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Anon The Border Guard

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2:"! am not a US Citizen, I am a free inhabitant of the earth"
HOLY **** , ******* TUMBLR WETBACKS. Reminds of the who got deported to Cambodia at the
border a while back during my watch. Its funny because they were originally from Mexico and were brought to the
US at a young age and never got their citizens hip or green card ****
rife me at border california
Dooing routine checks and what not
Peeople following rules and laws no problem what scene
Cratch some illegal beaners all the time
comes this Fiat with some Hipster beaner guys and girl
they can fit in there? Skinny as hell though
there
your papers or passport?
No but we' re citizens and we' re pleading the tth"
Hetare at them disbelief and outright anger
You heard us so please let us be on our way you can' t touch us because under article-"
MEET THE **** OUT OF THE VEHICLE
panic mode for them screaming some ******** clause about they have the right to trawl between countries freely because they' re
not tied to some quasi NAFTA conspiracy of the North American union or some **** like that
old them and can' t seem to find any information on them
refuse to talk
sure fine
Iswift paper work and send them to detention center
Sstill refuse to talk
guy from homeland security interviews them
their life stories
they have no paper work. Nothing whatsoever not men finger prints or dental records
Ewell **** pick a country and deport them to it"
Llhy not Mexico?"
Too easy they' ll just come right back"
I GOTA GOOD ONE, Cambodia
Dilhole team laughs and says done
paperwork
weeks later they' re deported to Cambodia
We can deport people anywhere we want if they have no paper work and we' re not able to "determine" their country of origin.
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#3 - lollypopalopicus ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Well, that level of abuse of power is mildly terrifying.
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#83 to #3 - einsampibroch (01/07/2016) [-]
We should deport them all into POO IN LOO India, teach people there how to Poo in loo.
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#107 to #3 - europe (01/07/2016) [-]
Got only one thing to say to them
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#4 to #3 - beastmawd (01/06/2016) [-]
its merica dude what did you expect
not saying that other countries are much better tho
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User avatar #31 to #4 - becauseoprahsaidso (01/07/2016) [-]
I love that chink lady's face. pure amusement
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#44 to #31 - supremetaco (01/07/2016) [-]
Was getting blown the **** out part of your pran
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#84 to #44 - weepeep ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Was getting brown the fuk up pert of ya pran
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User avatar #100 to #31 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
I love that Oprah Lady's face. pure amusement
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#85 to #4 - minutaurofawsome ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
mildly aroused
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User avatar #106 to #3 - policexplain (01/07/2016) [-]
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
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User avatar #42 to #3 - rattybastard ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Its border control man. They can do just about whatever the **** they want.

