Anon outplays Chad

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Ll Times You Got Revenge On Chad Anonymous () h/ ed) 22: 40: 57 - #:2554395?
rile in French class
of the hottest girls in heel asked me for a piece of gum
and talk to her after class and see ifl can charm her
******* Chad coming down the hall
metalmine to her
Biomes ever real loud with his buddies
Tbells me not to be talking to her
Tbells mete go stand in square and not after break
mascot was the knights, and there was literal squares painted in the hallway floor
I stand in square while Chad talks to Stacy
minutes pass.. Stacy says goodbye's Chad
leeks back at me and I' m laughing my ass off
Hearst shakes his head and walks off with his buddies.
Still laugh my ass till this day. clumped em that damn square like 5 times when he wasn' t leeking_

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Submitted:	01/07/2016

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#1 - dalokan (01/07/2016) [-]

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#3 - kulamia ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]

HA! showed that chad! I'll bet he got the girl too!

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#7 - runescapewasgood ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]

even if this is fake, it still makes me cringe

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#11 to #7 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]

>using a meme frog

pretty sure that's a good sign it's fake.

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#28 to #11 - thebadspellir (01/08/2016) [-]

Did you just call Pepe "a meme frog?" How ******* dare you

#41 to #28 - mixedfeelings (01/08/2016) [-]

hello reddit

#48 to #41 - thebadspellir (01/08/2016) [-]

Joke was so funny you had to use it twice huh?

#49 to #48 - mixedfeelings (01/08/2016) [-]

i wanted to insult both of them

#36 to #11 - arreatface (01/08/2016) [-]

> using meme arrows
> meme frog
> the era of memeing is upon us soon we won't be able to AYYY LMAO
> even communicate correctBENIS
> help
> meDD:SDD

#40 to #36 - mixedfeelings (01/08/2016) [-]

hello reddit

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#27 to #11 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]

Why the **** are you getting red pinky's?
This makes me cringe! So much cancer.

#31 to #27 - allnamesrgone (01/08/2016) [-]

samefag

#52 to #11 - Lilstow (01/08/2016) [-]

the oregon school shooter used a grinch wearing a mask. that sure as hell was real.

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#13 to #7 - imho (01/08/2016) [-]

either you have a tough time separating fiction from reality, or this one simply hit too close to home

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#20 to #13 - edgecutter (01/08/2016) [-]

I think he meant more in the sense of
"Even though it is well obvious this is fake, it still makes me cringe"
Which I still whole-heartedly agree with.

#50 to #20 - imho (01/08/2016) [-]

I guess but I have no idea how something that you know is fictional could make you physically cringe. It's not like it's even a realistic scenario

#51 to #50 - edgecutter (01/08/2016) [-]

There are many things that could factor into it, deciding whether or not it could make you cringe.
Alright, sure, I didn't physically cringe, but I don't actually laugh out loud every time I type "lol".
That's besides the point, though.

What makes this cringy for me, is not the fact it's "not even a realistic scenario", but rather the fact that you could generalize (the fictional) anon's behaviour and apply it to realistic occurrences.
In this case being, that he thinks he has the Chad beat by breaking petty arbitrary rules set by the Chad himself.
I'm sure you can imagine a realistic scenario in which this is the case, and would indeed make one cringe.

#47 to #20 - runescapewasgood ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]

^ this

#5 - gayboard ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]

So what's a "Chad"?

#45 to #5 - balor (01/08/2016) [-]

A bro

#30 to #5 - balanced (01/08/2016) [-]

Anyone who does not post pictures of pepe or wojak about everything in their life.

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#6 to #5 - loopymoomoo ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]

someone who has money and is generally fit
doesn't use the internet, is a blatant console peasant

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#8 to #6 - Aro (01/08/2016) [-]

Spoken like a true neet

#9 to #8 - loopymoomoo ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]

Right?!

#42 to #6 - listerthepessimist (01/08/2016) [-]

'blatant console peasant' ****** got me

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#12 to #5 - SuperSixONE (01/08/2016) [-]

A jock basically.

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#10 to #5 - ugoboom

ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]

Chad Thundercock is basically an amalgamation of every hot normie that gets a new lay on a weekly basis

#21 to #10 - tarabostes (01/08/2016) [-]

You mean ******* daily

#15 - totallytito ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]

That's depressing.

When threatened, show no mercy.
Take off your shoe, and wield it into battle like a mighty sword.

Go for it and don't worry about yourself unless he has a lethal weapon.
Even if you go down, any lucky shot you score on him will be his inconvenience for the next few days.
Fists are fragile and weak parts, use anything you can get your hand on.
I broke my wrist breaking a man's jaw in my sophomore year, for slamming a deck of cards on my head for a "52 pickup" prank.

