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am English class, tth grade
******* old bat teacher
keeps trying to push the ******* curriculum on us in stupid ways
Tupac was a poet, guys! Now mad Peel"
everyone laughs, myself included
sshe gets mad, threatens us with bringing in her "thug son" to beat us up
everyone stops, actually believing her
he continue to laugh, incapable of giving a **** at this point
sshe gets so upset with me she leaves the mere for a minute
ggo en her computer and leek fer as much porn fat guys as I could
ornage a terrified face and minimize it as part of keikaku
sshe brings in the dean, complaining about how we' re a bunch of assholes
sshe sits at her computer, angry, as dean glares at all of us
sshe looks shocked as she (i assume) ewes up the tab
Mean notices and walks ever
What the hell are you looking at?"
it wasn' t me, it must' been the kids!"
rushes us out and interrogates us on what we did
nobody actually knows what' s on the computer but me, meaning that nobody could technically snitch
Heme kids must have said they saw me touch the computer
Mean asks me
l was gonna play a prank on her but then I saw all these weird pictures and got scared."
Nobody denies the horrified face I made at the computer that day
Never see english teacher again
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#8 - anon (07/22/2014) [-]
Aw man, I was in that thread yesterday. Funnyjunk can enjoy a repost.
User avatar #9 to #8 - goldenleaf (07/22/2014) [-]
that is absolutely horrifying jesus christ
#26 to #8 - unclewalrus ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Thank **** I don't own consoles.
#59 to #8 - anon (07/23/2014) [-]
and then the guy burned his house down to get rid of them
User avatar #30 to #8 - EdwardNigma (07/23/2014) [-]
Merciful **** I am horrified, but at the same time, thats so ******* cool.
User avatar #37 to #8 - theseventhmirror (07/23/2014) [-]
I'm still gonna get a Wii U.
#41 to #8 - anon (07/23/2014) [-]
Excellent repost anon. That was awesome!
#45 to #8 - dogziller (07/23/2014) [-]
goddamm what the 			****		 dude. i am now scared of even stepping away from my desk. what the 			****		 man. what. the. 			****		.
goddamm what the **** dude. i am now scared of even stepping away from my desk. what the **** man. what. the. **** .
#32 to #8 - toguro (07/23/2014) [-]
Oh **** that - I'm not an arachnophobe but I ******* am now
#27 - whatugawkinat (07/22/2014) [-]
> Went to private Christian (not Catholic) school for 11 years   
> Rewind to 3rd grade   
> Have new students   
> Family from like India or some 			****		   
> Didn't stay long (maybe a year)   
> Older bro and sis in my class, the others were in like kindergarten.   
> Class outside playing kickball in parking lot   
> Me and weird foreign chick end up distracted    
> Peek behind parked school bus to see kids in other class having fun in playground   
> Look at her   
> Kindacute.jpeg   
> Ask her to show me her tits   
> Has none, but who cares I was young and didn't know the dif.   
> Pulls up my shirt to show her mine   
   
MFW looking back at how stupid I was  guys dont have tits   but goes to show how much sex talk is forbidden and repressed in fundamentalist christian life
> Went to private Christian (not Catholic) school for 11 years
> Rewind to 3rd grade
> Have new students
> Family from like India or some ****
> Didn't stay long (maybe a year)
> Older bro and sis in my class, the others were in like kindergarten.
> Class outside playing kickball in parking lot
> Me and weird foreign chick end up distracted
> Peek behind parked school bus to see kids in other class having fun in playground
> Look at her
> Kindacute.jpeg
> Ask her to show me her tits
> Has none, but who cares I was young and didn't know the dif.
> Pulls up my shirt to show her mine

MFW looking back at how stupid I was guys dont have tits but goes to show how much sex talk is forbidden and repressed in fundamentalist christian life
User avatar #64 to #27 - hoponthefeelstrain (07/23/2014) [-]
you were in 3rd grade... doesn't prove much...
I mean I agree with you because right now at 18 my mom freaks out when I even mention a male's name because she's super christian when she wants to be, but in 3rd grade idk seems like a reasonable level of stupid.
User avatar #19 - konysugandanbitch (07/22/2014) [-]
As a teacher you really shouldn't call your students assholes. It makes the school look bad for having some one who can't handle bad kids work in a place fully occupied by kids.
User avatar #10 - richardastley (07/22/2014) [-]
The **** is "keikaku"?
User avatar #13 to #10 - elynichujy (07/22/2014) [-]
face full of kiks.
User avatar #14 to #10 - shmochra (07/22/2014) [-]
Keikaku means plan.
User avatar #17 to #14 - richardastley (07/22/2014) [-]
Is it a commonly known term?
User avatar #46 to #17 - killerliquid (07/23/2014) [-]
Just something that went around because of a **** subgroup subbing Death Note