motherboard.vice.com/blog/us-border-patrol-can-search-your-laptop-and-phone-for-no-reason
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User avatar #5 to #3 - mrd (01/06/2016) [-]
not really, they had no paperwork and would not even tell them what country they were from, like what did they expect?
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#43 to #5 - ayyylien (01/07/2016) [-]
i think it's hilarious when people try to **** with authority and get dicked over but i guess some people don't find it funnyman
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User avatar #76 to #43 - mrd (01/07/2016) [-]
My nigga spongebob yeeeeee buddy!
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User avatar #8 to #5 - Shiny ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
He still basically destroyed their lives out of spite.
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User avatar #11 to #8 - wrpen (01/06/2016) [-]
No, he destroyed their lives out of illegal immigration. You can't be discriminatory in a line of work like this, if they came in the wrong way, they get out.
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User avatar #12 to #11 - Shiny ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
OP freely admitted that he only sent them to Cambodia to be a dick.
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User avatar #14 to #12 - wrpen (01/06/2016) [-]
And to send them most anywhere better would just let them get back in. Cambodia isn't that bad of a place, compared to "Murder Capital of the World" Honduras or "Why Would You Want To Leave" North Korea.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - Shiny ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
So what? Prosecute crimes as they happen, not as you assume they will.
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User avatar #20 to #15 - Mariache (01/06/2016) [-]
Dude **** all that, free trip to Cambodia, which looks like an awesome place. From there its just a hop skip and a jump to Australia if they want somewhere Western World like. I mean damn, that sounds like the greatest adventure of their lives. That BP agent gave them a gift, if you ask me.
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#32 to #20 - envizo (01/07/2016) [-]
Wont they need a passport to even be allowed to travel in Cambodia? Who's to say Cambodia won't deport them somewhere else lol.
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User avatar #101 to #32 - zioken (01/07/2016) [-]
If that's the case then it becomes a game of hot potato and they get deported everywhere , free world round trip
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#33 to #20 - malifauxdeux (01/07/2016) [-]
How about you go to Cambodia then.
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User avatar #133 to #33 - Mariache (01/07/2016) [-]
*describe parman* is almost right, I do live here legally, but don't have a passport. And I would love to go to Cambodia to explore the ruins of Angkor. Fund me and Ill do it. In a heartbeat
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#130 to #33 - parman (01/07/2016) [-]
Why would he? I'm sure he has a passport and lives in his country legally.
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#29 to #28 - Mariache (01/06/2016) [-]
you should get that looked at
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User avatar #92 to #15 - elvoz ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Illegal immigration is a crime. They were prosecuted as it happened.
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User avatar #93 to #92 - Shiny ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Yes, and they were also "prosecuted" for things OP assumed would happen. Eventually they'd stop trying to enter.
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User avatar #94 to #93 - elvoz ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
What else were they prosecuted for? The crime was illegal immigration, the verdict was "caught red-handed", the punishment was "your ass is going somewhere nasty". They weren't punished under the idea that they might try again, that was simply a consideration for laying out their current punishment. That would be like saying putting a murderer on parole is punishing them on the assumption they will kill again.
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User avatar #95 to #94 - Shiny ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
But OP actually said in that post that is why he did it...
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User avatar #96 to #95 - elvoz ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
You're losing something in translation there, bub...

I could write what he said word-for-word but it wouldn't matter because my previous comment addressed what he said. I'm not a big fan of circular arguing.
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User avatar #102 to #96 - Shiny ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Well, he just assumed they would try repeatedly to enter the country when that wasn't his problem. That was my only complaint, though obviously it was funny as hell.
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#41 to #12 - hairybaboon ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
They could have also chosen a country they wanted to be sent to. but noo....
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User avatar #24 to #8 - electronicbacon (01/06/2016) [-]
You can't expect to get away with everything.
Sometimes you just need to follow procedure to the letter.
Sadly those cunts didn't and now they're in Cambodia.
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User avatar #7 to #3 - anointedbyfire (01/06/2016) [-]
Don't know if you know this but CBP Officers have the right to do just about anything at the United States border, be that searching your car without a warrant to deporting you, although if you can prove what country you are from they have to send you back to that country
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User avatar #98 to #7 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
You can deport me any day baby
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User avatar #37 - billyblooper (01/07/2016) [-]
As funny as it is pissing off twats. Anon did just ruin multiple people's lives and likely their families as well.
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User avatar #125 to #37 - sirinsanity (01/07/2016) [-]
-Anon has a job consisting of checking for identification
-Couple guys decide to choose not to bring any form of it
-Anon does his ******* job and deports them
-Still Anon's fault for possibly ruining their lives after it was their choice not to bring any form of identification

???
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User avatar #105 to #37 - grimsho (01/07/2016) [-]
Yeah, the most unfair part about this is that they literally couldn't have done anything about it! Even if they followed the law, or didn't admit to not having the required papers while crossing the border, or even if they had papers/certificates proving they were from ANYWHERE at all, they still would have got deported to ******** nowhere.

