Anon is on the subway

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en the subway
waitting, reading things en my phone, minding my own business
comes en
driver didn' t e'en have butter the deers, it was a geed day
vmy seat is near the deers
starts staring at me
at her
reading **** en my phone
starts breathing mere and mere heavily
her
starts caughing
creeps caughing and staring at me
met this point my jonathans are quite rumbled
bask her We you need anything?"
H( LONG ARE YOU GOING TO WAIT BEFORE OFFERING YOUR SEA "
I am net going effer my seat"
Ytou are so , can' t you see I need the seat mere than you? Have seme manners"
Ytou are net disabled, pregnant, er elderly, so I have eyery right my seat."
blabbering seme disease jabroni
s early in the merning and I can' t deal with this ****
was she talks me I put earplugs in my ears and start playing the Benny Hill Theme
Waatch a landwhale flail around and get pissed as hell with the Benny Hill Theme
t knew what she is saying but it must be hilarious

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Submitted:	12/30/2015

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#1 - yugiohkris

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#2 to #1 - zutraxsi (12/31/2015) [-]

Usually subways have the rule include pregnant women (especially NY subways) because of the fact that if they are far into their pregnancy, the weight can be a strain on them and it's just polite to allow them to sit and rest for the train ride

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#4 to #2 - crushking (12/31/2015) [-]

What did he say?

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#5 to #4 - zutraxsi (12/31/2015) [-]

Something about how getting up for a pregnant person is ******** , and something along the lines of "Why should I have to give up my seat because someone wanted to have sex?"

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#6 to #5 - crushking (12/31/2015) [-]

Ah, so he was being a dick and deleted his comment like a pussy when he started getting red thumbs. Thanks.

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#7 to #6 - zutraxsi (12/31/2015) [-]

Yea, basically

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#43 to #6 - Shiny (12/31/2015) [-]

And of course that idiot somehow became a mod.

#47 to #43 - imnotkickthecat (12/31/2015) [-]

its not that hard to do.

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#8 to #6 - thediamondhack (12/31/2015) [-]

******* pussies on FJ,
when i get red thumbs i dont ****** delete the comment,i ****** handle it.

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#13 to #8 - theseareletters (12/31/2015) [-]

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#26 to #8 - stonetomcat (12/31/2015) [-]

idk whether to thumb you up because I agree, or to thumb you down to test if you're serious

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#16 to #8 - asotil (12/31/2015) [-]

Is...is this reverse b8?

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#14 to #8 - bazda (12/31/2015) [-]

At least have the nuts to stand behind what you say.
I respect that. Have a green one.

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#10 to #8 - selfdestructo (12/31/2015) [-]

Your not the hero FJ deserves. Your the hero FJ needs.

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#9 to #8 - epodax (12/31/2015) [-]

You are so brave.

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#27 to #8 - xyzlegend (12/31/2015) [-]

GIF

i respect that

#53 to #27 - mindor (12/31/2015) [-]

where is this from m8?? the video

#65 to #53 - xyzlegend (01/01/2016) [-]

some old gif I found, I just put thumb and text over it.

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#31 to #8 - emiyashirou (12/31/2015) [-]

>Handling imaginary negative e-penis points
What a brave man.

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#30 to #8 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]

That's right. Take it. Take it like the slut you are.

#64 to #8 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]

GIF

**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**why the red thumbs, is this site full of faggots now?

#36 to #8 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]

Most people can't handle that edge.

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#37 to #8 - becauseoprahsaidso (12/31/2015) [-]

This isn't bravery.

^ This is

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#51 to #37 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]

No thats the effects of brain washing

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#49 to #8 - mondprinzessin ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]

id thumb you up

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#42 to #8 - kingxcvii (12/31/2015) [-]

You areca real man.. When ever you post again imma thumb you up from 5 new accounts

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#39 to #8 - nirin ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]

its times like this that makes me wish i could tag people.

#55 to #39 - mindor (12/31/2015) [-]

**nirin my ***** you can mention ppl here, this isnt facebook fam**

#56 to #55 - nirin ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]

that's not what i meant, like having a little flag or something at the side of their name so everytime i see them i can hover over it and see what i wrote about that person, like thediamondhack the brave

#58 to #56 - mindor (12/31/2015) [-]

like this ? >>#8
hover over it

#60 to #58 - nirin ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]

Nope just imagine that you had a option to write anything beside my name and every single comment i made it would be there only to be seen by you. i don't mean like a subscription, you won't get notifications, it will be just a novelty to remember something cool or stupid some user did without having to search for it.

#62 to #60 - mindor (12/31/2015) [-]

go on .. im listening ..

#63 to #62 - nirin ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]

I don't think there is more to go on about, aside from stating this isn't a original idea but then what is now days.

#17 to #5 - tarabostes ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]

yugiohkris y u do dis?

#15 to #5 - walcorn ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]

Sounds like a bitter virgin to me

#66 to #5 - invisifat (01/06/2016) [-]

You gotta take the positive side. If they're a fugly bitch that's still dressing like a hooker even while pregnant, nose up at her. She can have a ******* miscarriage for all I care, she's clearly a despicable person.

