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#3 - rockergamer (01/01/2016) [-]
kinda felt a general "ooookay" vibe from everyone
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User avatar #7 - captainprincess (01/01/2016) [-]
literally no reaction

the only time the theater made much of a noise at all was BB doing his little thumbs up, it was a soft mixture of giggling and "aww"s
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User avatar #116 to #7 - girrafalopegis (01/02/2016) [-]
I suppose American audiences are more vocal because there was tons of laughing and clapping when I saw it a few days after release (packed theater as well).
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User avatar #132 to #116 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
God i'd hate going to the movies with people making noise over everything
Which is why i don't go
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User avatar #122 to #116 - kilotech (01/02/2016) [-]
I'm american and the biggest reactions was a sort of giggle for bb and a slight gasp during the bridge thing you know the one
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User avatar #117 to #116 - captainprincess (01/02/2016) [-]
yea probably
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#120 to #7 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
inb4 some retard comments that "it's a middle finger"
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User avatar #123 to #120 - captainprincess (01/02/2016) [-]
well
too late for that firstly

and second
he doesnt have fingers
its a little blowtorch thing
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#16 to #7 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
What country?
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User avatar #17 to #16 - captainprincess (01/02/2016) [-]
finland
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#18 to #17 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
Oh, we had same over in britland
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User avatar #19 to #18 - captainprincess (01/02/2016) [-]
kindred spirits

in a movie theater anyways
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#57 to #19 - sentinyl (01/02/2016) [-]
Sames from my showing in MN early morning opening day
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User avatar #84 to #17 - hokon (01/02/2016) [-]
Well theres your problem
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User avatar #96 to #84 - captainprincess (01/02/2016) [-]
not really a problem tbh
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#21 to #7 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
Ya the thumbs up and the occasional joke between Han and Chewy were the only times the crowd made noise.
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#44 to #7 - squizz (01/02/2016) [-]
Only reaction we had in Wales was people clapping when it ended, and a few people clapping when Han made an appearance.
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#85 to #44 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
That's pretty good!
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User avatar #102 to #7 - sinonyx ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
the ******* theater i was in people started ******* clapping when the intro started playing
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User avatar #103 to #102 - captainprincess (01/02/2016) [-]
I'd have preferred that tbh
expressive audiences are cool
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#53 to #7 - lesolan (01/02/2016) [-]
He... he wasn't flipping him off...?
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User avatar #98 to #53 - captainprincess (01/02/2016) [-]
idk he mightve been
but the context seemed cooperative
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User avatar #60 to #53 - donbionicle (01/02/2016) [-]
Is that what you thought BB was doing?
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#64 to #60 - breastisbest (01/02/2016) [-]
GIF
That's what he was doing, I thought it was pretty clear. That's why it was a flame, plus there's a little "knuckle" part in front that made it look much more like a middle finger than a thumb. It doesn't make sense as a joke otherwise, the whole point was that BB 8 is done with Fin's ******** . Plus it twists in a way that looks too aggressive to be a thumbs up to me. It seems to be pretty evenly divided though. hollywoodredux.com/journal-entry/is-bb-8-giving-finn-a-thumbs-up-or-the-middle-finger/
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User avatar #72 to #64 - drainbramage (01/02/2016) [-]
I thought he covered Finn about the rebel base, then returned his thumbs up, am I remembering this scene wrong or...?
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User avatar #109 to #72 - SirFail (01/02/2016) [-]
He is giving him a thumbs up.
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User avatar #73 to #72 - murpmurp ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
its up to you
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User avatar #74 to #73 - drainbramage (01/02/2016) [-]
Then I vote for a cheeky thumbs up
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#76 to #74 - murpmurp ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
same
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User avatar #75 to #72 - breastisbest (01/02/2016) [-]
I don't know, I guess it works either way, I just really think it looks more like a middle finger. Plus the joke is a lot funnier in my opinion if BB-8 returns the gesture with something that looks like a thumbs up but is really intended to be a middle finger. Fin did lie about being with the resistance and basically force BB-8 to give the location of the base, so BB has reason to flip him off. I guess it just comes down to how cute you think BB-8 is.
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User avatar #91 to #75 - drainbramage (01/02/2016) [-]
The more I think about it, the less likely a middle finger is