OH WAIT
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User avatar #45 to #37 - sptnfouroneseven (01/07/2016) [-]
>Get a greencard
>Don't go places illegally
>Don't get deported to ********* nowhere
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#2 - umbrage (01/06/2016) [-]
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#103 to #2 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
Click to show spoiler
Believe it! Dattebayo!
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User avatar #108 to #103 - tenaciouslee (01/07/2016) [-]
Naruto would've been 1000x more entertaining if Naruto got killed in the first episode and the protagonist role was taken by DIO.
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#110 to #108 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
>Sasuke tries to turn dark and edgy and go to Orochimaru
>DIO seals Orochimaru's ass
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User avatar #111 to #110 - tenaciouslee (01/07/2016) [-]
>The Akatsuki try and be weeaboo Illuminati
>DIO stops time and ***** them up with knives.

>Pain tries to kill the Leaf Village
>DIO does it before he can, and kills Pain for thinking he earned the right to destroy the village.

I'd watch DIO: Shippuden.
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#112 to #111 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
GIF
>Kaguya comes and tries to take over The World
>DIO seduces her and makes her his bitch
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User avatar #113 to #112 - tenaciouslee (01/07/2016) [-]
> ******** reasoning brings Naruto back to life
>He tries his dumb huge animal sage ********
>DIO rips off the huge frog legs and beats Naruto half to death with the frog leg.
>DIO then fists the Nine-Tailed Fox to death.

DIO is too manly for Naruto: Shippuden.
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#115 to #113 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
>Hinata tries to confess her love to Naruto before death
>Oh no
>DIO turns Naruto into his minion and makes him watch Hinata get ass-raped
>All the leaf can do is watch because they're weaklings
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#116 to #115 - tenaciouslee (01/07/2016) [-]
>Naruto tries that swirly furry beast form **** with the 4 tails.
>DIO kills him and has him stuffed, mounting him on the Village gates
>DIO turns the hidden leaf village into his own blackjack and hooker kingdom.
>DIO's FW the normies of Naruto think they can step up.
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#117 to #116 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
>Other villages try to help
>Mei gets raped and becomes part of DIO's harem
>Onoki gets killed and his daugter gets DIO'd
>Gaara gets turned into a minion and builds DIO sandcastles
>Raikage gets dunked on and his hoes become DIO's
>Smaller villages immediately surrender



Madara's FW all the good pusi is already ****** up or at DIO's place
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#118 to #117 - tenaciouslee (01/07/2016) [-]
>All of DIO's top cronies become the new Hokages
>The next generation of ninjas now have the best genes, and are born with mad gains
>Madara and his normie crew try and do **** about it
>They can't, though, because ZA WARUDO is too strunk to be dunked
>Madara and his crew get merc'd.
>The entire Naruto universe now doesn't suck.
>Now all ninjas have stands because their bloodline has them.
>Now the dumb ninja fights are a lot cooler.
>Now everything is cooler.
>Today was a good day.
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#119 to #118 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
GIF
>Madara gets butthurt and tries to go dreamworld because he's a loser
>Goes 10 tails , rinnegan , sage of the six paths , all the cards
>DIO goes over-heaven
>Madara ***** pants and tries to run away with Obito's kamui dimension
>Oh no you don't ************
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User avatar #124 to #119 - tenaciouslee (01/07/2016) [-]
>Madara seppukus because he realizes he's not man enough to fight DIO.
>He prepares to die.
>All of a sudden
>KONO DIO DA
>DIO ices Madara.
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#78 - muffincannibal (01/07/2016) [-]
>Cambodia
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#1 - fezzo (01/06/2016) [-]
Guess they got a holiday in Cambodia
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#27 - froggernaught (01/06/2016) [-]
Grown ass adults, or at least teenagers. Old enough to apply for a green card or gotten a passport. This isn't a police state, people can travel here from anywhere in the world as long as they have a passport. They did this to themselves. Don't tell the guy from Homeland security where your from, don't tell the guards where your from, well then perhaps Cambodia is their original home country. Maybe maybe not, if it wasn't then they should have said otherwise.
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User avatar #88 - samoaspider (01/07/2016) [-]
Girl Knows Her Rights Police She Tells Off Border Patrol Police Officer No. Those cunts deserved it. Watch the whole video I posted and re-think your comment.

