Believe it! Dattebayo!

Naruto would've been 1000x more entertaining if Naruto got killed in the first episode and the protagonist role was taken by DIO.

>The Akatsuki try and be weeaboo Illuminati
>DIO stops time and ***** them up with knives.

>Pain tries to kill the Leaf Village
>DIO does it before he can, and kills Pain for thinking he earned the right to destroy the village.

I'd watch DIO: Shippuden.

>Kaguya comes and tries to take over The World
>DIO seduces her and makes her his bitch

> ******** reasoning brings Naruto back to life
>He tries his dumb huge animal sage ********
>DIO rips off the huge frog legs and beats Naruto half to death with the frog leg.
>DIO then fists the Nine-Tailed Fox to death.

DIO is too manly for Naruto: Shippuden.

>Hinata tries to confess her love to Naruto before death
>Oh no
>DIO turns Naruto into his minion and makes him watch Hinata get ass-raped
>All the leaf can do is watch because they're weaklings

>Naruto tries that swirly furry beast form **** with the 4 tails.
>DIO kills him and has him stuffed, mounting him on the Village gates
>DIO turns the hidden leaf village into his own blackjack and hooker kingdom.
>DIO's FW the normies of Naruto think they can step up.

>Other villages try to help
>Mei gets raped and becomes part of DIO's harem
>Onoki gets killed and his daugter gets DIO'd
>Gaara gets turned into a minion and builds DIO sandcastles
>Raikage gets dunked on and his hoes become DIO's
>Smaller villages immediately surrender



Madara's FW all the good pusi is already ****** up or at DIO's place

>All of DIO's top cronies become the new Hokages
>The next generation of ninjas now have the best genes, and are born with mad gains
>Madara and his normie crew try and do **** about it
>They can't, though, because ZA WARUDO is too strunk to be dunked
>Madara and his crew get merc'd.
>The entire Naruto universe now doesn't suck.
>Now all ninjas have stands because their bloodline has them.
>Now the dumb ninja fights are a lot cooler.
>Now everything is cooler.
>Today was a good day.

>Madara gets butthurt and tries to go dreamworld because he's a loser
>Goes 10 tails , rinnegan , sage of the six paths , all the cards
>DIO goes over-heaven
>Madara ***** pants and tries to run away with Obito's kamui dimension
>Oh no you don't ************