it's Disney and the Star Wars franchise has never really been one for vulgarity
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#101 to #64 - adamks (01/02/2016) [-]
Boy how do people even think its a middle finger, holy damn that is stupid as **** .
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User avatar #78 to #64 - andywazowski ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
I mean, BB does agree with Finn to not spill the beans. So I just assumed it was a thumbs up. He doesn't give the middlefinger, and then run off to tell Rey ..
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User avatar #121 to #64 - pinecest (01/02/2016) [-]
But had he not been co-operative with Finn (and had that actually been BB-8's equivalent of a middle finger), wouldn't he have gone tell Rei that Finn was not actually a member of the Resistance?
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#104 to #7 - privileges ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
**privileges used "*roll picture*"**
**privileges rolled image**2 kids were fighting with lightsabers pre-film when i went, and the whole theater was cheering them on, that was pretty sweet.
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#13 - frostbitcanadian (01/02/2016) [-]
My reaction
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User avatar #65 to #13 - klina (01/02/2016) [-]
yes
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User avatar #108 to #65 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
..ok
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#6 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
My crowd seemed to be disappointed, like they were expecting someone who either looked more like Han and Leia's kid or someone who looked more evil.
This actor just honestly looked out of placed in a Star Wars movie, so did that ginger general.
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User avatar #31 to #6 - frenzysalem ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Well it was kind of unnecessary for him to even have a helmet. Think of all the sith lords who didn't have a helmet/mask. Maul, Tyranus, Sidious, Bane, Cognus, Millenial, Plagueis, Krayt, Caedus, Zannah, Ventress, Kun, Desolous etc.
Now think of all the sith lords who had some sort of mask/helmet. Vader, Malak, Malgus, Tenebrous, etc. They all wore a mask/helmet because they NEEDED it to live. The only Sith lord I can think of who wore a mask without needing it to live was Revan and the only reason he wore his mask was to avenge a group of fallen people. Kylo Ren had no reason to wear a helmet except for a half-assed unmasking scene. And that just made people take him less seriously I feel. I think it would've been better if they had just started the movie out with him not wearing a helmet.
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User avatar #33 to #31 - dagold (01/02/2016) [-]
I think he wore the mask because he was trying to mimic vader as much as possible. He wasn't the unspeakably badass "Evil just to be evil" character everyone was expecting, he turned out to be just some confused, misguided kid still struggling with his decision. A lot of people hated that, but I felt it made him more real than just some random disposable bad ass or Anakin who went from good guy to murdering kids in less than ten minutes of screen time.
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#41 to #33 - haytux (01/02/2016) [-]
When he has his hood down (or off), you can see that the shape of Kylo's helmet is really similar to Vader's. I didn't like his indecision because it made it seem like the light was the wrong choice, the one you have to force yourself away from, when the dark side is all about temptation. Not to mention, this kid grew up surrounded by the light side, so the fact that he turned so far from the light AND was still undecided made him seem like a wishywashy rebellious teenager for no reason other than to rebel (IMO). I'm just hoping we see him be a full on Sith now, rather than pull a Vader and turn back at the end. [spoiler] Don't get me wrong, Vader's redemption was a great plot point. We see Vader be swayed through most RotJ though, while we've seen Kylo make his decision in the first movie, so having him turn back to a good guy in the end after [spoiler]killing his father [/spoilerwould feel kind of like a cop out (again, IMO). I will agree that he feels much better of a character than Anakin.
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User avatar #42 to #41 - dagold (01/02/2016) [-]
I think that after he got his **** rocked by a completely inexperienced jedi he will likely fall further from the light in his anger and become more the unrelenting menace everyone wanted him to be. However it is possible that Han allowed himself to be killed in order for Kylo Ren to maintain his cover and possibly take down that new master which is why his struggle with the light is so prominent. He has to maintain the darkness despite his allegiance to the light, like he never truly wanted to leave the light side or maybe he just feels he might not have made the right choice.
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#45 to #42 - haytux (01/02/2016) [-]
oh **** my spoiler didn't work in my last comment.
Also, for your second theory, I never even thought about that, but it makes a lot of sense. Both of those ideas give me more hope for the next movies, because while I liked Force Awakens, it felt like it was walking on ground we've already covered like the entirety of A New Hope, for example.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - dagold (01/02/2016) [-]
I can understand the feeling of 'more of the same' but I feel like this movie needed that. We needed to be shown the new director understood what we loved about star wars and brought in the old formula as a way to ease in fans from both generations without taking any huge risks right away. I have faith that the next couple movies at least will begin taking more and more steps to blow minds like the original trilogy did.
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#81 to #46 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
No, see, there's a difference between making homages and references here and there to what people loved, and plagiarizing the entire movie. It's like they took episode IV, scrubbed out a couple nouns/names, and then played mad libs with it. There is barely an ounce of originality in the entire movie. I wanted to love it, I really did, but if I wanted to watch Episode IV, I'd watch Episode IV. Instead of a glorious return to Star Wars, with a refreshing and new story, I just got more of the same. And don't get me wrong, I love Episode IV, and it's not a bad story, but it's pretty ******* disappointing when they build something up and then go "yeah, we couldn't actually hire any writers worth a damn." I found it so goddamn the same, that I keep accidentally referring to episode VIII as episode V. Like, I have to ******* correct myself. To be THAT MUCH THE SAME to Episode IV is not okay. Still better than Episode 1-3, though.
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#80 to #33 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
No, you're kinda missing part of his point. He is literally "Evil just to be evil." He assumes that is what being a sith means, and therefore tries to pick the most evil option whenever he can, because he wants to prove himself as a sith. Of course, this kinda does the opposite. Being a sith isn't about killing for the sake of killing, it's about consolidating power. And killing Jedi.
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#115 to #33 - questionableferret (01/02/2016) [-]
The trouble is not that he is unexpected. The problem is that he is unsatisfying. The guy is built up as having single-handedly destroyed Luke's new Jedi Order, he is presented as a complete badass in the first few shots of the film we see him in, and he gets his ass handed to him by Rey, who has held a lightsaber for approximately five minutes of screentime.