I couldn't find the video that compiled ~20 vids like this where people got acted like smartasses just because they read few laws they do not understand.

Now imagine that there are thousands of those. (note that the vids are made by retards because border patrol/police always work in pairs in case of need of a witness)


The border patrol are people like you and me. They do they just want to do their job and if there is a big fat queue behind the border because some hippies think they are the smartest things on the planet

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User avatar #122 to #88 - choobe (01/07/2016) [-]
Aaw, she was allowed to go?! This video sucks!
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User avatar #129 to #88 - kaiserdjg ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
The law is simple , if you dont have a VALID reason to detain a person then you as a police officer CANNOT detain a person based on 0 evidence.
people are allowed to get on with thier lives, if there was actual authority behind the actions of the border patrol then these videos would not exist.

I'm all for the police doing there job and people respecting that but these check on random citizens are illegal, you have the right to ******* not get pulled over for doing nothing wrong and not having the police/ border patrol waste your ******* day
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User avatar #132 to #129 - kaiserdjg ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
you see at the end,
officer " what is the purpose of the check"
officer 2 " too attain status"
officer " are you us citizens"
people " were both us citizens "
Officer"ok your free to go"

that is what should have happen right at the start, there was no REASON for detainment
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User avatar #120 to #88 - leonhardt (01/07/2016) [-]
I now understand why cops shoot so many people.
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#121 to #88 - numbertwozeldafan (01/07/2016) [-]
Jesus ******* christ I want to punch the hell out of people like this.
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User avatar #127 to #88 - DevilsCalling ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
she sounds so ******* catty....jesus..i'd snap you can see when he smiles he smiles cuz hes ******* screaming in his mind
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User avatar #10 - iliekcereal (01/06/2016) [-]
>people make my job difficult
>i know, i'll send them to one of the worst countries in the world
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User avatar #99 to #10 - edgecutter (01/07/2016) [-]
As much as I dislike all other Asians, Cambodia is hardly one of the worst countries in the world.

It's just one of the slightly worse parts of South-East Asia.
Now Birma on the other hand...
Or Myanmar if you're a faggot.
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#13 to #10 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
**itskennyandjosh used "*roll picture*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolled image**Illegal immigrants have just as much rights as a dog if they're not a citizen so they don't deserve to get treated good, especially if they knew about this
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User avatar #16 to #13 - iliekcereal (01/06/2016) [-]
they're still people man. no reason to likely send someone to their death just for ***** and giggles
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User avatar #17 to #16 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Barely people, they're just blank useless people with no future to look up to and no past, nobody's gonna care about em so **** them i'm tired of those people, my words are pretty harsh but it's the truth
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User avatar #18 to #17 - iliekcereal (01/06/2016) [-]
get help then. if that's seriously how you feel about some people then you're seriously ****** up
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User avatar #19 to #18 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Well they did a stupid thing and now they're paying for it.
But i would never go to a country illegally, especially since you can get citizenship to the USA easier than some places, it's not like the USA is banning people from being apart of the country which makes their choices even stupider.
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#40 to #19 - failtotheepicpower (01/07/2016) [-]
Look everyone! It's Captain Unrealistic World View!

there are quotas, meaning not everyone can get in. Also, many of the people who we need in the US are the day laborers (farmers, etc) who wouldn't get in through immigration, as we look for white collar professionals (doctors, etc). They don't have the resources to even apply, many times. You cannot fault them for coming to another country to work so that they can send money to their family and make a better life for themselves. Do you somehow have a right to a better life because you were born in a different place than them?
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#35 to #16 - installation (01/07/2016) [-]
Jesus, judging by your reds it looks like there's a bunch of people who have never had to leave mommy's basement.
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User avatar #49 to #35 - iliekcereal (01/07/2016) [-]
barely people. apparently can't accept different opinions either. this website is full of cunts and it genuinely concerns me that some people think like this
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#21 to #10 - Blasphemer (01/06/2016) [-]
At least they will finally learn a valuable lesson that their parents should've taught them: If you are a cunt to other people, they are going to be cunts to you.
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User avatar #22 to #21 - iliekcereal (01/06/2016) [-]
yeah but sending them to cambodia is being a ridiculously unreasonable cunt. that's like brutally killing someone because they called you a loser
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#65 to #22 - peterdivine (01/07/2016) [-]
If you call a serial killer a loser, do no be surprised if he kills you.