But, y'know, if they don't look like a skank that forgot their pill even though they took it from seven guys in one night and are still pretending the baby is just "winter weight" or some **** , then you gotta take the positive side. It might be someone that is in love with their husband or wife and decided to have a baby with them, and that's beautiful. You shouldn't make that sort of lovely person's life harder just because you like to sit.

#44 to #5 - kingxcvii (12/31/2015) [-]

He got a point. But **** I give up my seat to old people , kids ,cute girls ( yes I know that's wrong but I wanna get some pussy through shivaree) and pregnant girls. My country doesn't take likely to fat people if they say something like that everyone would roast them . I remember a fat guy walked on the bus short of change and the bus driver told him to walk and that would solve two of his problems

#21 to #2 - Indoknight (12/31/2015) [-]

Not my fault she didn't **** a ***** with a car.

#35 to #2 - azzajack (12/31/2015) [-]

I agree with giving up my seat for pregnant ladies, but I don't agree with purely maternity leave (not parental), for women who want to advance their careers.

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#11 - myjunk (12/31/2015) [-]

"Maybe if you'd sit less you wouldn't have this problem"

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#18 - tarabostes ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]

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#3 - thedankmemer (12/31/2015) [-]

If you're as much of a failure of a human being like me and don't know what the "Benny Hill Theme" is, here it is.

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#19 to #3 - dawinnamon (12/31/2015) [-]

It's just yakety sax

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#22 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]

I don't see why I should be expected to give up my seat for a pregnant woman.
You chose to get pregnant, deal with it.

#50 to #22 - crypticmerle (12/31/2015) [-]

Cause it's polite you degenerate doorknob.
And not every woman chooses to get pregnant

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#28 to #22 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]

the stronger generally helps the weak i just don't sit down at all to avoid situations like ops

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#23 to #22 - ronyx (12/31/2015) [-]

It's just a courtesy,

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#24 to #22 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]

I'm not gonna give my seat up for anything I love my car.

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#25 to #22 - immatakeaduty (12/31/2015) [-]

bc it's a nice ******* thing to do ya cunt.

nobody's saying you have to, but it's ******* nice.

#38 to #25 - therealkakashi (12/31/2015) [-]

I mean, the same could be said for the fat woman in the OP post. If you're going to say X is okay but Y is not at least come up with a better argument than "it's just a nice thing to do"

For example: The mothers health, comfort and stress levels have a direct effect on the baby's health. So the easier a time the mother has while pregnant generally means the healthier the baby will be (barring any genetic diseases or disabilities)

The fat woman only wants to sit down because she's lazy and her knees probably can't support her massive girth.

See, one is helping a mother looking out for her child, and one is enabling an entitled fatso. It's selfless versus selfish.

Also, the woman will definitely not be pregnant forever, whereas the fat woman is rather likely to be fat forever.

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#40 to #38 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]

appropriate consequence

being overweight is a negative action, apply negative consequence
being pregnant means reproduction for the species, apply positive consequence

we must comply.

#48 to #40 - untamedlazyeye (12/31/2015) [-]

Repeat, will you comply?

#45 to #25 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]

Can I just recommend playing the Benny Hill theme while looking at this gif?

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#34 to #25 - ferrettamer (12/31/2015) [-]

it's generally a rule that you have to or they could kick you off

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#20 - naitsabesh ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]

I'm fat myself but there's nothing I hate more than fats trying to excuse their weight cause of 'muh genetics'. It's not ******* genetics if you can eat a full sized pizza and then flush it down with a gallon of coke. Genetics doesnt bloody make you gain 200 bleeding pounds, but that cake you keep shoveling in your face like a hungry gorilla sure as hell is. It's a good mix of laziness and inability to put the fork down that you're fat.
I know I'm fat, I know it's not healthy but I'm too much of a lazy arse to do anything about it. Dont blame genetics.

#29 to #20 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]

I dislike 2 things about fat people, the lack of willpower to lose weight and denying that lack of willpower.

#32 to #20 - emiyashirou (12/31/2015) [-]

#41 - rogaa (12/31/2015) [-]

Man ever since SJW's have been coming into play 4chan sure does have a lot of encounters with them

#46 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]

> Calling earbuds earplugs

Pic related, they're earplugs you mouth-breathing retard

#33 - MisfitsFan (12/31/2015) [-]

**MisfitsFan used "*roll picture*"**
**MisfitsFan rolled image** I wish I could see that in real life

#52 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]

**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**

#59 to #52 - jonnyea (12/31/2015) [-]

haha nice roll

#54 - ohmygwad (12/31/2015) [-]

OH THATS ALL ******* FUNNY AND EVDERYTHING BUT HAVDE YOU ALL FORGOT ABOUT FATBOY? FATBOY WAS MY LIL ANGEL AND ALL YOUR DOING IS LAUGHING AT STUPID 4CHAN MEM, I WILL MISS HIS CUTE LIL VOICE WHEN HE CAME IN AND WAS LIKE "innit billy boyo" ******* MUSIC TO MY EARS, YOU ARE ALL CUNTS I'LL TELL YA GEEZERS R.I.P FATBOY BAE <3