Anon meets gf's dad. . Anonymous (ID: } (lft/ 20/ 13( Wed) No. 45998629/ we IE. virgin. not fat er ugly met a text from masking ifl want to eema ever met ever-
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Anon meets gf's dad

Anonymous (ID: } (lft/ 20/ 13( Wed) No. 45998629/
we IE. virgin. not fat er ugly
met a text from masking ifl want to eema ever
met ever- was heme
seme hot Halloween outfit (not sere why but em
Seea whats upi?" Isay
sshe replies " I' ll tell we what' s going to be soon"
potato
scrabs me bythe belt. pulls me upstairs
met in her reem. starts taking
mulls out my raging boner and starts licking it
spuddenly alpha mode engaged
mesh her en the bed and start ******* her
omfg we' re amazing. jest like how I imagined it"
the fact that she fantasized about me makes me harder
OOMG MEEH YEAHH
Spuddenly her dad walks in
*****
here him because she was screaming SC) much
mad gives leek of suicide bomber about to blow
pstart putting jeans en as fast as I can
we wastes time grabs me bythe threat
breathe, fell like this is the and
me out harjinder
is everywhere
skin was showing
met night wind was blowing
wwhere we think going baby?
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**** you
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9986294 MP!
IO/ l El well done OP.
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Submitted: 05/13/2014
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User avatar #1 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/13/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I dont' get this
#2 to #1 - loganmadder (05/14/2014) [-]
The last three lines of the 'greentext' were lyrics of a popular pop song 'Call me maybe' by Carlae Rae Jepsen, A Canadian singer-songwriter. The original stanza was "Your stare was holdin', Ripped jeans, skin was showin', Hot night, wind was blowin', Where do you think you're going, baby?*" The poster of the 'greentext' intentionally wrote the fictional story as to appear non-fictional in an attempt to trick the audience, as it was all an elaborate lead-up to the punchline. The image on the left is another example of the trick the post above had used*

Credits: The lyrics on this post were taken from the page: www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/carlyraejepsen/callmemaybe.html

The 'greentext' on this post was taken from: You need to login to view this link
#6 - shadowrated ONLINE (05/14/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#20 - elbrysobrony (05/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Similar
#11 - screaming (05/14/2014) [-]
>holysweetpadre4giveme
#23 - tyroneisanigger (05/14/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Read the first line, looked at the bottom.
0/10 not even once. Always look at the bottom before the top of greentexts.
#29 to #23 - arnolddusk (05/14/2014) [-]
**arnolddusk rolled image** tfw it's a legitimate story and you ruin the ending
**arnolddusk rolled image** tfw it's a legitimate story and you ruin the ending
User avatar #24 - imaan (05/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Only on 4chan do they need to make clear that they are not fat or ugly...
#37 - anon (05/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
reminds me of
>Don't Stop, be Lee, Ving
>Hold on to that fee, Ling
#13 - batmanisarabbit (05/14/2014) [-]
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#19 - jwagswashere (05/14/2014) [-]
DAMN IT YOU GOT ME    
   
thumb for you
DAMN IT YOU GOT ME

thumb for you
User avatar #12 - capslockrage (05/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Knew it was going to be one of those stories by how autistic he sounded throughout it.
#26 - niggastolemyname (05/14/2014) [-]
Thought the end was from a country song until i saw #2
Thought the end was from a country song until i saw #2
User avatar #44 - rootintootinputin (05/14/2014) [-]
you dont have to not be a virgin at 16. having sex is a choice, i had a friend that was real pretty and had boyfriends and chose to wait until marriage
#43 - catburglarpenis (05/14/2014) [-]
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#5 - ralphabc (05/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
the movie is called sky touch. It is about a teenage boy named Luke from New Jersey who is set to Arizona by his mother Claire to after getting to some trouble to live with his gay fathers (Cam/Mitch) and their adopted Asian baby. As he goes through the struggles of high school. He meets the girl of this dream Haily. But being the shy timid young man, he is going to need some help from his new friend/teacher Phil. To win over the love of his life from the asshole Manny But Phil has his own trouble as he is caught in his own love tangle between Alex and Gloria. After Luke sweeps Haily off her feet he now needs to over comes the odds and get the approval of he father Jay who wants her to go to college in England.
#69 to #5 - anon (05/15/2014) [-]
modern family <3
#35 - pbeldin (05/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**pbeldin rolled image** I don't get the joke
User avatar #34 - wopwop (05/14/2014) [+] (5 replies)
These are the worst comics imo. Can anyone tell me what they find so funny about this? Not meaning to bash, but I'm just wondering since I really dont enjoy these comics. It gets me all exited and then those endings just kill it for me.
#15 - anon (05/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>be 22
>completely through high school & college
>still a virgin
>alone with 10/10 gf
>wants to do it
>takes off all clothes
>say baby I'm gonna bang you real good
>but first, let me take a selfie
>Chainsmokers burst in, musics blasting
#27 to #16 - senhortobias (05/14/2014) [-]
why dont you login if all you say is the truth?
User avatar #10 - smilleykillz (05/14/2014) [-]
this was beautiful
#9 - flowbro (05/14/2014) [-]
almost forgot about this gem of a green text
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