If you make life difficult for a border patrol agent and have no country of origin, do not be surprised when he has free reign to deport your bratty ass anywhere on earth.
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#23 to #22 - Blasphemer (01/06/2016) [-]
It's not like they were trown in the middle of dog fights to serve as side dish, they were probably left at airport from where they cried to their parents to come pick them up. Assuming that this story is not full of ****
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#25 to #23 - pjers (01/06/2016) [-]
& lost everything that wouldn't fit in hand luggage, but hey petty revenge is always worth it right?
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#26 to #25 - Blasphemer (01/06/2016) [-]
Maybe they pull their heads out of their asses for once? Enabling them will only make them even more of annoying cunts then they currently are. I see it more like a much needed education rather than petty revenge.
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#30 to #26 - pjers (01/06/2016) [-]
So deport them to canada, they will be woefully underdressed & they will hate it.
This attempt at a rectal craniotomy was initiated by someone suffering the same affliction.

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#50 - donatelo (01/07/2016) [-]
I can reason with someone trying to enforce the law....

But to have this kind of person working border patrol is just asking for bias and abuse of power.
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User avatar #63 to #50 - Sunset (01/07/2016) [-]
it's just a holiday in cambodia. it's tough kid, but it's life
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#52 to #50 - peterdivine (01/07/2016) [-]
**** off, anyone who thinks they can intimidate their way past a border-patrol officer with absolutely no legal standing, precedence, rationale or power whatsoever, deserves whatever happens to them. (Whatever, apparently, is the operative word.) They were rude, they were stupid, and they were irrational, and they got sent to Shee'tohl, Cambodia for their transgressions.
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User avatar #55 to #52 - donatelo (01/07/2016) [-]
They were obviously in the wrong, but they were hardly being rude or assholes or any other thing that merits the border patrol guy being a complete asshole himeself, so much so as going beyond a reasonable punishment.
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#59 to #55 - peterdivine (01/07/2016) [-]
Oh, sure they weren't. I bet they were docile as kittens and twice as cooperative. You know what they sounded like in OP's post?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCozh_vbYdM

You don't send someone to Cambodia on a lark, man, you do it because they are- and I'm quoting the OP here- "screaming some ******** clause about they have the right to travel between countries freely because they're not tied to some quasi NAFTA conspiracy of the North American union." The second they got asked for papers, getting into the U.S. WITHOUT border patrol interference was already a non-possibility, so their only options were doing so with border approval. All they had to do was explain that they had no papers, and volunteer their information from there. They didn't. They fought and belittled the system as much as they possibly could, and their contempt was met in kind.
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#97 to #59 - grimsho (01/07/2016) [-]
I'm only on the first clip in that video and ****** hilarious.
"Is speeding a crime?"
"Can you prove that I'm driving? Am I driving? No, I'm not, I'm travelling."
Like what the **** dude.
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User avatar #64 to #59 - donatelo (01/07/2016) [-]
you are only listening to ops point of view here in determining how they behaved, take into consideration what OP himself said..

>wetbacks
>beaners
>stare at them in disbelief and outright anger
>team laughs (after choosing cambodia)

Couple this, with the fact that he knowingly sent them to the wrong country....you would think that OP would have bias in the way he explained how they behaved.
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#71 to #64 - peterdivine (01/07/2016) [-]
Well, naturally OP's got a bias. It's his story, and the people who have the other viewpoint on it are in no position to deliver one... geographically speaking. We make assumptions on the facts given to us. You want a perfect understanding of the setting before you render a judgment, you're going to be sitting, waiting, and listening for a while.

