Anon suggests how to commit suicide
Anonymous I 729890123 Ihr, ago
this one' s easy op.
a plane ticket to Baltimore ()
some rope ()
bbuy a ticket to the 400 level (815)
went a somewhat cute looking hooker and bring her to
the game ()
smake sure you' re both wearing lots of orioles schwa's
sait way up top in the front row of the 400 section.
nobody buys those tickets so you and your hooker friend
will be alone.
sensually tie the rope around the front of the grandstand
hooker asks what youre doing, say shut the fuck
up yours a hooker nobody cares what you think
we the other end around your neck
sat the tth inning start dancing and kissing her
sget on the "kiss cam" when they put you on the
jumbotron screen in center field
aas soon as you' re on the screen, hurl yourself over
the front and hang yourself infant of 20, 000 fans and
millions watching at home