In a way, he won because my writing hand was almost unusable for two months and I couldn't do my homework without resorting to my left hand.

Sometimes the best victories are the longest-lasting ones.
Even with a broken jaw, he was still able to continue his homework as usual and type on the computer as naturally as he liked. I could eat and breathe easily, but my school work was crippled for a while.

#43 to #15 - bwiedieter (01/08/2016) [-]

Palm strikes, my dear Tito. Always use palm strikes.

#35 to #15 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]

Im my experience with bullies.
They want you to fight back.
You hit him for throwing a deck of cards in your face.
Now think of the same situation, from afar, with an autistic child playing as you.

See where I'm getting at?
Violence only makes you look autistic.
Listening makes you look beta
Ignoring makes you look weak.
There is no way to win outright.
You lose the bullies, but you lose the respect of your peers.

#23 to #15 - brothergrimm ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]

Unfortunately the good old fashioned fist fight seems to be endangered.... These days everyone either jumps to call the police or someone pulls out a gun or a knife. Everyone is too scared to take an ass whipping and live to walk away.

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#24 to #23 - dudeyouisnasty ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]

Id rather not get my assbeat over some stupid **** . I wont call the cops till its over though, because really what are the other guys going to do, wait 5-10 minutes for the cops to show up then try to beat my ass. thats what guns are for [spoiler] [/spoiler]

#26 to #24 - brothergrimm ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]

#25 to #24 - brothergrimm ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]

In a life or death situation where multiple people are beating you and will probably kill you, that's different. That's another aspect of the problem i was describing. What the hell happened to two men having a problem, fighting it out then letting it be over with? Now someone has a problem and they call up 6 of their dumbass friends and beat a man half to death so the man pulls out a gun and kills someone. If it's stupid, fight it out and let it be the end or just ******* drop it like it never happened to begin with.

#33 to #15 - thechosentroll (01/08/2016) [-]

My parents taught me how to stand up to bullies.
The bullies then taught me how to take a punch.

My parents just taught me how to sass people and be a cunt in order to combat bullies. Basically, it went like this:
Someone calls you fat? Bring up the fact that they're adopted.
Someone beating you up? Ask them if they're immitating their abusive dad.
Someone kicking you in the gut while you're on the ground. Try to get in as many jokes about their alcoholic mother inbetween gasps for air.

In all fairness, it worked pretty well. No one wants to bully the kid whos words apparently hurt more than your punches. The pen is mightier than the sword, because no one ever expects to be stabbed with a pen.

#19 to #15 - Nekatroz (01/08/2016) [-]

>not recommending to pull down your pants and threating him with your penis

If you cant defeat them, cringe them away

#29 to #15 - itswarwick (01/08/2016) [-]

Bullied for years. I still believe that if you stand up to bullies they'll come back more at the time because of the friends that you'll infect with them. But you're right. One day I couldn't take it anymore. Got hit in the neck by a dude smaller than me while he ran off the stairs. He thought he could do that because he was friends with some other cunts. Grabbed the back of his head and rammed/pushed it into the wall with his own momentum.

During lunch break hear wispers that the guy had a concussion and stayed home for a week. Got into an arguement with the other 3 bullies pushing me around for "hurting" one of their friends. Told them that it's over and they'll end up against the wall too. No longer bullied.

About the shoe, I prefer to just use the ground or another solid object and bash them against it. Shoes won't do a damn thing. And what the guys told you below you don't make sence in a school enviroment. A gun or knife at school? where the **** do you live? downtown detroit?

#44 to #29 - bwiedieter (01/08/2016) [-]

I feel ya, man. **** bullies.

#22 to #15 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]

Shoe, shmoo, books make the best bludgeoning weapons. At school they're over abundant and I almost always was carrying one with me. No one f***ed with me while I was carrying a book. Fear the books! For they are the weapons of gods, dear mortals!

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#16 to #15 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]

Tito is a lot more intense than i remember.

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#18 to #16 - totallytito ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]

One thing is being laid-back, another thing is being a doormat.
Kindness is a great way of life--to an extent.

#17 - sgtmajjohnson (01/08/2016) [-]

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

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#2 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]

Oh good god if this is ******* real I'm gonna cry.

#46 - balor (01/08/2016) [-]

"Don't talk to her"
"Go stand in the square til after break."

You are a pussy if you didn't tell him to bend over and suck his own cock.
Even if you get your ass beat, have some dignity you faggot.