It is similar to the reveal of the Mandarin in Iron Man 3. Yeah, the reveal is cool and all, but it's not as satisfying as it could otherwise have been.

If Ren didn't throw hissy-fit tantrums and was actually threatening outside of the first scene of the movie then it'd work better because what he is beneath the mask is still something of substance, and a presence in the narrative worthy of respect, and if he had managed to at least hold his own against Rey instead of getting beaten to the floor and saved by the ground splitting open coincidentally then that too would have gone a long way to legitimising him as a character.

But honestly I think the biggest reason is that he's not a Star Wars villain. He's a villain in Star Wars, but Star Wars has always been characterised by striking visuals. Regardless of how bad the writing in the prequels gets the visuals and world-building still stick with you (sometimes for the wrong reasons but still) and the Podrace and the Colosseum are clear homages to Ben Hur and Gladiator, just as Vader and the Cantina are homages to Samurai and the Old West respectively. But Ren really doesn't fit there. His design is really uninspired, which is very rare for villains in Star Wars, and his demeanour, actions throughout the story, and presence within the scenes he is in is far less than that of even General Grievous, because even at his worst Grievous was still at least presented as a viable threat to the protagonists.

I love Kylo Ren in concept, but much like pretty much everything else in the film, it really stumbles on the execution, lacking in that distinctly 'Star Wars' vibe of being naturally iconic in the same way that Phasma, BB-8, and TR8-T0R are, even if their roles in the film were relatively minor compared to that of Ren.
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User avatar #112 to #33 - angelious ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
yh. i personally disliked how it turned out to be. not the concept in itself...

the concept could have been great. but they didnt invest enough time to it to make it work...they can still retroactively save it in the next movies..but for now, ben was something of a failure as a villain...
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User avatar #52 to #31 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
ventress wasn't a sith. she was a dark jedi.
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User avatar #43 to #6 - jagerhaus (01/02/2016) [-]
I loved Gleeson's performance
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#51 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
******* THEATERFAGS RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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User avatar #56 - sirsolo (01/02/2016) [-]
>Clapping at Lucas Film sign
>Clapping at Millennium Falcon
>Laughing at BB thumbs
>Woos and claps at Han Solo
>Maybe one gasp at face reveal
>One guy yelling "HOW COULD YOU" at Han gettin shanked
>Clapping at the end

Im in Canada... it was pretty American up here in the theatre
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#125 to #56 - shaturnex (01/02/2016) [-]
**shaturnex used "*roll picture*"**
**shaturnex rolled image**Exaclty the same in Spain.

There were some dads dressed like jedis with their children cosplaying r2d2 and leia.

But hey, it's pretty rare to see that much dedication for a movie. Is cool.
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User avatar #61 to #56 - dehnoobshow (01/02/2016) [-]
My theatre laughed at the troopers that simply said " **** that" when Kylo was having an autistic fit.

Also my friends were "hey ***** stole my jacket but it ok he can keep it"
At the... well. you can guess the scene.
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User avatar #15 - thelastelephant (01/02/2016) [-]
Malcolm Reynolds - Huh Both times that I went this seemed to be the crowd's reaction.
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#54 - dakkenly (01/02/2016) [-]
***** looks like the Don't Starve guy
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#100 to #54 - zombietronexe ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
his name is wilson you swine
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#1 - ingloriousgamer (01/01/2016) [-]
Kylo Rekt
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User avatar #49 - komandantmirkoo ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
just couldn't take him seriously anymore.

the movie starts off with him being some sort of badass, but he's really just some babyfaced kid.

