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Anon plants a booby trap

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In I o
greentxt time
3 be me at age El
3 always hung cut amend weeds by
wherei grew up
3 thee ght i was tee peel fer the playc mend
3 ene day decide "" the
playc mum' s sand hex
3 dig (Y diameter hole gettem of sand
3 gather epic trap supplies fmm weeds
3 lay near grid cf meg. thin sticks en top of hole
3 weave giant fem leaves en tap of sticks
3 delicately {sever with sand again
3 disasterpiece. jpg
3 hang out en swing, waiting fer victims
3 get impatient and go home
3 go to playground next day
3 group of mem' s circling my now broken trap
3 ene cf their young has fallen in. victory is mine
3 hear them say "a child couldn‘ t have Ilene this"
3 "must have been some leser teenagers"
3 realize i' m a god damn evil genius at the age of El
3 mm
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Submitted: 01/03/2016
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#2 - confusticated (01/03/2016) [-]
And here I thought the victim was gonna have a broken leg or something.
#14 to #2 - theydontlikeu (01/03/2016) [-]
no one said he didnt.
#13 to #2 - lolfacejimmy (01/03/2016) [-]
There's a version where the kid that fell in broke his arm
User avatar #1 - misternobodie (01/03/2016) [-]
That kid must be a level 8 bounty hunter specialized in set traps.
#5 - secretzx (01/03/2016) [-]
This is where he got his skills from
#62 to #5 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
User avatar #64 to #62 - zombieloan ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
didnt log in goddamnit
User avatar #63 to #62 - childpls (01/04/2016) [-]
now lad whats it from
#9 to #5 - renacava ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
User avatar #28 to #9 - tollund (01/03/2016) [-]
That aint a trap, thats just a straight up lil boy
#31 to #28 - renacava ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
a cute one
User avatar #37 to #31 - tollund (01/03/2016) [-]
ghey
#41 to #37 - renacava ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
#44 to #41 - furiousmarshmellow (01/03/2016) [-]
Damn mangas and their right-to-left schemes.
User avatar #61 to #44 - garaichu (01/04/2016) [-]
I instinctively started from the the right.

What's WRONG with me
#45 to #42 - renacava ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
#34 to #9 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
Come on man, the next thing you are probably going to try to tell us, is that Bridget from GG is a guy...
User avatar #39 to #34 - renacava ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
double posted there m8
User avatar #68 to #9 - vorarephilia (01/04/2016) [-]
yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
#33 to #9 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
Come on man, the next thing you are probably going to try to tell us, is that Bridget from GG is a guy...
User avatar #35 to #33 - tollund (01/03/2016) [-]
What the **** is wrong with your picture
#38 to #35 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
Google dun ****** it up.
#20 - ricobendimez ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
When I was living in Germany, I was about 10 or so, I did this all the time. One time it proved to be useful as the kid that liked to bully me came along to "play" with my friend and me. He started pushing and shoving us, then some name calling, and a chase ensued. I jumped over my trap in the sandpit and the ******* , while sprinting after us, fell in and snapped his leg at the knee. His screams made me happy, but it also made us panicked so we bolted. About half an hour later cops show up at our door. No charges were filed, but we weren't allowed in the park after that and he never messed with us again.

I did my best to illustrate. paint skills out of this world
User avatar #30 to #20 - jouten (01/03/2016) [-]
It's actually pretty important if you were already 10 or not. In germany until the age of 10 you can't legally be held responsible for negligent actions like digging a hole and having another one snap his leg in it.

#32 to #30 - ricobendimez ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
Welp, I can't recall for sure. I know I was there for two and I half years and turned 11 at some point during that time. I can't recall for sure the age.
User avatar #36 to #32 - jouten (01/03/2016) [-]
Not like it matters anymore, but yeah the reason why there were no charges were probably because they would hold absolutely no ground in court.
#40 to #36 - ricobendimez ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
Some time later, like right before I moved before the end of the school year, his mom ran over that same leg backing out of her drive way. Pretty sure she got hit with some negligence charges for sure. I miss Germany.
#48 to #36 - theydontlikeu (01/03/2016) [-]
well, they couldve still gone after the parents without any problem.
User avatar #49 to #48 - jouten (01/03/2016) [-]
You'd need to prove that the parents violated their duty of supervision, but it's pretty easy to prove that you didn't know your kid was digging too deep holes in a sandbox
User avatar #69 to #49 - vorarephilia (01/04/2016) [-]
>you didn't know your kid was digging too deep holes in a sandbox

