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i I Anonymous 05/ 06/ 15( Wed) 20: 04: 18 '
sele me
year at catholic highschool
sthere' s this one kid who nobody talks to and talks to nobody
Must sits and reads mime on his ipad all day
its theology class
skid is browsing anione as usual
sme and friends are pretty sure has autistic
sickology teacher starts chapter on how porn is bad
ibored as ****
pstart looking at anione kid is reading
spretty hard because he keeps his ipad angled away from eberyone
wwtf
smfw its actually a sombre hentai story
ethnology teacher going on about how porn corrupts your soul
skid starts tapping
speacher notices
stuarts yelling at kid
skid looks him dead in the eye and starts rubbing it faster
exe
come in to get him
son the way out he makes the biggest creampie We ever seen and lets out a guttural roar
ethnology teacher tired of his ******* job, these kids won' t accept jaws into their hearts
stalks out of the building with his stuff
Meyer see him again

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#3 - penileburglar (05/07/2015) [-]

With the MASSIVE amount of porn both shared and consumed by the average 4chan patron, how on *earth* could someone greentexting not know the difference between a creampie and a regular cumshot?

#34 to #3 - imjared ONLINE (05/07/2015) [-]

check the date
this is what has become of the former paradise of internet freedom

#13 to #3 - mienkampf (05/07/2015) [-]

4chan isn't what it used to be

+36

#17 - conorpadraic (05/07/2015) [-]

Let's play "spot the kid who doesn't know what a creampie is".

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#4 - iwillrulenorway (05/07/2015) [-]

he made a creampie, by masturbating?

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#5 - ygdosst (05/07/2015) [-]

To all the people thinking this isn't real because he used the word "creampie" wrong:
He's in a school that has a ******* Theology course. That means he lives is the town of ******* in the middle of the Bible Belt. You think he's going to have any kind of decent education? Much less sexEd?

Southern Schools are ******* abhorrent. And people act out in rebellion to their ******** like this all the time.

The only reason I know what hole girls pee from is because I had the realisation that I may have a daughter one day and need to know, so I googled it.
Whaddya know, a few years later I have a little sister and I was the only one who was able to guess she had a bladder infection from the pain she described. Abd from wiping the wrong way.
There are GROWN ******* MEN down here -WITH DAUGHTERS- that don't understand basic female hygeine or anatomy.

So yeah, this is not only possible. This is very, very likely.
Public masturbation at my old high school was a bad issue, there was literally circles of people that would discuss "tactics" during lunch.
They were known as the Jerk Mafia because they would find ways to get it into other people's textbooks inside you booksack/locker without you knowing how.

****** up **** happens when you repress people sexually.

#21 to #5 - ashadowguy (05/07/2015) [-]

its true it sucks here

#50 to #5 - anon (05/08/2015) [-]

He's still on 4chan.

Have you ever *been* on 4chan? It's hard to make it to the point where you know how to properly write a greentext and not have consumed enough porn to know that word.

You also don't pick up a word like 'creampie' at *all* if you're completely lacking that kind of education. You'd just call it semen / ejaculate if you knew how to describe it at all.

There's also private schools in virtually every state that have theology courses.

#47 to #5 - murpmurp ONLINE (05/07/2015) [-]

But that isnt true though. I've been in Georgia for all of my life, and have never seen
A. a theology course
B. public masturbation (thank ******* god)
c. Schools with no sex ed classes (seriously im in a small town and we had one in 6th grade, and a simple one in 5th)
D. how the **** DIDN'T you know where people pee from?

#14 to #5 - mienkampf (05/07/2015) [-]

>>#13

#33 to #5 - demastrix (05/07/2015) [-]

+1 for that beautiful last line.
You put your thumb on the hose, and it sprays eeeeeeverywhere.

#39 to #5 - dangler ONLINE (05/07/2015) [-]

Lived in the South for a great portion of my life and I guarantee you that level of ignorance is a very small minority.

#51 to #39 - murpmurp ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]

yeah, thats kinda ******** , litterally nothing he said isnt a thing here where i am

#52 to #51 - dangler ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]

Dog, I've been all over the South and have friends from several different states. I have heard absolutely nothing about schools that did not have mandatory sex education. Not even Christian private schools. I have heard about parents who willfully wish to keep their kids ignorant, but these are few and far between.

#53 to #52 - murpmurp ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]

Uh, in Georgia its mandatory.

#54 to #53 - dangler ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]

Wait, so are you agreeing with me, or the other guy?

#55 to #54 - murpmurp ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]

i disagree with him
but where i am sex ed is mandatory
so
neither but you i agree with moreso than him

#56 to #55 - dangler ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]

I was saying it's mandatory pretty much everywhere in the South..

#57 to #56 - murpmurp ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]

oh
i just misread then
i agree with you

#48 to #5 - catpisseverdeen (05/08/2015) [-]

I didn't learn until I was 18 that girls had two holes...