For that matter, what makes you think OP overreacted? Maybe he's underplaying what sort of frothing "sovereign citizen" insanity these people put him through.
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User avatar #74 to #71 - donatelo (01/07/2016) [-]
obviously OP's have natural bias...but his bias is incredibly obvious, i mean...lets be honest here.

why would he underplay it when he even admitted to him being angered by them? you dont go through all that, meanwhile put them into an underplayed position...yea they were being in the wrong, but for OP to underplay them and overplay himself would not make sense....if you tried this in court, you would do the opposite (overplay them).
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User avatar #114 to #59 - admiralen ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Also love how they go "Your laws dont count on me! YOU CANT DO THAT THATS AGAINST THE LAW! I DO NOT CONSENT!"
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User avatar #109 to #59 - admiralen ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Love how they all start howling "I DO NOT CONSENT!" like they all read the same article
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User avatar #58 to #55 - euskippy (01/07/2016) [-]
>hardly being rude
>Spouting ******** about free citizen
>Refusing to answer any questions
>making the dudes job hard

They brought it on themselves. Don't follow the law, get consequences.
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User avatar #61 to #58 - donatelo (01/07/2016) [-]
Like i said, i can agree with someone enforcing the law...

but sending them to cambodia is excessive and an abuse of power since the borderpatrolmen knew where they came from.
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User avatar #62 to #61 - euskippy (01/07/2016) [-]
Shrug. They don't exist. They have no legal documents. Plus, Cambodia is likely to deny them and ship them off elsewhere again anyway so who the **** cares
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User avatar #66 to #62 - donatelo (01/07/2016) [-]
they have documentation in mexico, therefore should have been sent there...he knowingly knew where they came from, yet sent them to the wrong country completely knowing where they came from.

its excessive and abuse of power.
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User avatar #68 to #66 - euskippy (01/07/2016) [-]
Do they? Because the original post says nothing about that. The fact that they're "from Mexico" is gleaned by the Officer questioning them but that doesn't mean they actually have any documentation there.

In fact. It clearly says Homeland Security interviews and cannot find a single bit of info on them. And straight up tells the guys to "pick a country" which they promptly do.

I'd agree it was an abuse of power if these guys had some kind of documentation anywhere, but they're literally ghosts in the system.
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User avatar #69 to #68 - donatelo (01/07/2016) [-]
it literally says in the opening statement that they were originally from mexico and brought over to the united states from a young age. This means that there is mexican documentation that they were born in that country.

They picked a country and laughed about it later, laughing about already implies they are ******** all over the situation.

they are ghosts in the united states, but highly doubt they were ghosts in their homecountry.
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User avatar #70 to #69 - euskippy (01/07/2016) [-]
This post was also written after the fact. Meaning that if they said they were from Mexico, the guy can believe them and write that. And he gave a valid reason as to why he DIDN'T send them back to Mexico.
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User avatar #72 to #70 - donatelo (01/07/2016) [-]
It was written after the fact, but lets used sterotypes for a second...its highly possible we could pretty much pick out a mexican from a lineup a single mexican and cambodians. choosing cambodia was simply a dick move.

and it was not a valid reason...for the same fact that when you deport an immigrant you dont simply throw them into china when they are from honduras for example.
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User avatar #73 to #72 - euskippy (01/07/2016) [-]
You can when they don't have any paperwork to back up their "Claim of COuntry of Origin." IF they had paperwork in Mexico, they'd have been sent to Mexico. Because that's the law.

