Anon meets gf's dad. . Anonymous (ID: } (lft/ 20/ 13( Wed) No. 45998629/ we IE. virgin. not fat er ugly met a text from masking ifl want to eema ever met ever-  Anon meets gf's dad Anonymous (ID: } (lft/ 20/ 13( Wed) No 45998629/ we IE virgin not fat er ugly met a text from masking ifl want to eema ever ever-
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Anonymous (ID: } (lft/ 20/ 13( Wed) No. 45998629/
we IE. virgin. not fat er ugly
met a text from masking ifl want to eema ever
met ever- was heme
seme hot Halloween outfit (not sere why but em
Seea whats upi?" Isay
sshe replies " I' ll tell we what' s going to be soon"
potato
scrabs me bythe belt. pulls me upstairs
met in her reem. starts taking
mulls out my raging boner and starts licking it
spuddenly alpha mode engaged
mesh her en the bed and start fucking her
omfg we' re amazing. jest like how I imagined it"
the fact that she fantasized about me makes me harder
OOMG MEEH YEAHH
Spuddenly her dad walks in
ffuck
here him because she was screaming SC) much
mad gives leek of suicide bomber about to blow
pstart putting jeans en as fast as I can
we wastes time grabs me bythe threat
breathe, fell like this is the and
me out harjinder
is everywhere
skin was showing
met night wind was blowing
wwhere we think going baby?
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fuck you
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9986294 MP!
IO/ l El well done OP.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #1 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(05/13/2014) [-]
I dont' get this
#2 to #1 - loganmadder
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(05/14/2014) [-]
The last three lines of the 'greentext' were lyrics of a popular pop song 'Call me maybe' by Carlae Rae Jepsen, A Canadian singer-songwriter. The original stanza was "Your stare was holdin', Ripped jeans, skin was showin', Hot night, wind was blowin', Where do you think you're going, baby?*" The poster of the 'greentext' intentionally wrote the fictional story as to appear non-fictional in an attempt to trick the audience, as it was all an elaborate lead-up to the punchline. The image on the left is another example of the trick the post above had used*

Credits: The lyrics on this post were taken from the page: www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/carlyraejepsen/callmemaybe.html

The 'greentext' on this post was taken from: You need to login to view this link
User avatar #18 to #2 - sciencexplain
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(05/14/2014) [-]
internetexplain, a ************ all up in your area, man.
User avatar #3 to #2 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(05/14/2014) [-]
oh thanks for that
#4 to #3 - loganmadder
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User avatar #25 to #2 - niggastolemyname
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(05/14/2014) [-]
oh ****
i though it was from a country song
#6 - shadowrated
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#14 to #6 - batmanisarabbit
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#7 to #6 - pootismang
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#8 to #7 - bendingtimeisgood
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(05/14/2014) [-]
Never have I seen an Archer reaction pic used so appropriately. Here, take this one.
#20 - elbrysobrony
Reply +62 123456789123345869
(05/14/2014) [-]
Similar
#22 to #20 - anon id: c1883c62
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User avatar #52 to #20 - lub
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(05/14/2014) [-]
i almost jumped out of my chair that was so good
#11 - screaming
Reply +39 123456789123345869
(05/14/2014) [-]
>holysweetpadre4giveme
User avatar #24 - imaan
Reply +17 123456789123345869
(05/14/2014) [-]
Only on 4chan do they need to make clear that they are not fat or ugly...
#46 to #24 - leafonthewind
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User avatar #48 to #24 - leafonthewind
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(05/14/2014) [-]
all of these stories are fictitious works of art
#37 - anon id: 217541e5
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(05/14/2014) [-]
reminds me of
>Don't Stop, be Lee, Ving
>Hold on to that fee, Ling
#40 to #37 - fierbug
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#13 - batmanisarabbit
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#23 - tyroneisanigger
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(05/14/2014) [-]
Read the first line, looked at the bottom.
0/10 not even once. Always look at the bottom before the top of greentexts.
#29 to #23 - arnolddusk
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(05/14/2014) [-]
**arnolddusk rolled image** tfw it's a legitimate story and you ruin the ending
**arnolddusk rolled image** tfw it's a legitimate story and you ruin the ending
User avatar #32 to #29 - maeko
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(05/14/2014) [-]
Sauce?!
User avatar #36 to #32 - ferron
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(05/14/2014) [-]
Sauce is "Hyouka," its actually one of my favorites. Would recommend.
#42 to #36 - maeko
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#33 to #32 - flufflepuff
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I would also like sauce.
#41 to #33 - maeko
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#19 - jwagswashere
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(05/14/2014) [-]
DAMN IT YOU GOT ME    
   
thumb for you
DAMN IT YOU GOT ME

thumb for you
User avatar #12 - capslockrage
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(05/14/2014) [-]
Knew it was going to be one of those stories by how autistic he sounded throughout it.
User avatar #38 to #12 - iridium
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(05/14/2014) [-]
>implying nobody acts autistic during their first time, much less describing their first time
>implying 4chan greentexts aren't autistic sounding half the time