#49 to #48 - catpisseverdeen (05/08/2015) [-]

In their vagina, I mean.

#9 to #5 - anon (05/07/2015) [-]

www.alec.org/publications/report-card-on-american-education/
Meh, seems like the black heavy southern states, like South Carolina, are the most affected.
But going from Texas to California, in Texas we called the muscle the "gastrocnemius" in 6th grade science. In California, we referred to it as the cap muscle. In high school biology.

#15 to #5 - anon (05/07/2015) [-]

People pay for their students to go to Catholic schools. Of course there is a theology course, but they are also the cheapest private schools you can send your kid to. Also, most "bible belters" in the south are protestants. Catholics live generally up north, in south florida, and other places where there are a lot of italian/irish/spanish people. There is no way you know this is a southern school. Growing up Catholic, I hated the "bible belters" and protestants too. You should know that most Catholics are not like this. Not all Christians are the same, and get off your high horse.

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#16 to #15 - anon (05/07/2015) [-]

You send your kid to Catholic school, and your kid will be taught Catholic doctrine, as well as all other subjects by the best teachers/nuns. Your kid will be around much less riff-raff, and will go on to a great college if he takes advantage. This is not some "Southern" backwoods school.

#30 to #16 - cloakndagger (05/07/2015) [-]

Problem is, many parents send their kids to Catholic school because they're tired of their kid getting in trouble. The kid goes to Catholic school, and surprise, is still a **** up, is still a slut, is still a disrespectful little ***** , is still having whatever major malfunction they started out with.

So the logic behind "I'll send my kid to a Christian school so they're around GOOD influences." is just retarded.

I had a friend that was pulled out of school to go to a Catholic school. She got pregnant at 17. At a Catholic school. Hue.

#18 to #16 - anon (05/07/2015) [-]

And catholic schools do teach real sex ed, "penis", "vagina," and all of that. They do teach that porn is bad. I tend to agree, given that it causes expectations that are too high in the bedroom, and can lead to impotency if one keeps watching more and more depraved stuff to get off, but then returns to his lover who gives him the same stuff. I'm not saying I don't watch it on occasion, but I am saying that some people can go overboard.

#6 to #5 - thedutchs (05/07/2015) [-]

Pretty sure that a decent amount of inbreeding in your area might have also had an effect.

#8 to #5 - thegamegestapo (05/07/2015) [-]

Praise internet anonymity.

Your town sounds weird as hell. Thank you for educating.

#11 to #5 - lazyboredom ONLINE (05/07/2015) [-]

" ****** up **** happens when you repress people sexually."

Just look at Japan.

#31 to #5 - cloakndagger (05/07/2015) [-]

Lost my **** at 'Jerk Mafia.'

#40 to #5 - buttseckss (05/07/2015) [-]

People in the Bible Belt hate Catholics, but good try.

#43 to #5 - shieeetposter (05/07/2015) [-]

I was nodding my head in agreement until Jerk Mafia

mfw

#22 - rollingpicture (05/07/2015) [-]

**rollingpicture used "*roll picture*"**
**rollingpicture rolled image**

You know, it might be nothing, but I a tiny teensy bit of a feeling

That this is ******** .

#23 to #22 - jamesten [OP](05/07/2015) [-]

totallytito

+24

#24 to #22 - totallytito ONLINE (05/07/2015) [-]

Heard you've been talking coconuts,
my friend.

#25 to #24 - rollingpicture (05/07/2015) [-]

**rollingpicture used "*roll picture*"**
**rollingpicture rolled image**

The roll gods have summoned you for a necessary quest.

You must photoshop your face on to this!

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#26 to #25 - totallytito ONLINE (05/07/2015) [-]

Something of equal value must be sacrificed

#28 to #26 - rollingpicture (05/07/2015) [-]

You have done well. As a reward, please retrieve your face and live in green thumbs.

#29 to #28 - totallytito ONLINE (05/07/2015) [-]

Hahah! It's back!

#27 to #25 - totallytito ONLINE (05/07/2015) [-]

Oh, right...

#7 - distortedflare ONLINE (05/07/2015) [-]

********

#38 - dangler ONLINE (05/07/2015) [-]

I love made-up greeny word stories as much as the next guy, but this one is horribly, obviously made up and not particularly funny

#1 - anon (05/07/2015) [-]

Does anyone really believe this ******** ? I mean, most of the greentext stories are made up anyway, but at least there are some good and believable ones...but this **** it utterly nonsense written by some 12 year old kid who probably got his first hair on his balls recently and doesnt know the meaning of a "creampie".

#19 to #1 - sherlockbatman ONLINE (05/07/2015) [-]

**sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"**
**sherlockbatman rolled image**
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

#42 - altairibnlaahad (05/07/2015) [-]

Of all the things that didn't happen, that didn't happen the most.

#20 - PenguinsOfMars (05/07/2015) [-]

did you really put a link to the thread as a source? do you know how 4chan works? archive is a cool guy, eh save thread and doesn't afraid of anything