not commonly known
#15 to #10 - shmochra (07/22/2014) [-]
Reference to this picture.
#16 to #10 - kombee (07/22/2014) [-]
It means "plan". I believe it's japanese, and the use of it became popular because of a Deth Note translation
User avatar #18 to #16 - richardastley (07/22/2014) [-]
Ah. Thanks.
User avatar #34 to #16 - theseventhmirror (07/23/2014) [-]
There is literally no reason for that to not be translated.
User avatar #48 to #34 - kombee (07/23/2014) [-]
Which is exactly why it's so bizar and unnecassarily weird. So bizar that it is in fact kinda funny (for some).
User avatar #54 - schneidend (07/23/2014) [-]
But, Tupac was a poet.
User avatar #3 - schmuxy (07/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's a bit of a dick move
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#5 to #4 - iidonteven (07/22/2014) [-]
To a teacher that threatens students with violence for not sharing the same opinion?
To a teacher that threatens students with violence for not sharing the same opinion?
User avatar #6 to #5 - shadowkingdr (07/22/2014) [-]
why did you reply to yourself then delete your own comment?
User avatar #7 to #6 - felicidefangfan (07/22/2014) [-]
the image probably didn't finish uploading the first time?
User avatar #12 to #7 - shadowkingdr (07/22/2014) [-]
then why reply to yourself
#23 to #12 - anon (07/22/2014) [-]
jesus dude why keep asking the same question? o.O like it matters....
User avatar #25 to #23 - shadowkingdr (07/22/2014) [-]
i must know
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User avatar #21 to #20 - schwerdaddy (07/22/2014) [-]
yeah, what a silly thing to do
#39 to #6 - iidonteven (07/23/2014) [-]
Yeah sorry, gif didn't finish uploading and didn't want to put it in two parts because it'd look like I'm thumbwhoring or something. Replied to myself straight away so he'd see it anyway.
User avatar #44 to #39 - shadowkingdr (07/23/2014) [-]
there we go a straight answer, thank you
User avatar #35 to #5 - saxtasticnick (07/23/2014) [-]
Seriously, you shouldn't threaten anyone, let alone kids, with violence for anything, especially for opinions. I know I wouldn't want that woman around my kids if I had any.
#40 to #5 - anon (07/23/2014) [-]
He ruined some ones life because they spoke words he didn't care for, he's the more horrible of the two.
#65 to #40 - lub (07/23/2014) [-]
>spoke words he didnt care for
User avatar #60 to #3 - playerdous (07/23/2014) [-]
Yep, kids are assholes and people are so protective of their kids that they don't realize what spastic little demons they're raising.
#24 to #3 - anon (07/22/2014) [-]
Stop whiteknighting you dumb cunt
#66 to #22 - anon (08/05/2014) [-]
sazuki salmon is a faggot
User avatar #50 - jamessevensix (07/23/2014) [-]
this is so stupid cancer just caught AIDS from it.
User avatar #62 to #50 - thetruemexcalibur (07/23/2014) [-]
So edgy I just cut myself.
User avatar #55 to #50 - kibbleking (07/23/2014) [-]
failtroll
#58 to #55 - nuclearkitteh (07/23/2014) [-]
I believe you may find this helpful.
User avatar #28 - brainrot (07/22/2014) [-]
FAKE AS **** CANT BELIEVE PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK THIS IS TRUE, ******* MORONS
User avatar #61 to #28 - thetruemexcalibur (07/23/2014) [-]
For the best experience on 4chin, throw your suspension of disbelief out the window.Don't read a greentext and think "Wait, that doesn't make sense."Just laugh your ass off.
User avatar #33 to #28 - neoexdeath ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
Simpsons isn't real and that **** is hilarious.
User avatar #63 to #33 - thetruemexcalibur (07/23/2014) [-]
Simpsons isn't real and that **** was hilarious.
FTFY
User avatar #42 to #28 - skelearmor (07/23/2014) [-]
who said we believe it? we just want to and thats why its gr8 m8
#43 to #42 - wrexshepard (07/23/2014) [-]
I don't come here for real legit 			****		. I come here for lols.
I don't come here for real legit **** . I come here for lols.
User avatar #29 to #28 - icollectraresbro (07/23/2014) [-]
Gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8 and @ this st8 youll get h8
User avatar #57 - Nekatroz (07/23/2014) [-]
Someday, I will find the funny, and that day will be great, I will tell my children, and my children children, and so on, and on.
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User avatar #47 - whereistherumgone (07/23/2014) [-]
******** if they looked at the history log they could see the page loaded at the same time she'd been to fetch the dean (whatever the **** that is)
User avatar #51 to #47 - iceangel (07/23/2014) [-]
You really think these teachers know how to do that. My teachers in college still have the hardest time turning the computer on.
User avatar #52 to #51 - whereistherumgone (07/23/2014) [-]
You should probably go to a different college in that case because that's not normal.
User avatar #53 to #52 - iceangel (07/23/2014) [-]
The ones that don't know how to are like 80 something. They get slack
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