i mean that's what they were probably going for, but still. he went from raging villain to child throwing a tantrum in like 5 minutes.
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User avatar #59 to #49 - lolollo ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Kylo-Ren's whole thing (apparently) is that he's got this insanely strong connection to the force, but that his existential issues are what hold him back. You can tell though certain interactions with other characters that he's clearly powerful enough to forge his own way, but is still to inexperienced with life to get over that impressionability. Case in point, when Han is telling him Snoak is just using him, you can see the shift of character as Kylo starts to ask himself the plausibility of going on without Snoak's influence. Kylo doesn't immediately go to defend Snoak or deny that he's using him, he acknowledges that he's having a problem in finding his own individuality. "I know, but I don't know how to go about **** on my own." . You see that he's following Vader, but who knows how much he truly knows of what happened with him? He trained with Luke, who knew about Vader throwing Emperor John Paul II down the pit of "this kills you" and going back towards the light side. How much was he breifed on this?

He still has a ******* of development to go through before he becomes the insanely powerful badass the extended universe set him as, which I suspect is meant to happen in 8 and 9. I wouldn't be surprised if Kylo has some existential epiphany telling him that he doesn't need to follow either the light, or the dark side. I also wouldn't be surprised if, as Kylo is doing some epic betrayal on Snoak, he's asked what he's doing and gives some cheesy line about "following Vader's example".

Personally I find their bigger **** up to be Rei's sudden capacity to go from random ass scavenger to badass lightsaber duelist overnight. Kylo Ren is over here stopping phaser bolts in midair, requiring near literal light speed reaction time, and this bitch comes in and goes toe to toe with him. You see none of that **** in the actual fight, just fancy blade play, which Kylo would still be more proficient with. That is some serious plotshield...even to the point where having the Millennium Falcon pop up to swoop both her and Finn away as they're about the lose wouldve required less plot shielding.
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#70 - alpako (01/02/2016) [-]
GIF
"put the mask back on"
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#58 - baditch ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
I didn't think anyone could be a bigger bitch than Anikin
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#111 to #58 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
"Anikin"
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User avatar #9 - sircool (01/02/2016) [-]
it was dead silent when I saw it, until I turned to my cousin and said loudly "Holy **** , he looks lame."
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#86 - bluebobdopepants (01/02/2016) [-]
When I saw his face:

"Why does he need them map when he could just sniff the ****** out?"
Dude's got a big ******* nose
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User avatar #118 to #86 - iqequalzero ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
More importantly, why did the rebellion need "The rest of the map" at all? I mean the section of space the map was on was so gigantic, you just had to run it through a map program to find a match.

That bit really annoyed me.
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#138 to #118 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
The big part of the map was unknown to the republic aswell until the end. I quess they should have had some general whole map of the universe and then just scan the small map for matching points to locate the part of the sector and then the find the planet.

also might have been uncharted territory all together, so even that wouldnt have helped and just needed the both parts of the map.
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#77 - andywazowski ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
To be honest, I'm kinda interested in Kylo, he seems to be a different kind of bad guy, not a "the most evil being in existence", and the thing is, we don't have anything close to his story. I imagine the next movie will be Luke filling the film with exposistion whilst training Rey.

I find him interesting so far anyway. Can't wait to see where the movie takes him and his relation to Luke.
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User avatar #25 - saxong (01/02/2016) [-]
My theater laughed at "Droid please", BB-8 thumbs-up, clapped when Leia showed up, laughed when the Simon Pegg Trooper dropped his gun, and went ******* bonkers when the Joker Luke showed up
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User avatar #35 to #25 - victorydanceofc (01/02/2016) [-]
I was one of three people who screamed when spoilery bits happened that upset a lot of people
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#79 to #35 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
If we're talking the same spoilery bits, I laughed because I was joking with my friend from the moment Han started mentoring them that Abrams was going to pull that crap. seriously, it was just episode 4 with new characters. Kinda disappointing after it had time to settle in.
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User avatar #26 to #25 - ohemgeezus [OP]ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
That was Daniel Craig, Pegg played the chop-shop alien guy on Jakku
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User avatar #27 to #26 - saxong (01/02/2016) [-]
Huh, I'll be damned, they even named him JB-007 like cheeky *******
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User avatar #28 to #27 - ohemgeezus [OP]ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Did they say that in the movie? I didn't realize that bit
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#24 - charliethebearjewd (01/02/2016) [-]
Not too bad lookin', but not great lookin'. He could blow me under a podium anyday
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User avatar #11 - geese (01/02/2016) [-]
"that schnoz is out of control"
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User avatar #2 - dustykeyboard ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
My friend immedietly turned to me and said "now we know why he was wearing the mask,"
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User avatar #4 to #2 - freejumper (01/01/2016) [-]
It's that huge honker on his face.
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User avatar #63 - aerius (01/02/2016) [-]
guy in the back row shouted 'Shoulda kept the mask on!'
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