They didn't have any paperwork to prove where they were from so they were sent off to wherever.
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User avatar #75 to #73 - donatelo (01/07/2016) [-]
being sent to "wherever" before finding a country of origin doesnt make sense. but even then, it also makes me doubt the story even happened. A person would first be detained for a while before being deported...so its highly unlikely they were not able to identify the country of origin in the meantime.
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#104 to #75 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
JUST **** MY **** UP FAM
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#36 - installation (01/07/2016) [-]
>Know there's very little chance someone is from Cambodia
>Send them there anyway because **** it my life is comfortable and nobody is going to know.

Are these retarded people for trying to enter a country without a passport? Absolutely. But come on, at least send them back where they came from instead of screwing their lives over.
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User avatar #46 to #36 - roninneko (01/07/2016) [-]
But they can't determine "where they came from", and they can't just shuffle illegal aliens back the way they came when you don't know their country of origin. You can't pull the NIMBY principle, especially with Mexico. Can't let them go, can't keep them, so you gotta put them somewhere and hope they make it on their own.
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#47 to #46 - installation (01/07/2016) [-]
The Missile Knows Where It Is...

You can though, or at least the anon was able to since they said that they'd just come back if they sent them to Mexico.

But alright, let's use our brains. You can't determine the country of their origin, but you can determine countries they're not from.These immigrants aren't going to illegally immigrate to Mexico, just to try to go through border patrol and hope Americans are nice enough to let them in. If they were from Cambodia, they'd just go straight to America.

Plus this **** isn't free. It costs money to ship someone to another continent. They are incompetent.
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User avatar #48 to #47 - roninneko (01/07/2016) [-]
But they WERE trying to illegally enter the U.S. Without papers. Which means if they turned around and tried to reenter Mexico, they'd be illegally entering Mexico. Without papers.

The issue here is not the direction from which they came. The issue is the lack of papers, or identification of any kind. On paper, they didn't exist. No birth certificates, drivers licenses, health insurance, credit cards, nothing.

And they already KNOW they're not from Cambodia. They're bureaucrats, not morons. They had to deport them - they couldn't keep them - so they picked a country that would minimize the probability that they'd ever show up at a U.S. border ever again. End of story. Deal with it once, and never worry about it again.
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User avatar #51 to #48 - donatelo (01/07/2016) [-]
it litterally says that they were born in mexico, therefore there is identification for them being born in mexico.
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User avatar #53 to #51 - Kannas (01/07/2016) [-]
No, it says that there was no information on them, and they had to get someone from Homeland Security to question them to get their life story. If you don't cooperate with authority, authority is not going to cooperate with you.
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User avatar #54 to #53 - donatelo (01/07/2016) [-]
uhhh...you do realize the he meant through the united states right? Of course a united states government worker isnt going to have access on another countries documentation (such as birth certificates). it states " they were originally from mexico, but brought to the united states at a young age".
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User avatar #56 to #54 - Kannas (01/07/2016) [-]
Yes, he meant the Homeland Security guy had to pry that out of them after they refused to comment twice already. It doesn't change what I'm saying.
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User avatar #57 to #56 - donatelo (01/07/2016) [-]
it does actually....it means that they knew where they were coming from, yet sent them to a different country than that of which they came from. This is obviously an abuse, and misuse of power.
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User avatar #60 to #57 - Kannas (01/07/2016) [-]
>But they still have no paperwork. Nothing whatsoever not even finger prints or dental records.

It's entirely possible that people living so under the radar that they have no papers, despite living in the country for many years, don't have birth certificates in their country of origin. If their place of origin cannot be determined, border patrol will send them somewhere they will not cause issue again. Word of mouth with no physical proof combined with the fact that they were uncooperative means they're going wherever the big bad border patrol officer feels like sending them.

If you're going to break the law, don't flaunt it in front of the people who can punish you for it.
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User avatar #67 to #60 - donatelo (01/07/2016) [-]
My dad was a poor farmer from a different country, in a small town that just 10 years ago had only one "town telephone". and the government had documentation of his birth.

