up to... .9 percent, meaning still less than the absolute number of Muslims in the UK in a country ten times the size.

Somehow you DID get the UK number right, though.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_in_the_United_States#Demographics
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_in_the_United_Kingdom
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#93 to #10 - goodername (01/01/2016) [-]
Strange how he only got the the USA Muslim population so incredibly wrong. It's almost as if he needed the to skew the ratio between Muslim pop. percentages in the USA and UK by about 800% to comply with his personal beliefs and to get other people to agree with him.

But people wouldn't just go on the internet and tell lies, right?








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#69 to #4 - vlf (01/01/2016) [-]
Actually, the current US figure is only 0.9% and the U.K. figure is 4.4%.

Sources
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_the_United_States
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_the_United_Kingdom
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#111 to #42 - bwiedieter (01/01/2016) [-]
fukken saved
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#3 - danmegaflakes ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
ICE COLD
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#113 to #3 - bwiedieter (01/01/2016) [-]
Oh dude, Imma go listen to that song now. Thanks for reminding me of it.
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#19 - trollmobile ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
the UK is 4.4% muslim
48% non-religious, and 46% christian.
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User avatar #32 to #19 - sgtmajjohnson (01/01/2016) [-]
Where are those numbers from? The BSA survey had pretty similar numbers, with a slightly lower number of Christians and more nonreligious, but didn't account for Islam at all. The Census said that %60 of the U.K. was Christian, 4.4% Muslim, 25.7% nonreligious, 7.2% unspecified, and 3.2% other religions.
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#20 to #19 - humpydumpy (01/01/2016) [-]
That math don't add up, all I'm sayin
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User avatar #21 to #20 - trollmobile ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
48+46=94
94+4.4=98.4
that means there's 1.6% of the UK population, that is neither christian, non-religious, or muslim.

do you really think other religions do not exist, or are you just playing dumb?
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User avatar #37 to #21 - siltz (01/01/2016) [-]
Succesful troll is succesful. Come on, his name is trollmobile.
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#83 to #37 - Jowi (01/01/2016) [-]
no trollmobile is the guy you replied to. the "troll" was called humpydumpy
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User avatar #59 to #37 - battletechmech (01/01/2016) [-]
no no, the math plays out, he's discovered a new religion
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#56 to #37 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
even beibergotsvvag talks sense sometimes
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#55 to #19 - listerthepessimist (01/01/2016) [-]
The Office for National Statistics disagrees
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User avatar #62 to #55 - britbong (01/01/2016) [-]
Those statistics don't include Scotland
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#78 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
>America is better than Europe
>Europe is better than America

******* hell. This entire planet is a **** hole.

Can we not argue who's better than who?

At least we don't have designated ******** streets.
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#1 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
GIF
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#26 to #1 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
LE BURN MEMEMEMEEMEMEMEMEM
kys
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User avatar #101 to #26 - buckoman (01/01/2016) [-]
NO idea how happy I am now that that ******* dumb "Burn!" picture attached to the bottom of every post is gone.
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#16 - sgtmajjohnson (01/01/2016) [-]
Goddamn, yesterday it was Sweden, now it's the U.K.? Americans have been bringing the banter to Arabs on /int/ recently. I guess you could say they're ragging on the rag heads. Now I'm hoping that "rag on" isn't just regional slang for insult, and that people understand it.
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#29 to #16 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
it's /pol/ but theyre easy to mistake
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User avatar #31 to #29 - sgtmajjohnson (01/01/2016) [-]
But it can't be /pol/. They didn't say anything about gassing jews, and I didn't see the word "cuck" said once.
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User avatar #38 to #31 - siltz (01/01/2016) [-]
You can't really say 'cuck' on /pol/, since it's censored into kek, but nevertheless... /POL/ is never wrong
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#24 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
Some people can't handle the banter, but we can, we thrive on it
Also anyone out there getting salty about this burn is just sad, getting triggered by a neck beard on /pol/ is a new low
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#65 - buttlumps (01/01/2016) [-]
Aww yiss, lets try to concour the land thats pretty much the reason we actually exist. I'm really good with history, could someone correct me if i'm wrong?
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User avatar #70 to #65 - obtuseabuse ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
*conquer
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#6 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
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User avatar #73 - hexadecimated (01/01/2016) [-]
Lel at Euros in this comment section. When was the last time 1400 kids in the USA got raped and had it covered up for fear of being racist?
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#110 to #73 - bwiedieter (01/01/2016) [-]
America´s kids and adults alike are among the most stupid out of all western countries, but are always told that they´re all winners and superior to other country´s citizens. And they´re entitled and narcissistic enough to actually believe that.
You have daily mass shootings and a militarized police force that does whatever it wants to you.
America is the country of SJWs and third wave feminism. You are being ****** and cucked by the whole illiberal left, and there is nothing you can do about it thanks to political correctness and a police state.
You have a dindu as president and regular city-wide chimpouts. And a whole BLM movement condoning them.

You losers are in no position to lel at any western country but your own, m80.
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User avatar #103 to #73 - itssakamoto (01/01/2016) [-]
Lmao at Americans. Want us to remind you about the daily Mass shootings?
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#76 to #73 - catzor (01/01/2016) [-]
Every day?
Oh wait, you guys dont even bother covering it up. you blame the kids.
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User avatar #9 - chimpaflimp (01/01/2016) [-]
I live in Leicestershire. He's not wrong.
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User avatar #11 - muchname (01/01/2016) [-]
I dont get what the hubub is, theres like three muslim families in norfolk and they're all super nice.
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#95 - artimenner (01/01/2016) [-]
im muslim fight me
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User avatar #86 - ogthegreat (01/01/2016) [-]
Holy **** , look at that two chin combo.
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#2 - nuclearchurro (01/01/2016) [-]
GIF
**nuclearchurro used "*roll picture*"**
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