is that not the entire point of child supervision?
#51 to #49 - theydontlikeu (01/03/2016) [-]
fair enough.
#26 to #20 - saystupidstuff (01/03/2016) [-]
GIF
Hurting bad people makes you feel good.
#19 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
an evil child
#21 to #19 - thickfingers (01/03/2016) [-]
**** forgot to login, please redirect all your thumbs here
User avatar #29 to #21 - vbui (01/03/2016) [-]
well, you got thumbs..
User avatar #22 to #21 - valverde (01/03/2016) [-]
No
#59 to #21 - locnex ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
**** wrong account, please redirect all your thumbs here
User avatar #52 to #21 - thickfingers (01/03/2016) [-]
Guys why are you doing this? I made the joke!
User avatar #54 to #52 - daniboyi (01/03/2016) [-]
because one thing is to accidentally post an image and then say 'forgot to log in' and accept your mistake.
You are basically being a thumb-whore on the equal level of most Facebook addicted teenagers.
'plese gib thumbs to this comment instead! I need them!'
#66 to #54 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
b-b-b-but PLS lik in imgur leddit n fazebook ITs impoertahnt!! i need my THUMBS N KARMA!!! i rly want sum POSITIVE NUMBERS DISPLAYED ON THE SCREEN ;((
pls pls pls leaf a like or u will die in 5 sekunds (;_/)(_;) prais cheezus krishtush
#58 to #52 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
newfag
User avatar #72 to #58 - thickfingers (01/04/2016) [-]
shut the **** up anon
User avatar #53 to #52 - crunchyspoon (01/03/2016) [-]
lol
User avatar #71 to #21 - ashirt (01/04/2016) [-]
you didnt specify which type bro
User avatar #16 to #6 - toxicwarning (01/03/2016) [-]
I have a distinct feeling this image is used in a different context most of the time...
User avatar #18 to #16 - DeathclawRulez (01/03/2016) [-]
You would be correct.
User avatar #24 to #16 - teedoubler (01/03/2016) [-]
That's the joke.
#27 - aexhaustedheadcase (01/03/2016) [-]
My old school had swings that screwed into the frame at the top. I used to climb the sides and unscrew it almost all the way out and wait for the bigger kids to have their recess.i could see then from spot in the classroom Must have done it twelve times before they caught on and started checking beforehand. I got caught and got a whopping. That was the end of my mean streak
#70 - WootBoot (01/04/2016) [-]
I thought this was a murder trap with spikes in the bottom at first
#57 - manholefreddy (01/03/2016) [-]
He later grew up to be James Holmes...
#56 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
You were too cool for the playground
#47 - caette (01/03/2016) [-]
too many reasons to not believe this
#3 - tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-]
Kid's FW
User avatar #7 to #3 - flippytrixfordiner ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
rip sand king.
User avatar #8 to #7 - tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-]
....why rip?
User avatar #10 to #8 - flippytrixfordiner ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
pretty sure he got hella nerfed, scepter changes his q not his r (i could be wrong but im pree sure)
User avatar #11 to #10 - flippytrixfordiner ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
there also might be other things aswell
User avatar #12 to #10 - tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-]
That damn scepter... Oh and his q? What a bunch of bastards!
#15 to #12 - namingisdifficult (01/03/2016) [-]
Well the scepter makes it so his Q has double the range but old scepter is gone.
And then the pudge rework makes me want to cry.
User avatar #43 to #15 - kurtlanglie (01/03/2016) [-]
Trust me, as a guy who plays SK pretty regularly, the change to the Scepter was a buff. Sure, we lose damage on the ult, but in return we basically get a second blink dagger rolled in with a stun and AoE nuke with Caustic Finale being applied to everyone hit by the burrowstrike. It makes SK a lot more useful outside of his ult, too, since your reach suddenly becomes HUGE. You can burrow onto high ground and blink out if you don't catch enough people, and the creep wave dies regardless.

Also, why is the pudge change so bad? He really needed some slight buff.
#50 to #43 - namingisdifficult (01/03/2016) [-]
Ice Fraud really wants Pudge on the pro scene, but making his old aghs a part of his base ult then giving the hook a 4 sec cooldown is just too much in my opinion.
#67 - IamPinhead (01/04/2016) [-]
The fact that nobody died surprises me.
User avatar #4 - guanyu (01/03/2016) [-]
Stewie - Another One Bites The Dust
#46 - abomii (01/03/2016) [-]
**abomii used "*roll picture*"**
**abomii rolled image** i have made an igloo. Someone enters it when i was at home. It was built near the street. The kid was buried alive by mr blow and died.
#25 - balor (01/03/2016) [-]
I had a 10 year old friend who put razor blades on the playground.
It made the news and they blamed teenagers.
User avatar #60 - mangobutt (01/03/2016) [-]
I did the exact same thing, but it was in the woods behind my house (and was about two feet larger in every direction). My dad fell in and was pissed off.
User avatar #23 - valverde (01/03/2016) [-]
Heh. Funny meme OP. i rate it 8/10. Keep making cool memes bruh
#55 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
I think i may have actually done that...
#17 - nagafever (01/03/2016) [-]
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