I highly doubt hipsters driving a fiat would be so under the radar in their homecountry that they have no documentation. OP litterally said himself he knew they came from mexico, yet shipped him eslewhere.

like i said, i can reason with enforcing the law...but this is an obvious abuse and misuse of power.
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User avatar #77 to #67 - Vegeto (01/07/2016) [-]
"OP litterally said himself he knew they came from mexico"

Yes, as in they were coming from the direction of Mexico, not that their country of origin is Mexico. There's a very distinct difference.

As was said earlier, they were trying to illegally enter the U.S. Without papers. Which means if they turned around and tried to reenter Mexico, they'd be illegally entering Mexico. Without papers.
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User avatar #79 to #77 - donatelo (01/07/2016) [-]
no. read it again,it says they were originally brought from mexico when they were kids. its in the black text at the top.

they have papers from mexico, it says they were originally from there in the same quote im referencing to.
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User avatar #80 to #79 - Vegeto (01/07/2016) [-]
If they have papers from Mexico, then they have a known Country of Origin that would have been found by Homeland Security or told by the immigrants themselves.

That means the second half of the story couldn't have happened, because by law they would have to be sent to Mexico, not file paperwork to send them somewhere that is different from their Country of Origin.
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User avatar #81 to #80 - donatelo (01/07/2016) [-]
That's why i started to doubt the story all together.
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#6 - LordBlackforest ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
What happens if you deport them to a nice place, the kind of place people would sneak into? Like say i pull this **** with Germany and they deport me to America, am i now a US citizen? How else might one abuse this power for personal gain?
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#9 to #6 - turbanmasher (01/06/2016) [-]
I imagine the receiving country still has to accept them. If not they get shipped off elsewhere.
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#39 - numbmind ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
**numbmind used "*roll picture*"**
**numbmind rolled image**I simply don't feel bad no matter what happens to them, they know what they're doing is wrong, yet the ************* do it anyway.
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#34 - malifauxdeux (01/07/2016) [-]
**** this though. I've heard more white "Libertarians" spout nonsense about "I'm a free inhabitant of the earth!" "I'm not a state citizen!" than anyone else. This being the first time I've heard of anyone else doing it, and this almost definitely didn't happen.
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User avatar #89 to #34 - lieutenantderp (01/07/2016) [-]
"white libertarians" won't act like retards in front of BP officers
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#90 to #89 - malifauxdeux (01/07/2016) [-]
Oh, so the videos I've seen of white dudes getting all uppity in routine traffic stops to the point where the police have to smash in their windows and drag them out of the car were figments of my imagination? In fact, one of them was a truck driver being pulled over because he was crossing the border and failed to stop at a weigh station, so they had to stop him and check for people in the back. Oh wait, I forgot, that didn't happen because the great leutenantderp said it didn't.
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#131 - analbuttfuck (01/07/2016) [-]
Cambodia is actually quite a nice place, well some parts of it is, the capital Phnom Penh is not one of those parts.
I felt a bit home sick when I got to Siem Reap and felt like some Western food and asked for cheese on toast for breakfast, what I received was, unique.
I appreciate the inclusion of other foods that are not traditional to the country on the menu, something that reoccurred most countries I visited, but this was something I did not expect.
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User avatar #126 - scowler (01/07/2016) [-]
And now those people are probably enjoying themselves in Cambodia.
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User avatar #86 - kieranbaker (01/07/2016) [-]
Everytime I listen to "Holiday in Cambodia" I get reminded that college educated cunts never change. Seriously, the accuracy of the lyrics are terrifying.
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#128 - myjunk (01/07/2016) [-]
Meanwhile in Germany if you don't have paperwork you can't get deported because they can't determine the place of origin or whatever.
That's why many immigrants/refugees destroy their passports.
That way they become less likely to get a proper residence permit [?] but can't get deported either.
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User avatar #123 - improbable (01/07/2016) [-]
he tells you about some conspiracy thing then later you and your friends at work deport them to cambodia(while you are laughing because its so funny)

who needs a conspiracy?
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#91 - willindor (01/07/2016) [-]
I got this version with more text
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