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Ll Anonymous (( yesd) 19: 23: 05 No. 644104344 F
bbe me
High school, betafag
won' t harm any friends, so I just chill in the library eatery day
pone day new kid transfers to my school, Mexican beiberfag
mmake friends with him cause he' s beta too
Hang out with him all year: get really close
mmake fun of him for being a wetbacks he doesn' t care
ffind out he' s a pyromaniac
alights eeverything he can on fire
roflwut but don' t really care cause he' s chill
pone night at the end of the year he calls me at night
Him gonna set the warehouse on tth street on fire, come with me anon"
Hell him no, I' m not insane
we says whatever, hangs up
won' t think much of it, he' s cooky but he' s not a madman
meat day watching local news
warehouse on tth caught aflame last night, charred body found inside"
we isn' t at school that day
Mums out he did it and accidentally burned to death
mmfw Jesus died for arsons
underrated) 1 ll

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Submitted:	10/01/2015

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#4 - imjared (10/01/2015) [-]

he actually did it

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#2 - hoodini (10/01/2015) [-]

It always surprises me just how much effort they put it to making a joke like that.

#35 to #2 - obviousxplains (10/02/2015) [-]

believe me man I know:

/Long+but+worth+it/funny-pictures/5696080/

#42 to #35 - hoodini (10/02/2015) [-]

Yep, the second I clicked the link I remembered the whole story, you already got me once, you ain't gonna get me again. But good job if you came up with that all on your own.

#24 to #2 - xdiabolicx (10/02/2015) [-]

Best way to make any joke with a punchline. Start at punchline, work your way back till you have a completed joke.

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#8 - scandalouszander ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]

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#3 - quilathe (10/01/2015) [-]

Did anyone else think of Napoleon Dynamite after the first 4 lines or so

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#13 - demandred (10/01/2015) [-]

This is the best kind of greentext! More!

#36 to #13 - lamentation (10/02/2015) [-]

I ******* kekked

#18 to #13 - anon (10/02/2015) [-]

Cool story bro!

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#15 to #13 - yomamafatasfuck (10/01/2015) [-]

You ************ , took me a second.

#16 to #13 - guitarassassin (10/02/2015) [-]

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#14 to #13 - demandred (10/01/2015) [-]

#22 to #14 - gerfox (10/02/2015) [-]

Oh gee

#19 to #14 - ogthegreat (10/02/2015) [-]

Why haven't any of you faggots explained the joke yet?

#25 to #19 - anon (10/02/2015) [-]

I'm assuming it was a feel moment so the last line is "hold onto that fee Ling", or otherwise "hold on to that feeling".. Then again Im drunk af so I may be wrong lol..

#28 to #25 - GrAdYmEx (10/02/2015) [-]

that explanation was kindly provided to you by this specific drunk who forgot to sign in lol

#27 to #25 - ogthegreat (10/02/2015) [-]

I'm talking about the green text that I replied to. The ending to the OP is a Journey reference.

#33 to #27 - SemiAnon (10/02/2015) [-]

Beatles song, "Yellow Submarine"

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#20 to #19 - oldflattop ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]

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#1 - chimayor (10/01/2015) [-]

**chimayor used "*roll picture*"**
**chimayor rolled image** Holy **** , that was good

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#7 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]

>Be me
>Go to 4chan on phone yesterday
>Get distracted for a bit
>Check phone again and see this thread on the front page
>Cant read the ending

>MFW oh well ill just read it on FJ tomorrow.

#10 - milvus (10/01/2015) [-]

I dont get it :/

#26 to #10 - anon (10/02/2015) [-]

I'm assuming it was a feel moment so the last line is "hold onto that fee Ling", or otherwise "hold on to that feeling".. Then again Im drunk af so I may be wrong lol..

#30 to #10 - GrAdYmEx (10/02/2015) [-]

that explanation was kindly provided to you by this specific drunk who forgot to sign in lol

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#11 to #10 - yooisa (10/01/2015) [-]

Jesus died for our sins

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#17 to #11 - anon (10/02/2015) [-]

Good for him. Still doesn't explain the joke.

#21 to #17 - thesunpraiser (10/02/2015) [-]

Troll or tard, the world may never know.

#29 to #21 - dmkstarstar (10/02/2015) [-]

Usually I'd say troll but in this case I have to say tard.
Could be both on the other hand though.

#9 - alpako (10/01/2015) [-]

**alpako used "*roll picture*"**
**alpako rolled image**took me 10 seconds to get it

#6 - pikachustolemybike (10/01/2015) [-]

**pikachustolemybike used "*roll picture*"**
**pikachustolemybike rolled image** I'm impressed. That was pretty good.

#5 - kikx (10/01/2015) [-]

#41 - mastercolossus (10/02/2015) [-]

Click to show spoiler

**mastercolossus used "*roll picture*"**
**mastercolossus rolled image**0/10.
i could tell it was going to be stupid.

#40 - themassivefail (10/02/2015) [-]

#39 - whomadewho (10/02/2015) [-]

**whomadewho used "*roll picture*"**
**whomadewho rolled image** what jesus died for

#38 - popnotes (10/02/2015) [-]

praise jebus

#37 - grifi ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]

There are alot of underappreciated writers on 4chan. Some of these stroies are golden.

#34 - lamentation (10/02/2015) [-]

10/10 Jesus

#32 - swimmingprodigy (10/02/2015) [-]

reading the first few lines I thought it was summarizing Napoleon Dynamite

#31 - catx (10/02/2015) [-]

**catx used "*roll picture*"**
**catx rolled image** be fag with no life
make up story about how you stood up to hatted sister's friend
post on four chan.
get gay amount of respect.
realize that internet respect equals nothing.
cry at pc and masturbate to mommy porn.